Education & Reference Excellent antics at school

[Johnson#26]

Haha just remembered. In year 11 everyone went through this stage of taking 'Sampis' on people's backs. It was pretty well accepted by everyone. One guy was having his Big M when someone went flying screaming SAAAAMMMMPIIIIII, with the milk going all over his blazer, falling flat on his face. The same guy was Sampi'd watching a soccer match on a free dress day, and his whole shirt got ripped. Unlucky.

One guy was particularly good at his Sampi's. He tried one over an older teacher and sent him flying into the bin. There was talk (not sure of how serious it was) of 'suing for assault', but I don't think it was ever that serious.

Pumbi's story reminds me of a craze that went through our school but not with Mario Kart, it was Peggle.

We had Neave Tetris sweep the school as the ultimate craze. One guy had his laptop slammed on his fingers by the teacher, only to casually open it up immediately and keep playing. It got to the point where a few were struggling to sleep at night because they kept playing Tetris in their minds.

 

[Powerade 08]

These stories are depressing. I'm a 24 year old teacher. I bust my ass to help kids to well at school and get an education. Some of the shit that we have to deal with is ridiculous. I work at a pretty good school and all the pranks I've had to deal with are pretty light hearted and good natured, and that's cool. I'm all for having fun. But having some ****wit throw a desk at me? **** that. I wish that teacher did more than bruise your arm. There's so many punks out there. Bring back the cane I say.

I feel for you man. I finished yr 12 last year and yeah, while it was fun at the time some kids are real assholes.

Some don't wanna be there and nothing you do is going to change that. I'd just sit their ass outside the door from when class starts to when it finishes, no point trying to save one lost cause if its going to effect the rest of the class.

No sympathy though for clueless teachers and substitutes who lose their shit over small things or can't control a class, they shouldn't be teaching.

 

[DB10]

This was a favourite past time of mine. The best thing we ever did was in Information technology. We had a beast of a teacher, she was like a grizzly bear with a dudes voice. We all questioned whether or not she was a man.

Anyway there were about 30 computers in the room with 5 or so not being used by students. When she went out of the room a few of us logged on with this losers' account IIRC his password was "bonerman". We then went into microsoft powerpoint and made slideshows with as many noises as possible, with sounds from cow moos to truck horns. We then turned the monitor off and set the slideshow to play in a minute or so. The sounds started off very slow and quiet before you just heard a massive MOOOOOOOOOOOO and that is when the whole class just lost it laughing. The teacher flipped out every time but could never find out who was responsible.

excellent.

there was this one teacher at school, Ms. Owen - if fantastic_crows and busVett read this they may have had her as well - who was just a real bitch. utterly joyless and humourless, this woman. I guess the grind of teaching had long got to her or something ... anyway, she wouldn't let anyone have any fun in her class. it was eyes forward, pay attention, get it right or get yelled at. it was also maths. as the year went on someone came up with this crazy idea she was a dominatrix, and everytime she'd walk into a room or sit down or something, at least one person would make a whip cracking noise. then more and more and more would do it and it soon spread around the entire school, and happening in any class she taught, not just our year level. then she heard about why it was happening and completely flipped out at some year 9's and quit the next day.

in hindsight, it was pretty cruel. ****ing amusing at the time though.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

There was a period towards the end of primary school, where our diaries had a library barcode stuck in to the back of them, so we could "self-serve" when borrowing books.

So we'd just take someone's diary, borrow a bunch of books under his name, then hide the books underneath/behind shelves.

Good shit. Getting other kids in trouble is one of the best bits about primary school.

 

[r dub 19]

Anyone get involved in "waterbomb" season? So epic. One guy threw a waterbomb at a teacher when he was writing on the board with his back turned. The teacher ended up crying and never returned to the school. He was a grade A pacemaker as well so everyone was happy.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

That is funny, but as if you could be stuffed getting up at 3am all the time to ring him.

You would have been just a tired as he was.

I was 15 and smoking a lot of weed. I was keeping odd hours.

(For the whoever it was that asked, failing Yr10 maths didn't get me held down and in fact did quite well in Yr11 maths before ****ing it off forever after that)

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

This was a favourite past time of mine. The best thing we ever did was in Information technology. We had a beast of a teacher, she was like a grizzly bear with a dudes voice. We all questioned whether or not she was a man.

