Media #Exodus

[Loonerty]

Hello friends and sundry.

We have heard for weeks now of a #MASSEXODUS from the SFA. This is sad to hear, reports are coming in that the numbers have reached 100,000 retirements. Truly astonishing as this is approximately 400 times the number of players in the league.

As an Essendon supporter, I am an expert on #MASSEXODUSes and will gladly guide people through coping with the loss of these players. In these tough times we must come together to help the league survive such turmoil. We will all #standbyHate as he maneuvers the league into a dark and scary new era.

Today I will start with Sterge, the Furies captain who has turned face recently in a shocking development.
Sterge will be sorely missed by Furies and non-Furies alike. The Furies will also have to search long and hard for a new captain, with the obvious candidate being Wacky Tiger, provided he also isn't leaving the league.

Please feel free to ask away any questions about how we will all, as a league, cope with the loss of our sweet baby boy Sterge.

 

[pantskyle]

Glug glug glug

 

[Noobz0r]

It has been peak Sterge this week

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

This post is the last straw, I'm out!! #And1

 

[miggs]

1 like = 1 prayer for sweet prince Sterge

 

[Loonerty]

Glug glug glug

Yes pants, turning to alcohol to heal our pain does work in the short term but be wary as in the long term it may cause you to #EXODUS life itself.

Instead of the bottle, turn to your friend Brown Bottle.

 

[Loonerty]

This post is the last straw, I'm out!! #And1

Oh no! Not EJW!
Another post for this thread added to the list.

 

[BRAB]

I will miss sterge.

I can't help but his retirement might be correlated with the results of the postal survey.

May he rest in peace.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I will miss sterge.

I can't help but his retirement might be correlated with the results of the postal survey.

May he rest in peace.

As usual, BRAB, you've got it ass backwards.
Sad.

 

[I Dont Care]

As usual, BRAB, you've got it ass backwards.
Sad.

It's his feet

 

[Loonerty]

Sad.

We all are TIA. Please let me know if you need anything in this difficult time for the Furies.

 

[BRAB]

As usual, BRAB, you've got it ass backwards.
Sad.

Please show some respect to sterge

 

[sante]

Sterge always quits things when he gets bad at them. Remember he quit werewolf? He’ll retire from modding next

 

[Loonerty]

Sterge always quits things when he gets bad at them. Remember he quit werewolf? He’ll retire from modding next

Now sante this isn't a thread for potshots. This is a thread for solemn remembrance and love.

 

[miggs]

As usual, BRAB, you've got it ass backwards.
Sad.

Wow

A combined spookism and brab in joke

Show some decency mate. We’re trying to grieve here

 

[HaroLad]

Sterge alone makes up for 100,000 posters, that’s probably where that figure has come from.

 

[Loonerty]

Sterge alone makes up for 100,000 posters, that’s probably where that figure has come from.

Please don't pretend to know where I get my information.

 

[Quivorir]

Wow. Spot the boys club.

 

[Loonerty]

I'm still not sure if our next retiree is a different person to the first retiree, but it is with a heavy heart that we recognise that tgrs is leaving the league this season.

Another victim of the EKA curse, a move to the Hawks briefly ignited the spark we saw in his first year at the Furies but sadly his interest in the league has dwindled thanks to vicious gang assaults by the Furies.

Thank you tgrs for everything you've done for the league, the Hawks, and for being a goat for me to take to the final in the first edition of Survivor so I could win comfortably.

Please share your well wishes and tears for our beloved tgrs.

 

[miggs]

tgrs was a huge part of my SFA introduction. We shared many a laugh over many a thread as fellow rookies. You will be sorely missed mate. Take care and god bless.

 

[pantskyle]

I'm seeing a pattern here, only Richmond supporters are leaving.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I'm seeing a pattern here, only Richmond supporters are leaving.

Our board HAS become a much more pleasant place to be recently.

 

[Golumless]

Rip sterge and tgrs. May you find peace and solace in the afterlife.

 

[BRAB]

Condolences tgrs. The harrassment you copped from the furies was disgraceful. May you rest in peace.

 

[BEEG]

Hello friends and sundry.

We have heard for weeks now of a #MASSEXODUS from the SFA. This is sad to hear, reports are coming in that the numbers have reached 100,000 retirements. Truly astonishing as this is approximately 400 times the number of players in the league.

As an Essendon supporter, I am an expert on #MASSEXODUSes and will gladly guide people through coping with the loss of these players. In these tough times we must come together to help the league survive such turmoil. We will all #standbyHate as he maneuvers the league into a dark and scary new era.

Today I will start with Sterge, the Furies captain who has turned face recently in a shocking development.
Sterge will be sorely missed by Furies and non-Furies alike. The Furies will also have to search long and hard for a new captain, with the obvious candidate being Wacky Tiger, provided he also isn't leaving the league.

Please feel free to ask away any questions about how we will all, as a league, cope with the loss of our sweet baby boy Sterge.

Time to merge the Hawks and Bombers.