Exodus according to Farina.

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After the defeat at the hands of the Iranians, the children of Australia were sold into slavery to the kings of the European clubs, where they were forced to endure hardship, and isolation from their homeland.

But verily, there came a man named Farina, who speaketh to the Kings of the European clubs, and he did demand 'Let my people go!'
And so it was, that on the fifteenth day of the ninth month of the third year after the death of Australian soccer, that the Farina did leadeth the mighty soldiers of the children of Australia on a crusade to the north to fight the fearsome Scottish warriors.

And the soldiers of the children of Australia did smite the Scottish barbarians, and Farina proclaimed 'Doubt not what you have seen here today, for is it not written that in the year one and two thousand, we shalt playeth the fifth best team from South America, be it Colombia, Paraguay, Ecuador or possiby Chile. And yea, we shalt smite them the way we have smitten the Scots, and there shall be great celebration, as we shall then journey to the promised land: Japan/South Korea.'

And Farina did giveth the children of Australia commandments by which to live until the judgement day.

1. Thou shalt worship no manager but I, Farina.
2. Thou shalt not make graven images of the evil Kings of the European clubs, who seek to separate thou from the children of Australia.
3. Thou shalt not be tempted by he who has forsaken the children of Australia, Ned Zelic.
4. Thou shalt pass the ball to Viduka, for his strength is mighty, and his shot powerful.
5. Thou shalt not lose concentration when thou art two-nil up.
6. Thou shalt not get injured before internationals.
7. Thou shalt pray like buggery that Harry Kewell will be fit.
 
and there was much rejoicing!

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Thou shalt continue to play inspiring soccer - not be tempted by the rolling around and play acting which is a blight on the game - thou shalt prove in the end that bold play is successful
 

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