Farmer Perthblue's Creamery

[Hawk Dork]

I was a fan of the Hill's Angels

 

[Procrastinator35]

Getcha Milf -shake.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Dermie liked milk

 

[Procrastinator35]

Dermie liked milk

So did Barney.

 

[Gough]

If you watch the Sensational Seventies on YouTube you'll note David Parkin is wearing a skivvy with Wynvale printed on the neck. It's up there with Don Scott's manbags as a 70s fashion statement.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Time for another milkshake vid methinks:

 

[perthblue]

Very pleased my fellow farmer has discovered the joys of full-cream, full-flavoured milk.

You can thank me later.

you've blown my weekly milk budget out by 300% but I love it

 

[Craven Morehead]

you've blown my weekly milk budget out by 300% but I love it

Isn't it a shame that so many other people accept what other peasants accept as milk, and then blame us farmers.

 

[perthblue]

Isn't it a shame that so many other people accept what other peasants accept as milk, and then blame us farmers.

Mum made me froot loops with brownes hilo milk this morning. Threw the bowl on the floor, locked myself in the basement with my ps4 and told her to never speak to me again. *raises glass of Grumpy Farmer guernsey milk* cheers

 

[Mockcockpit]

Cows can't wear thongs, they lack toes.

Kids still get milk to drink with their school lunches every day in Japan. They get a freshly made healthy lunch to eat as well which helps contribute to the relative lack of enormously fat people here.

 

[Shell]

 

[Craven Morehead]

Cows can't wear thongs, they lack toes.

ahem

 

[perthblue]

Cows can't wear thongs, they lack toes.

Kids still get milk to drink with their school lunches every day in Japan. They get a freshly made healthy lunch to eat as well which helps contribute to the relative lack of enormously fat people here.

Impossible to do that in Australia. There'd be 500 different dietary requirements across the school.

 

[Billy ray]

Saw these in Cottesloe IGA.
Report back

 

[perthblue]

Saw these in Cottesloe IGA.
Report back
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Have tried the one on the left. It's nice, but the flavour is a bit weaker compared with proper full cream malk. I also didn't find it as creamy and rich as the Facebook reviews would have you believe.

Plus it markets itself as raw milk, which it obviously isn't.

Have not seen the one on the right before, will certainly grab a bottle if I see it in my travels.

Regards,
Farmer Perthblue

 

[Hawk Dork]

perthblue
Do you think your mother weaned you too early ?

 

[perthblue]

Saw that my old mate the Grumpy Farmer had an Ice Coffee and Choc Milk out too. Bought myself the ice coffee.

If you buy this expecting the sweetness of a Dare ice coffee or similar, you will be disappointed. It is nothing but coffee and full cream non-homogenised milk. Not sweet at all but a nice, creamy coffee kick.