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^Wouldn't have been a bad song to attempt camouflage.

He left a few minutes ago so I conducted an experiment with the pr0n playing at roughly the same volume to see how well it could be heard from where he would've been at the moment I switched to music. Only 50% certain he heard it now. There was no other noise within the house and it was playing quite loudly, however the wind outside might have drained it out (atmospheric 'noise' is louder than you think).

Oh well. At least I wasn't fapping and merely had it on in the background as a means to test whether it was worthy of what was an impending fap that didn't eventualise.
 
So you still havent fapped?? My god man gtfo of bigfooty and get on it.

Bloody Youth of today, no sense of priorities.
 
And still hasn't eventualised...haha. You'll get there mate.
 

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^Wouldn't have been a bad song to attempt camouflage.

He left a few minutes ago so I conducted an experiment with the pr0n playing at roughly the same volume to see how well it could be heard from where he would've been at the moment I switched to music. Only 50% certain he heard it now. There was no other noise within the house and it was playing quite loudly, however the wind outside might have drained it out (atmospheric 'noise' is louder than you think).

Oh well. At least I wasn't fapping and merely had it on in the background as a means to test whether it was worthy of what was an impending fap that didn't eventualise.

And still hasn't eventualised...haha. You'll get there mate.

1. It's not even a word.

2. Got there now.
 
As a minor, I was caught with pr0n on one occasion, and it was in terrible circumstances. Police undertook a search of my room after I got into trouble with the law. My Dad was present when they (male and female partnership) turned my room upside down.

Although I was not harbouring any illegal items, I had in my possession some porno mags stashed away so that's all they uncovered. I stood there red-faced while the male police officer grinned at the discovery. Needless to say, I was very embarrassed in front of the female police officer.

F__king pigs! Of course, my old man made sure that was the last I saw of my then pornographic magazine collection. There were some gems in there, too.
 
I forgot that my uncle was given keys to the house and was coming home just now. I had pr0n on loud and didn't hear him come inside the house. 99% certain he heard it. Not one of those uncles that is cool with that shit either. I'm proceeding to play music at the same volume in order to cling onto the small (and probably non-existent) hope that the girl shrieking her **** off was part of a musical skit or whatever. ****

Pretty sure that ensuring your pr0n isn't heard by old family members is a simple everyday thing.
when this happens always good to throw on blink 182. one of the songs ends with some girl have a bit of a shriek. can't remember which one though.
 

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Getting out of bed and into the shower in winter.
Now that is hard! :thumbsd:

Also, if you need to take a shit soon after waking up in Winter. The contact between arse and seat is like a cold stake being driven through each cheek with vengeance. Luckily the arseh*le sits in the middle and only makes contact with air.

Call me ladies.
 
Somehow I manage to get up at 6am for work without any trouble, but majorly struggle to get up at 9am for uni. I guess it's because I know that I can't be late for work (I don't think my boss would mind the odd occasion, but it's not something I want to get in the habit of doing), while not turning up to uni would go completely unnoticed by everybody (not that I ever have just not turned up - I always manage to get there on time).
 

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I struggle with getting ready in a timely matter. No matter what time of the day I need to be out of the house by I am always just making it out the door on time.
 
I struggle with getting ready in a timely matter. No matter what time of the day I need to be out of the house by I am always just making it out the door on time.
Haha so true even if i don't start uni till 1 in the afternoon, I struggle to make it
 

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