Anyway there were about 30 computers in the room with 5 or so not being used by students. When she went out of the room a few of us logged on with this losers' account IIRC his password was "bonerman". We then went into microsoft powerpoint and made slideshows with as many noises as possible, with sounds from cow moos to truck horns. We then turned the monitor off and set the slideshow to play in a minute or so. The sounds started off very slow and quiet before you just heard a massive MOOOOOOOOOOOO and that is when the whole class just lost it laughing. The teacher flipped out every time but could never find out who was responsible.

These kinds of stunts are particularlt cool. Nothing annoys a teacher like being unable to blame someone.

Partucularly nasty teachers will just select a scapegoat, usually one of the weaker flogs that hangs around with the real troublemakers/shitstirrers for punishment.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

In Grade 11 we had a bit of a war with the teachers. It revolved around Mario Kart. We had the emulator shiz on the School Computers and usually a gang of about 8 of us would play most lunch times in the winter when it was waayyy too cold outside. So, it would be four to a computer, 2 keyboards (One would use the arrows and the other would use A,S,W,D) and we would complete a tournament within lunch time. Was an epic time killer. A bit off topic but I was Peach, and she is supremely underrated. Was late to the party so all the good characters were gone; blessing in disguise. Run amok with that hottie.

Anyway, back to the saga. Teachers began to catch on when they noticed swarms of teenagers occupying the labs at Lunch Time. Their first step was to give us the glare, before telling us to either do some work or get out. As we continued our merry way, their next method of prohibition were signs in the Computer Labs saying 'NO GAMES'. However, there were a number of 'hidden' computer labs that no one frequented. Science was never used, and Housing and Design was always abandoned. We thought we had hit gold. But alas, teachers began popping up (A snitch in the group?). At this point, Mario Kart was more than a game; it was an addiction. It became so bad that a dedicated group of us began wagging class/utilising free periods to complete tournaments. The theory behind this was that teachers were busy teaching, allowing us to do as we will. However, teachers have free periods too. Marauding teachers would constantly catch us out. 'Shouldn't you be in class? This is the 4th time i've caught you guys out, I don't want to see you playing that game ever again.'

Things then got srs. Anyone who has had an addiction knows how hard is to break. This was no different. Our persistance was brave, but how long could we last? Well, we got our answer on a Monday Lunch Time. We vacated the Graphic Design Lab, checked that the coast was clear and sat down to play. My mate went to unplug a keyboard from another computer so we could begin.

'Its locked.'
'What do you mean its locked? How do you lock a keyboard?'

The teachers had barred the USB Ports at the back of the computer so that you couldn't access them. One mate nearly broke down as we came to the sudden realisation that we had played our last Four Player Mario Kart Tournament.

Brilliant story. I deferred a semester of uni largely in order to get baked and play Civilisation II. Best game ever. never been topped.

 

[Mattman93]

Anyone get involved in "waterbomb" season? So epic. One guy threw a waterbomb at a teacher when he was writing on the board with his back turned. The teacher ended up crying and never returned to the school. He was a grade A pacemaker as well so everyone was happy.

Hahaha "Grade A Pacemaker". That is worthy of catching on.

 

[pacemaker]

One of the few things I envy the younger generation for is all these websites now where kids can totally pay out on teachers and ambush them and tape it and generally take classroom annoyance to a new level.

In my day, we didn't have that. It was sort of like 'Once the bell goes, bets are off'.

I've always thought **** that. Hence my jealousy of modern teacher trolls.

Anyway, post here stories of school/uni antics, especially those involving shitting up teachers.

For example:

My Year 10 maths teacher Mr Keyte was - and almost certainly still is - a prick of the highest order. First day of Year 10 maths he goes 'In case anyone is wondering, yes, Jennifer Keyte is my cousin'.

Anyway, maths never being my strong suit and my discovery of weed combined to mean I got something like 9 per cent for the first term of maths. He totally paid me out to my folks at parent teacher night. I mean sure, I was failing, but he made it really personal. My folks had heard a lot of shit about me at parent teacher nights over the years but this just took the cake.

I immediately plotted revenge, vbiding my time. I even made sure to pass a test or two in order to cover my tracks a bit.

Then he made the mistake of announcing that his missus had just had a baby.

So I spent the next months ringing him at like 3AM. No pattern to it, being smart enough to sneak out of the house and use local phoneboxes. Occasionally I'd let two weeks pass with no call. Then BANG! Three calls within an hour every night for a week.

The best ones were when I could hear the newborn child crying in the background, knowing I had woken it and that his night was ****ed.

