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[SugarShane]

If I ever have a wife and kids I'll divorce my wife and file for sole custody if a mummy blog is started.

A mummy blog or a mummy business, yes. Seems like at least half of new mums these days have to start up a maternity/baby photo/memorabilia/clothing business after they give birth.

 

[Scotland]

Bell Tower Times on cue with another zinger:

If you are mummy, but you don't enter your little darling in the #bondsbabysearch, then are you even full time?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Bell Tower Times is pretty overrated, the dude isn't as funny as he thinks he is. You can be cutting without swearing or referencing the 2006 West Coast Eagles all the time. His metaphors and similes are really, really longwinded and try hard too. I've heard his voice and he has that internet nerd who can't enunciate properly thing about him.

 

[perthblue]

Thank you, always thought BTT tried way too hard and wasn't as good a writer as he thinks he is.

 

[Scotland]

Bell Tower Times like Titus O'Reilly often produces great one-liners that the follow up pieces don't live up to.

BTT hit rate is a lot higher than Titus O'Reilly, though. Some of the Human Zoo pieces are bang on, others do try too hard.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Titus is so boring now

 

[pekay-norwest]

That's the bloke that prefixes words with the C bomb innit? w***er.

 

[duncs]

Bell Tower Times is pretty overrated, the dude isn't as funny as he thinks he is. You can be cutting without swearing or referencing the 2006 West Coast Eagles all the time. His metaphors and similes are really, really longwinded and try hard too. I've heard his voice and he has that internet nerd who can't enunciate properly thing about him.

All good except that 'he' is a woman...

 

[Silent Alarm]

All good except that 'he' is a woman...

Really? That makes it genuinely gross – some of the vernacular could make a sailor wince.

I have heard it was a group of Christ Church lawyer flogs, or some South African with a chip on his shoulder.

 

[Scotland]

I think he is a he, despite the references to 'Belle'.

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/p...erson-that-doesnt-exists-20151112-gkxal5.html

 

[Silent Alarm]

They used to have youtube videos and it was a bloke. A nerdy, wrongly smug bloke.

 

[Scotland]

Is it you?

 

[SportsCentre]

What's with the picture of the black 8 ball as facebook statuses today?

 

[the fly]

What's with the picture of the black 8 ball as facebook statuses today?

prostate cancer

 

[craigos]

Thought that was caused by blue balls, weird.

 

[chunkylover]

prostate cancer

Oh ok. Assumed a few mates got up to some mischief over the long weekend. Makes sense now

 

[the_interloper]

What's with the picture of the black 8 ball as facebook statuses today?

Yeah I got a message to post that, but was told to keep it secret. If you're trying to raise awareness, then why would you be keeping it a secret what it's about?

 

[JackNah_8]

A mummy blog or a mummy business, yes. Seems like at least half of new mums these days have to start up a maternity/baby photo/memorabilia/clothing business after they give birth.

Or, asking us to vote for their kid to win the Bonds Baby modelling competition

 

[SugarShane]

Yeah I got a message to post that, but was told to keep it secret. If you're trying to raise awareness, then why would you be keeping it a secret what it's about?

Bang on. Same when the women always post "I do it on the counter" or "6 inches." They always say it's to raise awareness, despite the obvious and glaring logical error, because it sounds better than "I know something you don't know! Doo-da, doo-da!"

 

[Scotland]

It's amazing modern stay at home mothers have the time to raise children, do housework etc. between blogging, activewear coffee catchups, day drinking and flogging candles, essential oils and homemade baby products.

And when I say it's amazing I mean they say. Repeatedly.

 

[JackNah_8]

It's amazing modern stay at home mothers have the time to raise children, do housework etc. between blogging, activewear coffee catchups, day drinking and flogging candles, essential oils and homemade baby products.

And when I say it's amazing I mean they say. Repeatedly.

I am amazed they have time to check and update their social media pages throughout the day.

I caught a glimpse of Real Housewives lol these housewives have nannies and their own personal chefs, of course, they have time to go out and use social media.

 

[perthblue]

It's amazing modern stay at home mothers have the time to raise children, do housework etc. between blogging, activewear coffee catchups, day drinking and flogging candles, essential oils and homemade baby products.

And when I say it's amazing I mean they say. Repeatedly.

I feel sad for them. they are clearly bored with their lives/themselves and have derived their entire personality from blogs and instagram pages which are all basically the same as each other.

 

[Scotland]

I am amazed they have time to check and update their social media pages throughout the day.

I caught a glimpse of Real Housewives lol these housewives have nannies and their own personal chefs, of course, they have time to go out and use social media.

Repeated ads for this show are enough to have me considering cancelling Foxtel.

 

[Scotland]

I feel sad for them. they are clearly bored with their lives/themselves and have derived their entire personality from blogs and instagram pages which are all basically the same as each other.

But are you even #blessed?

 

[JackNah_8]

Repeated ads for this show are enough to have me considering cancelling Foxtel.

These ads are never ending!!