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[brucetiki]

No it's not.

Really? Hasn't worked on my phone or laptop for about half an hour.

 

[sirlothie]

Really? Hasn't worked on my phone or laptop for about half an hour.

I've never seen Facebook down.

 

[Mancey]

I've never seen Facebook down.

I remember it used to go down a bit back in the naughties.

But yeah, i think your phone is stuffed mate. It's not down

 

[brucetiki]

I remember it used to go down a bit back in the naughties.

But yeah, i think your phone is stuffed mate. It's not down

How do you explain it not working on the laptop, and everything else working normally then...

 

[Hoffy95]

How do you explain it not working on the laptop, and everything else working normally then...

Try setting your laptop to admin.

 

[brucetiki]

Try setting your laptop to admin.

Do you want my credit card details too

 

[Hoffy95]

Do you want my credit card details too

Stop trying to scam me m8.

 

[sirlothie]

How do you explain it not working on the laptop, and everything else working normally then...

How do you explain it working for everyone else and not you? Restart it.

 

[JackNah_8]

Facebook is working fine..

 

[JHF1870]

Facebook is working fine..

Unfortunately

 

[SwampCreature]

I remember it used to go down a bit back in the naughties.

So did your Mum

 

[Mancey]

How do you explain it not working on the laptop, and everything else working normally then...

Sounds like a fatal virus. A fatal virus means your computer cannot work any more

 

[raskolnikov]

An obese female friend of mine this morning.

"Bummer. Aldi have massage tables on sale for $125 next week but only have a 125 kg capacity."

Way to troll yourself.

 

[ioppolo]

An obese female friend of mine this morning.

"Bummer. Aldi have massage tables on sale for $125 next week but only have a 125 kg capacity."

Way to troll yourself.

Motivation?

 

[exe ex machina]

Not facebook, but kinda similar....

Yikes, did you read about the 16 year old girl in Delaware who was beaten to death by a classmate in the school bathroom? All over a perfectly innocent remark in a text message.

http://www.delawareonline.com/story...y-joyner-francis-death-appear-court/88386858/

 

[Gough]

An obese female friend of mine this morning.

"Bummer. Aldi have massage tables on sale for $125 next week but only have a 125 kg capacity."

Way to troll yourself.

Years ago I bought a pair of really cheap, shitty chairs for the backyard of a flat I was sharing. I put the chairs out I note they were only rated to 110kgs, and point this out to my flatmate, who was big lad. A couple of weeks later we're having a bbq, and my flatmate flops down into one of these chairs which promptly collapses on him. It a wish I had a video camera moment, the hilarity of seeing a drunk, fat guy rolling round in a mess of cheap canvas, and piping can't be done justice with words.

 

[Gough]

Pics?

It predated everyone having cameras in their pocket sadly.

 

[raskolnikov]

Years ago I bought a pair of really cheap, shitty chairs for the backyard of a flat I was sharing. I put the chairs out I note they were only rated to 110kgs, and point this out to my flatmate, who was big lad. A couple of weeks later we're having a bbq, and my flatmate flops down into one of these chairs which promptly collapses on him. It a wish I had a video camera moment, the hilarity of seeing a drunk, fat guy rolling round in a mess of cheap canvas, and piping can't be done justice with words.

Reminds me of the time a mate of mine was looking after my dog while I was away on holidays. He had tied his lead to his deck chair in the backyard while he was having a bbq in his backyard with mates. When I walked into the backyard my dog was so excited he pulled the deck chair straight out from under him and my mate ended up flat on his back with sausages and steak all over him. All his mates were laughing at him.

 

[JackNah_8]

This morning I check my Facebook, and most people are "checking in" Standing Rock Indian reservation to confuse the cops?


Standing Rock: One million people 'check in' on Facebook to support Dakota pipeline protesters

More than 1 million people answered a call on Facebook to ‘overwhelm and confuse’ law enforcement, though police deny tracking activists on social media
More than 1 million people have checked in on Facebook to the Standing Rock Indian reservation in response to a viral post claiming that doing so would help protect activists in North Dakota protesting against an oil pipeline from police surveillance.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ccess-pipeline-protest-mass-facebook-check-in

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Sounds like it would work really good.

 

[Dixie Normous]

http://www.awfulfacebookposts.com

 

[radiojake]

This morning I check my Facebook, and most people are "checking in" Standing Rock Indian reservation to confuse the cops?


Standing Rock: One million people 'check in' on Facebook to support Dakota pipeline protesters

More than 1 million people answered a call on Facebook to ‘overwhelm and confuse’ law enforcement, though police deny tracking activists on social media
More than 1 million people have checked in on Facebook to the Standing Rock Indian reservation in response to a viral post claiming that doing so would help protect activists in North Dakota protesting against an oil pipeline from police surveillance.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ccess-pipeline-protest-mass-facebook-check-in

that doesn't make sense, if you want to avoid surveillance, why would you have facebook at all?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

that doesn't make sense, if you want to avoid surveillance, why would you have facebook at all?

How else are you going to get "likes" for all your awesome world-changing protest activity?

 

[radiojake]

someone called me 'mysterious' today when he asked for my facebook and I told him I didn't have one...

never thought i'd ever be described in such a way

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Justin Ryan & Gemma Sullivan seems to be the new big thing on there right now.