Education & Reference Excellent antics at school

[Childish Gambino]

Tearful teacher jailed for sex with boy, 15

Just for you r dub.

Happened at my school around 2003/04 was very big news.

 

[r dub 19]

Tearful teacher jailed for sex with boy, 15

Just for you r dub.

Happened at my school around 2003/04 was very big news.

Superb, she looks alright.

I remember a group of guys were on myspace and showed this teacher (mad irish guy) a picture of a girl to which the asked the teacher if he would hit and his response was "f*** yes". The guys the pointed to a girl in the class and said so you'd do her? (girl in class was the one in the picture)

 

[THRILLHO]

LOL you deal with 20 ****ing animals running amok with the knowledge that they can't be touched.

We should be teaching...it's the schools who have horrible policies or none at all that shouldn't be educating.

Yeah, I regularly catch up with a mate from uni and he's constantly having battles because there isnt a good support structure in place at the school, meaning that, as a graduate teacher, he's pretty much left to fend for himself trying to teach a bunch of Western suburbs year 9 boys.

It's all about the school. Granted there are some idiot teachers getting about.

 

[Benno_900]

Anyway was in summer so it was really hot the fans were on, doing nothing. pretty much the biggest bludge.
We're all so bored and decide to throw paper ball at the fan and it will go flying across the room, so its my turn, the paper ball hits the fan goes right across the whole room and hits my english teacher right in the nose (big nose) while she trying to help someone, was a heroic day.

In year 7-9, the class would throw anything at the fan. Whether it be pens, calculators, juice boxes, shoes ... anything.

This guy threw an ice pack (with that blue liquid) at it and turned half the room blue.

 

[Mr Gor]

On the last day of school.....

"UP YOURS KRABAPPEL!!"

Tearful teacher jailed for sex with boy, 15

Just for you r dub.

Happened at my school around 2003/04 was very big news.

The only sentence I saw out of that article was:
"She's taking it pretty hard at the moment as you can expect"

 

[indieswan96]

Well I have a couple stories one this year and the other last year. I'll go in chronological order:

We had a really nice history teacher who is our current School Football coach. We always talk about soccer and sport and I really like history and am quite fascinated by WWII. So we talk about all sorts of topics. Anyway onto the story. Two friends and I are sitting together in History and my friend Hugh is in the middle so the two of us on the outside decide to copy everthing he does. This goes on for a minute and then he catches on and then begins the great game of PENIS.
He starts of soft and me and her follow suit. By now the enitre row has caught on and joins in but we are playing with a variation. Hugh set the dynamic and the rest all in unison said it at once. He then shout's it out and the rest of us do the same (about 10 people.). Our history teacher than snaps at us and we get a weeks' detention. We were all very shocked and never did we misbehave in his class.


The next story is in Science where we have the worst teacher who just can't keep a class for two seconds. He talks for a second and you are off somewhere else not paying attention. So we decide to bring water bombs into the class because he just wouldn't notice at all.
My friend has one with a small leak and the water was pouring out like p*ss and I tell my friend to get behind our teacher and pretend to piss on his back. He does this for a good 20secs before taking the leak over his head before the teacher notices and then tells my friend he is going to the deputies office after school. As we are walking (it was last period) out I look back and see my friend running out of the class room heading for his bus. Turns out he just ran out and Mr Malcolm never followed up.

 

[DB10]

Tearful teacher jailed for sex with boy, 15

Just for you r dub.

Happened at my school around 2003/04 was very big news.

that kid was probably a massive legend for it too.

 

[aaronm46]

A guy in my year was leaving school midway through term 1 of year 10 and on his last day he took a shit on the floor of the toilets

 

[rossi]

Tearful teacher jailed for sex with boy, 15

Just for you r dub.

Happened at my school around 2003/04 was very big news.

NIIICCCCCE

 

[Team Mo']

When I was in year 9 one of our teachers was a bit of bitch. Started a rumor that she had slept with a student during the year but only did it in about the last month of school. She ended up leaving after that year (not for sechs reasons) so people thought the rumor was true. The other day one guy from my school saw me randomly and said "Did you hear that student X slept with Teacher DD in year 9?" Rumor win!

More mundane things we did were throwing peoples bags of the bu, or putting them outside the door when they were still on the bus and therefore having to stand right next to the door holding the bag, or throwing their bag over the fence just as the bus would arrive. One time a guy a held a kids bag on for one extra stop and he started to cry; lolz were not had. Poor kid. He only had to walk an extra 100 metres though...

Another childish yet quite humerus activity was to draw penis's on people stuff. Diaries, books, folders, heads, shirts. One time this guy drew a big veiny mother ****er on 50 consecutive pages in my diary and it had to be checked by the head of house. I didn't know it was there because it was in the second half of the year. Teacher must have thought I was a gay ****.

