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[OzBomber]

most of us have at least 200 facebook friends, but when it comes to needing a friend to talk to, how many will actually be there for you? i can guarantee not even 15 people will like this status. like this status if you will be there for me. set this as your status, see what you get. ♥

 

[HSSB]

Put this as your status if you know someone or related to someone who suffers from being a Crows fan. Being a Crows fan is a real disorder & is no laughing matter. This should be taken very seriously. There is still no cure for it & sympathy does not help, but we can raise awareness. 90% of Crows fans wont repost this because they dont know how to copy & paste. Such a tragic illness...

 

[OzBomber]

Put this as your status if you know someone or related to someone who suffers from being a Collingwood fan. Being a Collingwood fan is a real disorder & is no laughing matter. This should be taken very seriously. There is still no cure for it & sympathy does not help, but we can raise awareness. 90% of Collingwood fans wont repost this because they dont know how to copy & paste. Such a tragic illness...

The Crows one is just a complete rip off.

 

[HSSB]

Put this as your status if you know someone or related to someone who suffers from being a Collingwood fan. Being a Collingwood fan is a real disorder & is no laughing matter. This should be taken very seriously. There is still no cure for it & sympathy does not help, but we can raise awareness. 90% of Collingwood fans wont repost this because they dont know how to copy & paste. Such a tragic illness...

The Crows one is just a complete rip off.

Yeah I know

 

[Starlin Castro]

Seen the Collingwood one so many times, more often than not, posted by people who don't follow the AFL closely or at all.

 

[THFC_70]

Have never seen the AFL one, mustn't have got up to the Murray yet...

Here is another cringeworthy one:

like and ill tell what i would do if I woke up in the morning and found you in my bed...
[] go back to sleep
[] punch you in the face
[] push you out
[] laugh
......[] cuddle up next to you
[] tell you to make me breakfast
[] ask what happened
[] call the cops
[] give you a kiss
[] go and make breakfast for you
[] tell you to get out of my house
[] froth
[] call my bestfriend and tell him/her
[] smile

 

[Bombermania]

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU
FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is
impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O
people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing
friend

lolwut?

I don't mind people declaring that they are about to do a mass cull but the people that preeve me off are those that delete you then when asked why are either too rude to explain or give the lame o but we dont talk excuse. i mean talking is a too way street and if you are not going to talk to someone why add them in the first place.

I find facebook is good for only two things keeping in touch with people oversea and checking out chicks.

 

[OzBomber]

Last night went to bed. Girl I go to school with lives next door and her bedroom window is probably not even 5 meters from mine. She must have had friends over as all I could hear was laughing which went on for ages. Send her a message asking what's so funny as I can hear you pissing yourselves from my bedroom (added a lol and a haha to try and not sound like a whinging prick). 5 minutes later everything went quiet and couldn't hear anythin for the rest of the night. Probably wrong of me to ask but they were so close I could hear coughing and hear general conversation.

 

[HSSB]

Last night went to bed. Girl I go to school with lives next door and her bedroom window is probably not even 5 meters from mine. She must have had friends over as all I could hear was laughing which went on for ages. Send her a message asking what's so funny as I can hear you pissing yourselves from my bedroom (added a lol and a haha to try and not sound like a whinging prick). 5 minutes later everything went quiet and couldn't hear anythin for the rest of the night. Probably wrong of me to ask but they were so close I could hear coughing and hear general conversation.

Is she hawt brah?

 

[Lazarus]

inb4picsorgtfo

 

[OzBomber]

If she was, I wouldve gone over and joined them in whatever activity they were doing.

 

[DonMania#5]

If she was, I wouldve gone over and joined them in whatever activity they were doing.

LOL

 

[Ed_Gein]

New chat system is shite. Only a matter of time before another social networking site pops up and everyone jumps ship.

Can't get my head around why FB continually implement changes and the likes.

 

[THRILLHO]

No one's jumping ship because we're all sheep and hate to be away from the herd.

Isnt that why we joined in the first place?

 

[HSSB]

I jumped ship from Myspace to Facebook first out of anyone I know when 3 offered free mobile Facebook for most of 2009. I don't think I will jump ship again, I have 500+ facebook friends and don't think they would all jump ship to another site.

 

[Coolangatta]

I joined Facebook so I could join a handy study group for uni. Need to know which kids in my rape dungeon pose the biggest threat to me.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=100002260393476

 

[ThePezDispenser]

I jumped ship from Myspace to Facebook first out of anyone I know when 3 offered free mobile Facebook for most of 2009. I don't think I will jump ship again, I have 500+ facebook friends and don't think they would all jump ship to another site.

 

[GoldenCoast]

I have a few facbook friends, its really good for keeping in touch with home when you are on site.

and its an OK distraction when your on swing and there is nothing to do at home for the 4 weeks!

 

[chickawah]

pls go

 

[Lazarus]

Haha loving that Samuel L Jackson gif. Well played Pez

 

[GoldenCoast]

pls go

is this directed at me?

why the animosity?

if you are still looking for your girlfriend, she is just looking for her panties and she will be home soon. She probably lost them in my sheets.

 

[Super Hans]

Need the off GD here. In a like competition (don't hate brah) and need a mint status to get a win, anyone know some rippers?


Once again don't hate.

 

[Echo Bravo]

'Like this status if you think I'm a *******'

Will collect dozens of likes.

 

[Super Hans]

'Like this status if you think I'm a *******'

Will collect dozens of likes.

*******, if your going to be one you Gould Atleast be able to spell it.

 

[Echo Bravo]

*******, if your going to be one you Gould Atleast be able to spell it.

o'rly?