I went on to fail Year 10 maths abysmally. But every time I failed a test and he tried to pay me out, seeing his red bleary eyes and noting how irritable and tired he was made it all better.

Wow we had a total hero here. Would not be surprised if you are some form of labourer now

so what happened when you failed yr 10 maths, as i am about to fail it with one term left to try and just pass.

He now works as a labourer and working his way up to being the boss in his labouring workforce.

This was a favourite past time of mine. The best thing we ever did was in Information technology. We had a beast of a teacher, she was like a grizzly bear with a dudes voice. We all questioned whether or not she was a man.

Anyway there were about 30 computers in the room with 5 or so not being used by students. When she went out of the room a few of us logged on with this losers' account IIRC his password was "bonerman". We then went into microsoft powerpoint and made slideshows with as many noises as possible, with sounds from cow moos to truck horns. We then turned the monitor off and set the slideshow to play in a minute or so. The sounds started off very slow and quiet before you just heard a massive MOOOOOOOOOOOO and that is when the whole class just lost it laughing. The teacher flipped out every time but could never find out who was responsible.

Sounds like crazy times.

These stories are depressing. I'm a 24 year old teacher. I bust my ass to help kids to well at school and get an education. Some of the shit that we have to deal with is ridiculous. I work at a pretty good school and all the pranks I've had to deal with are pretty light hearted and good natured, and that's cool. I'm all for having fun. But having some ****wit throw a desk at me? **** that. I wish that teacher did more than bruise your arm. There's so many punks out there. Bring back the cane I say.

PS 98% of the students I teach are awesome, I don't have a view that all students are shits, but theres a few kids that need some serious discipline.

Yeah there can be a few ****heads who will turn out as labourers at best.

Anyone get involved in "waterbomb" season? So epic. One guy threw a waterbomb at a teacher when he was writing on the board with his back turned. The teacher ended up crying and never returned to the school. He was a grade A pacemaker as well so everyone was happy.

Grade A pacemaker. Must have been a pretty awesome teacher.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

These stories are depressing. I'm a 24 year old teacher. I bust my ass to help kids to well at school and get an education. Some of the shit that we have to deal with is ridiculous. I work at a pretty good school and all the pranks I've had to deal with are pretty light hearted and good natured, and that's cool. I'm all for having fun. But having some ****wit throw a desk at me? **** that. I wish that teacher did more than bruise your arm. There's so many punks out there. Bring back the cane I say.

PS 98% of the students I teach are awesome, I don't have a view that all students are shits, but theres a few kids that need some serious discipline.

For the record, I was was only an arseh*le to arseh*le teachers.

For good teachers, even in boring subjects, I made an effort.

But I have a very finely honed, if somewhat edgy, sense of justice. Teachers who played favourites, were unfair etc, were fair game. I suspect I watched too many American teen movies.

EDIT - I have just realised a poster with the user name "Rise_Up_Stiffy" is a ****ing teacher and is now taking the moral high ground over juvenile antics on one of my threads.

FFS - its like 'Gas_The_Jews' posting on the Politics board about how we all need to just get along man.

 

[Mattman93]

Wow we had a total hero here. Would not be surprised if you are some form of labourer now


He now works as a labourer and working his way up to being the boss in his labouring workforce.

**** me, you fail so much.

Yeah there can be a few ****heads who will turn out as labourers at best.

Or worse, end up at ECU.

 

[Football God]

In year 10 we had a teacher that will come in for tuesdays only in English, she was the biggest bitch no one like the ugly cow.
Anyway was in summer so it was really hot the fans were on, doing nothing. pretty much the biggest bludge.
We're all so bored and decide to throw paper ball at the fan and it will go flying across the room, so its my turn, the paper ball hits the fan goes right across the whole room and hits my english teacher right in the nose (big nose) while she trying to help someone, was a heroic day.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Haha just remembered. In year 11 everyone went through this stage of taking 'Sampis' on people's backs. It was pretty well accepted by everyone. One guy was having his Big M when someone went flying screaming SAAAAMMMMPIIIIII, with the milk going all over his blazer, falling flat on his face. The same guy was Sampi'd watching a soccer match on a free dress day, and his whole shirt got ripped. Unlucky.

One guy was particularly good at his Sampi's. He tried one over an older teacher and sent him flying into the bin. There was talk (not sure of how serious it was) of 'suing for assault', but I don't think it was ever that serious.

