Computers & Internet Facebook Status Updates

[clivewaterhousen]

i have struck the motherload.


this guy i went to school with is now a child care worker who lists his hobbies as pupperty and WWE. there is too much gold to be able to post so here is an example.

guy is the biggest virgin i have ever encountered, went to video ezy and his status said "just went to video exy, think the girl at the counter hit on me"

this proceeded to have 87 comments from his loser mates who couldnt believe that she flirted with him, and one of them (sammy) is a guy with hearing aids who for some reason thinks that he is a ladies man as far as i can tell and nathan wont tell him the name of the video ezy girl he only met once and he though flirted with him in case he goes and steals her

 

[clivewaterhousen]

this is better, Sammys update is "what homosexual isnt going out tonight" and from what i can gather nathan was kicked out of the club.

 

[nads_39]

Hi Clive

 

[Saint KFC]

Third post down looks like 'there r other dubs'

r other dubs

r dubs

r dub

btw Jared reveals Nathan's last name about half way down, cheers.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Hi Clive

doh

haha

 

[clivewaterhousen]

haha well i ****ed that up

 

[Saint KFC]

Friend search for 'clive'

No results.

The image is ruined

 

[clivewaterhousen]

im not fb friends with him, just this thread made me look him up

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

I left this page open when clive posted those status' and went on a facebook search for clive. Only to click the refresh button on this page and find out im not the only one!

Lawling hard at his profile though. Turns out me and him have 1 mutual friend... My poor freind.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

Oh and just had to do this.

 

[Football God]

I posted this in the FB thread on TLC

Status: "everything was just about perfect, ****" (person 1)

Replies:

Lulz.

clive - epic fail.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

i feel bad now, although immense lulz at his profile, can everyone see it or only if you have a mutual friend

 

[pezz]

we call see it

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Oh and just had to do this.

sooooo many lulz at that

 

[smiddaz123]

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=28784681567&ref=search

are you on this list clive

 

[clivewaterhousen]

i havent come across that one

its a goodn though.

im not really one for liking things on facebook

 

[Saint KFC]

i havent come across that one

its a goodn though.

im not really one for liking things on facebook

Sure you're not Simon.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

He said hes not one for liking thing. Theres only 26 likes on simons page.... Could be him.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

 

[r dub 19]

Someone post a link to a perth hawtyy and I'll see if we have mutual friends,

soundsgoodman

 

[clivewaterhousen]

hahah im going straight to hell.

 

[Football God]

Thread has turned into a look for clive thread.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Thread has turned into a look for clive thread.

youll never find me

 

[clivewaterhousen]

considering the damage is done, i suggest you scroll right down like keep clicking on view older, theres some humerous stuff in there