Entertainment & Music Explain a Film Plot Badly

[emuboy]

"Rebel fighters target royalty" - Star Wars

"Failed nun causes havoc for family" - The Sound of Music

"Australian girl falls in with the wrong crowd at American high school" - Grease

"Compulsive truant causes chaos for his family, friends and principal" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[Illinois Nazi]

"Boat sinks" - Titanic

 

[Doggy doo doo]

Long haired Jew hater wears skirt and blue face paint, Kills heaps of pommy f$&@s.
Has his intestine pulled out.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Nicholas Cage decides to play real-life GTA - Gone in 60 seconds.

 

[Quokka]

Man gets to know himself - Fight Club

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Some girl's parents told her that there were no monsters. But there were. They mostly come at night.

Mostly.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

A man who has some kind of mental illness is basically cured after he finds love.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

This is probably my favourite one:

 

[Mofra]

 

[Mofra]

Gravity - the story of how George Clooney would rather float away and die than date a woman his own age

 

[Quivorir]

Woah spoilers.

 

[Moshie The Mook]

The Godfather:
War hero, Michael Corleone, comes home suffering severe ptsd. His psychotic father is up to his neck in commercial olive oil skulduggery. Michael snaps and kills everyone except his intellectually challenged older brother.

The Godfather II: Michael snaps and kills everyone, even his intellectually challenged older brother.

The Godfather III: Still coming to terms with his only son becoming an opera singer, Michael finds out the illegitimate son of his slain brother has the hots for his daughter. Existential crisis ensues.

 

[HahnPremium]

USA and USSR on the brink of Nuclear war.
American commander-in-chief goes behind the Iron Curtain and delivers a profound speech about the futility of war to the soviet politburo. WW3 averted.
RockyIV.

 

[JoseMourinho]

"Michael J Fox proves that we don't all die in 2012" - Back to Future 2

 

[iluvparis]

Commonwealth Commandos go behind enemy lines to steal a Russian nuclear submarine and sail it back to America.

Hunt For Red October

 

[Mofra]

"Technologically advanced alien super-power destroyed by two unprofessional smokers and a 1990s-era computer virus"
- Independence Day

 

[JoseMourinho]

"Dark Evil Lord defeated by a kid multiple times" - The entire Harry Potter series.

 

[RolandF1]

"Dark Evil Lord defeated by a kid multiple times" - The entire Harry Potter series.

Star Wars as well, or every 2nd Young Adult fantasy/sci novel.

 

[Westerberg]

"Monarch asserts divine right to rule, political revolutionary demonised for challenging class hierarchies"
Lion King

 

[Brad Goodman]

Teen Wolf - puberty on roids

 

[pantskyle]

An angry man escapes an evil man with a bunch of chicks, turns around and comes back.

Mad Max: Fury Road

 

[WCErevival]

Mad Max 2 - Fuel refinery is attacked by gay pride protestors.

 

[Spirit Level]

Snakes on a plane

 

[Mofra]

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Everyone wows about the shot that was impossible... even for a computer. But all those contractors on the Death Star had families, you know. They were working families just trying to ease the squeeze. Scores of mums and dads went to work that day and just never came home