Sampis aka Cappering - thread here

 

[Damon_3388]

Sampis aka Cappering - thread here

At my school (and probably a ton of others in South Australia over the years), it was known as a "Modra".

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

At my school (and probably a ton of others in South Australia over the years), it was known as a "Modra".

Entirely understandable.

 

[DB10]

At my school (and probably a ton of others in South Australia over the years), it was known as a "Modra".

it's still Modra-ing.

marks up at lunch time was really just Modra's on everyone, used to be massive fun. except when the dude who got drafted by Port a few years ago wanted to join in. he was far bigger than any of us and would have flattened anyone who stood under him.

 

[pcazzy]

"Stuart Diver" was a good game at my school. Basically involved a Year 8 being dragged to the back of the bus, with all the Year 10's backpacks chucked on top, and then stacks on on top of that.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

"Stuart Diver" was a good game at my school. Basically involved a Year 8 being dragged to the back of the bus, with all the Year 10's backpacks chucked on top, and then stacks on on top of that.

That is true gold.

 

[pcazzy]

Other games included "doorknob", where if you farted, you had to say "safe". If somebody calls "doorknob" before you call safe, you were punched repeatedly until you physically touched a doorknob. Door handles (ie. Not knobs) did not count. It sucked if you were in a class that had a handle or were on the bus, and you got caught.

"CHICKEN" was another good game, where you just had to say "chicken" louder than the person before you. Quickly became a yelling match.

Inadvertently blowing up, burning or melting stuff in science was good too.

 

[jiphoc]

Ok first I must say that my school had 2 campuses with every single computer and laptop in both campuses conected to the same computer network.

Anyways we had a class called Systems Technology (think its called Systems Engineering now). In this class we usually hugged around a computer and watched movies as the class was a bludge. One class we had no laptop to use so we where browsing the internet when one guy asked about instant messaging over the network. For those who dont know its when you send a message out and the recipients all get the message straight away or as soon as they log on next. The class nerd then told him how to do it. However he told him that a piece of code would send it to the entire room. Little to his knowledge the code would send to ever single user account on the network. So 2 minutes later the messages...
"Hello world" and
"You are all poo"
where sent out. Five minutes later the headmaster, head of senior school and head IT nerd all rushed into the room at once. Final score nothing as we all blamed each other and they had no idea who sent it because everyone tended to use each others accounts in that class.

 

[Lazarus]

My personal favourite was using your watch to reflect the sunshine into people's eyes. The weakness is that the perpetrator is easily identifiable.

 

[frantelle]

"CHICKEN" was another good game, where you just had to say "chicken" louder than the person before you. Quickly became a yelling match.

Penis FTW

Some guys were playing it in the middle of our last TEE exam, I don't think the 80yr old exam coordinator caught on though cause they just gave up after a while

EDIT: My mate found this brilliant watch in the city one day. Anyway not sure if you have seen it, but it was like a universal remote, all you had to do was have the remote on you for a few minutes and it would save the buttons you program in, e.g. power on/off, pause, rewind etc etc. A lot of good fun was had with this

 

[Notorious_29]

Penis FTW

Some guys were playing it in the middle of our last TEE exam, I don't think the 80yr old exam coordinator caught on though cause they just gave up after a while

This, Penis was the game to play at our school

Such immature memories flooding back.

 

[frantelle]

This, Penis was the game to play at our school

Such immature memories flooding back.

Hahaha I rekon

We dabbled at the C-Unit word game, but the teachers were a lot more weary of this.

Anyway same mate as the watch remote brought in a piece of very fine fishing wire. He started off with pretending to drop his pen and asking someone to pick it up, was pretty funny. Anyway it evolved into a $5 note and decided to try it on the teacher. The teacher was well aware of what was going on, didn't look down and stepped on the fishing wire, picked up the note and ripped it off and said "beauty I'll keep this" and walked to his desk, the look on my mates face was priceless.

There was a guy who could speak fluent Italian in our year group in like year 8. Anyway one of our R.E teachers was also the Italian teacher, so my mate asked this guy what is "Could I please go to the toilet" in Italian, because this teacher was known for not letting anyone go. Anyway he sticks up his hand and says something in Italian that no one understood, the teacher jumped out of her desk, grabbed him by the ear and he wasn't seen until lunch time with the teacher returning 10mins later. Turned out he had stuck up his hand and said, "excuse me mrs x, could you please suck my dick"