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I cannae be bothered reading everyones statuses anymore. A few friends I look up every day or two to see if they said or did anything interesting, but otherwise I only read stuff if I get a notification (posts on my wall or an invite).

Facebook gives me the shits :| But everyone uses it so I can't see myself ditching it.
 
Some bird i don't know added me on Facebook the other day, out of pure boredom i accepted her freind request. I lurked her info page and noticed she has her email address listed, i then proceeded to sign her up for many gay pr0n mailers, this amused me way more than it should have.

Later on i was curious as to why she added me so i wrote on her wall "do i know you". She claims to have mistook me for someone else, after some gerneral chit chat crap i suggested we catch up. She didn't respond but later on chat she started to talk to me, just general gaff. She said that she like signing, dancing an playing guitar. I have told her to send me a video of her performing stipulating she make it "sexy", whilst telling her not to talk to me again until said video is supplied. She has agreed to these terms, whill post for laughs when/if she comes through.
 
Some bird i don't know added me on Facebook the other day, out of pure boredom i accepted her freind request. I lurked her info page and noticed she has her email address listed, i then proceeded to sign her up for many gay pr0n mailers, this amused me way more than it should have.

Later on i was curious as to why she added me so i wrote on her wall "do i know you". She claims to have mistook me for someone else, after some gerneral chit chat crap i suggested we catch up. She didn't respond but later on chat she started to talk to me, just general gaff. She said that she like signing, dancing an playing guitar. I have told her to send me a video of her performing stipulating she make it "sexy", whilst telling her not to talk to me again until said video is supplied. She has agreed to these terms, whill post for laughs when/if she comes through.
Genius.
 
Some bird i don't know added me on Facebook the other day, out of pure boredom i accepted her freind request. I lurked her info page and noticed she has her email address listed, i then proceeded to sign her up for many gay pr0n mailers, this amused me way more than it should have.

Later on i was curious as to why she added me so i wrote on her wall "do i know you". She claims to have mistook me for someone else, after some gerneral chit chat crap i suggested we catch up. She didn't respond but later on chat she started to talk to me, just general gaff. She said that she like signing, dancing an playing guitar. I have told her to send me a video of her performing stipulating she make it "sexy", whilst telling her not to talk to me again until said video is supplied. She has agreed to these terms, whill post for laughs when/if she comes through.

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Whenever I'm on the computer I have facebook open in a tab but don't generally look at it that much, only when I get a notification or if I'm waiting for somethign to load.

lol at La Di Da
 
Reading this im realising I check facebook far too often. I also find myself going straight home and turning on the tv...Its bullshit really, im going to do more around the house I really am over technology. Yes im on here now but im at work and its really slow...Its not like i can leave my desk SO BACK OFF :p
 
Whenever I'm on the computer I have facebook open in a tab but don't generally look at it that much, only when I get a notification or if I'm waiting for somethign to load.

lol at La Di Da
same
I'll have it opened 6-10 hours a day (too much :o)
But I only actually look at it for a few minutes everytime I get a notification (or feel like making a post)
 
It's a tad addictive. Although if any old high school people add me I reject now.
 
Google Rockmelt.


I think a lot of people will really dig that. Not for me though. I hate being signed into facebook chat so the idea of being always accessible on fb chat through the browser is a negative for mine.

Pretty much the reason I stopped using MSN. Too much wasted time chatting.
 
If I culled my facebook to only my actual friends I'd have about 20 people on there.

As it is, I only have 199. I could add more, but really dont want to. Am always staggered to see people with over 1000. What's the most amount of friends you've seen?
 
If I culled my facebook to only my actual friends I'd have about 20 people on there.

As it is, I only have 199. I could add more, but really dont want to. Am always staggered to see people with over 1000. What's the most amount of friends you've seen?

Once I went on a mass deleting (a genuine one) got down to 50something friends and decided that I overdid it and re-added some people and I now have 87 (I had 250 before that and 300and something a month ago, as I used to delete people every now and then). If I only had real friends as facebook friends I'd have the same as you.

Btw - I don't know why people would wan't/have that many facebook friends. Having 300 was annoying enough for me!
 
Once I went on a mass deleting (a genuine one) got down to 50something friends and decided that I overdid it and re-added some people and I now have 87 (I had 250 before that and 300and something a month ago, as I used to delete people every now and then). If I only had real friends as facebook friends I'd have the same as you.

Btw - I don't know why people would wan't/have that many facebook friends. Having 300 was annoying enough for me!
i have about 450 atm, know all of them but dont speak to the majority of them, if i could be bothered i would do a mass delete but i usually just speak to the ppl i want to speak to and dont really worry about it. Id have no more than 20-30 genuine mates, girls im interested in or ppl that are good to chat to on facebook, the rest are aquaintances. Strangely the ones that i do make the effort to delete are the girls which things dont work out with.
 

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The bish i'm tuning atm has over 1000 friends. Guarantee she only knows like a tenth of those people.
 

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Have decided Facebook is mentally unhealthy, any tips on reducing intake?
I've gone with making it so I receive all notifications as emails, that way the 'oh, but it's handy for events, etc.' argument is taken out of it. And from there, don't access the site at all. :thumbsu:
 

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