Another fad was putting jumpers over people heads and then dragging it down to their legs therefore tripping them over. Was never too harmful but one time someone got ****ed up on the concrete. Tears ensued . There was also a period of filming said trippings; got a good one when an Asian guy was eating his rice.

Yet another fad was Halo. People would play Halo (LAN sessions) like it was going out of fashion. (it probably was out of fashion?) We had clans/teams and it often got pushed into lunch times. Once I realized I was playing Halo inside rather then kicking the footy outside I punched myself in the dick.

 

[Lionfan17]

Funniest moment happened just last week.

Mate to teacher: Can I **** your daughter?
Teacher: Excuse me?
Mate: Can I have a glass of water?

Also bringing in laxatives and spiking friends drink bottles is fun.

 

[Team Mo']

Remember a couple more with comptuers.

We had these MACS in the art/vis comm department. I was looking throw all the files one day when I saw all these similar files "MAC 01/08" or similar. Decided to click on one to see what it was. Opened it up and I assumed the screen went blank, however I could still see the little "x" in the corner. Opened up another one to see the computer next to me being displayed (mate was on it on facebook.). Then I realised that these 20 or so files were actually the screens of other computers and you could hack into them. One time this little year seven girl came in. Someone opened up word and typed "GET of the computer, little girl." She backed away from the computer looking like she'd seen a ghost. Didn't last long though; people started deleting work and getting gay pr0n up; teachers found out.


Another computer hacking one was in the library. You could type run or something into something (yep) and then type in this code that would shutdown any computer you wanted. We got this guy at least 5 times in the hour before he went to the librarian to complain. Not sure if she expected a thing when 5 guys burst out laughing in the corner....

 

[Pavs Nose]

In woodwork we use to go into the storage room where the projects were stored and glue shit together.

Supergluing the superglue container to some kids project = genius IMO.

We would also glue two projects together etc. Never got caught doing it but i suspect some little year 8 kids were pretty pissed off haha.

Other than woodwork, all of the subjects I took were TEE so there wasn't much ****ing around after year 10 for me.

 

[BarneyBent]

Nothing stands out that much. ****ing goody-goody school. In year 10 or 11 though, Pokemon had kind of a Renaissance. Guys were bringing their gameboys and GBAs and playing at school, and got to the point where people were playing in class, having link battles, stuff like that. One moment stands out, when a bloke was battling the Elite 4 (don't remember which game), and was in the middle of a battle when class started. This teacher who was usually a top bloke just lost his shit when he wouldn't turn it off and pay attention.

Also, there were two very do-able teachers. First one was an art teacher, hot Asian. I did art in year 11 because of her. The other one was a former PE teacher, and held some higher sports admin position. She was starting to get one by the time I was there. Interesting thing about her, though, is that apparently her husband used to be at the school..... when she was a PE teacher. Now tell me that isn't suss.

 

[crownie]

my year 10 maths teacher a few times grabbed some smart a$$ students by the throats and threw them up against the wall, it was great to watch.

 

[Hellgood]

God help anyone who was walked in on when using a urinal. The old trick of pushing them or even pretending to would leave the person covered in piss. Started last year and I don't think I've seen any guy using the urinal since. Slightly akward walking into class covered in piss. There's just no way of hiding it.

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

Nothing stands out that much. ****ing goody-goody school. In year 10 or 11 though, Pokemon had kind of a Renaissance. Guys were bringing their gameboys and GBAs and playing at school, and got to the point where people were playing in class, having link battles, stuff like that. One moment stands out, when a bloke was battling the Elite 4 (don't remember which game), and was in the middle of a battle when class started. This teacher who was usually a top bloke just lost his shit when he wouldn't turn it off and pay attention.

Dude, playing Pokemon at School in year 11? As a teacher I wouldn't even tell you off, I'd point you out to the kids and let them do the rest

 

[Bulldog Breed]

My personal favourite was using your watch to reflect the sunshine into people's eyes. The weakness is that the perpetrator is easily identifiable.

Used to do this but with windows instead. Perfect place to do it is upstairs in the computer wing (main building is in the shape of an 'E') and across from it is all the English rooms. You never get busted as the reflection is too bright for teachers or students to see who is doing it.

In Home Ec/Cooking a few years back, our group was situated across from a group who we didn't get along with all that much (the party poopers of the class). Every now and then we'd go into the pantry and get something that would completely **** up their meal and secretly add it into their ingredients when no one was looking. Every lesson the teacher would come around and taste everyone's finished product, so all the quiet lulz were had.

In most of my classes last year was an asian kid who knows a good prank or two and eventually he had shown us the way in a few computer tricks. All of the school's computer's desktops were crammed with icons, so whenever someone left the class we'd somehow highlight all the icons and press enter twice to open them all up. With the volume up as high as it could go, was always fun trying to see someone panic and trying to exit out of all of these programs as fast as they could before the teacher came around.

