Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahah...
wait...wait....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha
Must...stop...laughing....nope...can't do it!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahah....
Lucky that page is as funny as it is terrible.
Best of luck getting a heap of 12yr old girls to sign up to the 'ablettiser'
I got no problem with it, really, it could be a handy little cash cow of sorts, but you won't get me paying for that!!!