Fantasy team names

Sep 15, 2007
15,509
14,925
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Please remove this if there is another post but I have had a pretty exhaustive search.

I've had a few emails starting to fly around for Supercoach and DreamTeam for 2020. I always like to try and use a good Hawks related pun for my team name such as Hodge Breath Café or Spango Unchained

But I am generally no good at puns... grumbleguts you have caught my eye over the years as a master of puns, got anything for us?!
 
Dec 31, 2008
1,137
1,274
Melbourne
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Golden State Warriors,Chicago Bulls
I've had some hawk-related ones over the years.

Birchall Reality

Wingardium Leviosa

Hawkus Malawkus (for the Simpsons fans)

Any which way but Breust

Way of the Gunston

Nice, I was Wingardium Leviosa last year in the work footy tips.

Am Mitchy Lewis and the news this year.

Could try Worp speed, the Jaeger Bomb, Test Patton if the big man is in doubt...
Tall Poppy, Jarman L-Impey due to the knee injury. The Big Boy ploy now that we are sending him to defence. The ageless Burger... Dim Scrim if he cops a concussion.

Going back to work now...


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Milkshaker

Cancelled
Nov 6, 2014
2,703
5,997
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Just throwing some out their M. I have the same problem every year. Became especially difficult now I have had to relinquish Rock n Rioli.

JOM & TOM

The Sicilian

Winggod
 

Cyril_Grip

Debutant
Oct 12, 2010
119
198
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Western Warriors East Freo FC Juve
Not Hawks related but my all time favourite is "Victorious Secret".
 
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