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[ash_1050]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

 

[Shell]

Um. Wtaf

 

[Gough]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

Potential incest isn't even the worst thing about this post when I think of my great aunts.

 

[Syd]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

Tasmanians

 

[Cruyff14]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

WTAF

 

[ash_1050]

Tasmanians

Country Victorians. There's a good reason I got out as soon as possible.

 

[Shell]

Country Victorians. There's a good reason I got out as soon as possible.

Age of the brother and age of the great aunt. And also exactly how much alcohol and or hard drugs did they consume

 

[ash_1050]

Age of the brother and age of the great aunt. And also exactly how much alcohol and or hard drugs did they consume

25 and uh probably 60. A lot of alcohol, no drugs.

 

[Shell]

My lord. Thats nuts

 

[raskolnikov]

 

[PT Bar None]

I always like to keep an eye on the bouquet toss. Try and identify early the chick that will go full Joel Selwood. Even better if there's a few ratbag blokes around and we can get a book going.

I was at a wedding a while back and all the unencumbered ladies were late 30's and pretty happy with their lot. The bouquet was thrown, and they all stepped to the side. No Joel Selwood that day and the bouquet hit the ground. I laughed

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

Aunt by blood or aunt by marriage?

 

[Shell]

Lol and the qs continue

Was the aunt at least hot for her age and would you? If u were not related that is

 

[PT Bar None]

And whilst I can almost move past a drunken 18 y.o. getting some GILF, surely the G.A. would've known who he was? Being a family wedding?

 

[Billy ray]

Bloody victorians

 

[ash_1050]

Aunt by blood or aunt by marriage?

Aunt by blood

Was the aunt at least hot for her age and would you? If u were not related that is

absolutely not.

And whilst I can almost move past a drunken 18 y.o. getting some GILF, surely the G.A. would've known who he was? Being a family wedding?

It appears they both inherited the black out gene where when they drink a lot they black out and do dumb shit they then don’t remember doing. Somehow it doesn’t even crack my brother’s top 10 dumbest things he’s done when drunk.

 

[Shell]

K you need to elaborate on what other dumb shit this brothers done pls.

 

[Billy ray]

Ok time for a new dedicated thread hosted by ash_1050

 

[Shell]

Ok time for a new dedicated thread hosted by ash_1050

Was thinking the same thing BR legit

 

[brucetiki]

Yesterday the SANFL posted a video of a timelapse of the demolition of Football Park, which took place between June 2018-April 2019.

I posted the clip up.

Cue weirdo friend who asks why the water used in the demo isn't being used to fight bushfires

 

[Bostonian]

Last wedding I attended was mum getting remarried. My brother ended up making out with our great aunt and it probably would have continued had we not interceded.

Are you related to Boomer?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Sounds like a bridezilla. My sister was a bridezilla. The whole family copped it at some stage. I was the best man as the groom was a friend of mine. She needed to read my speech beforehand and demanded that I make changes.

Assumption: You made the changes, let her read the new speech. And delivered another one entirely.

 

[raskolnikov]

Assumption: You made the changes, let her read the new speech. And delivered another one entirely.

No.

But I wish I had.

 

[JHF1870]

3 months ago I took my birthday off Facebook. Long story short, I got ZERO happy birthday messages. But I feel better.

 

[the_interloper]

My FB memories are so cringey, bloody hard to read.