 

[BLPC08]

My Maths teacher that i had previously was a gun. We always talked about Footy. There was this one kid in our class that is just weird. Annoying, but he doesn't try, he is just weird. He has anger problems (so i think) and he used to be stupid to me and my mate. He told us that both our hair cuts looked like a bush that has been r*ped too many times. We called him a lady (simple but effective) and he went nuts. He Picked up my mate and pushed him into the teachers table (which snapped ) then the teacher was yelling at him and all that kind of stuff. He then went onto me (just for calling him a lady) and picked up a chair and threw it at me. Missed everyone but was dangerous. The funny thig was, he said he hates me but tried to sit next to me every oppurtunity he got. Everyone around school takes the Piss with him, and he doesn't get it. He thinks he is the biggest lady man.

What does the maths teacher have to do with the story?

Also, what do you think your hair looks like?

And finally, if the story is factual, why isn't this so called 'weird kid' in prison? Assault charges a bit more lenient where you live champ?

 

[Schulzenfest]

At my school (and probably a ton of others in South Australia over the years), it was known as a "Modra".

It'll be a 'Schulz' within 5 years

I'm not too far out of school, so I went with a MOTLOOOOOOOOOP. It worked for speckies and ridiculous goals, which was nice.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Other games included "doorknob", where if you farted, you had to say "safe". If somebody calls "doorknob" before you call safe, you were punched repeatedly until you physically touched a doorknob. Door handles (ie. Not knobs) did not count. It sucked if you were in a class that had a handle or were on the bus, and you got caught.

"CHICKEN" was another good game, where you just had to say "chicken" louder than the person before you. Quickly became a yelling match.

My school did both of these, except you had to yell 'penis' instead of 'chicken'.

 

[smiddaz123]

Another childish yet quite humerus activity was to draw penis's on people stuff. Diaries, books, folders, heads, shirts. One time this guy drew a big veiny mother ****er on 50 consecutive pages in my diary and it had to be checked by the head of house. I didn't know it was there because it was in the second half of the year. Teacher must have thought I was a gay ****.

Yeh, everyone did this. Someone drew a massive schlong on the back of a piece of work when I got up for a second, and I didn't realise and handed it in.

I'm 20 and when I had a few friends over to play a bit of poker, one of them drunkenly drew a huge **** on my fridge, and it still won't come off properly. You're never too old I guess.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Protip: Get a mate's assignment and change one random word to penis. Chances are he'll hand it up without noticing

Other less sneaky but fun things you can do with penis* are changing humorously chosen words in a resume to penis and going Ctrl F, finding all the e's in an assignment and replacing them all with penis.

*no homo

 

[Mattman93]

Protip: Get a mate's assignment and change one random word to penis. Chances are he'll hand it up without noticing

Lol, done this plenty of times.

The group of mates I hang out with at school are the kind of 'troublemakers', so some lulz-worthy antics have occurred the past couple of years. Last year we half set a bench on fire, but somehow managed to put it out before any teachers saw.
Being in year twelve we have our own ref this year, and so have spent all lunchtimes throwing anything we can (lunches, peoples shoes etc) into the fan on high setting, which would fly across the room and pelt people in the head some of the time.
In year 9 we also just went around 'mobbing' kids in year 8, which basically meant charging across the oval and just beating up on them.
For anyone who watched Australia's Got Talent this year, that kid who got into the finals "ShortyD" (little ranga wannabe rapper) goes to my school, and the best case of mobbing happened to him a few years ago, where we all just screamed out "get the ranga!!", and a mate of mine literally picked him up and just threw him about 3 metres.

Ah school.....no doubt I will miss the good parts of it next year and beyond.

 

[Pavs Nose]

Lol, done this plenty of times.

The group of mates I hang out with at school are the kind of 'troublemakers', so some lulz-worthy antics have occurred the past couple of years. Last year we half set a bench on fire, but somehow managed to put it out before any teachers saw.
Being in year twelve we have our own ref this year, and so have spent all lunchtimes throwing anything we can (lunches, peoples shoes etc) into the fan on high setting, which would fly across the room and pelt people in the head some of the time.
In year 9 we also just went around 'mobbing' kids in year 8, which basically meant charging across the oval and just beating up on them.
For anyone who watched Australia's Got Talent this year, that kid who got into the finals "ShortyD" (little ranga wannabe rapper) goes to my school, and the best case of mobbing happened to him a few years ago, where we all just screamed out "get the ranger!!", and a mate of mine literally picked him up and just threw him about 3 metres.

Ah school.....no doubt I will miss the good parts of it next year and beyond.

Poor guy cops enough from Yogi as is.