Beauty & Style Fat Chicks

[woopedazz]

The best answer to "do I look fat in this" is "I'd love you no matter how you looked."

They'll hate you for a day, but be insecure for a lifetime.

Dick move?

 

[MrNatural]

I myself am on the chubby side of the ledger, so its hard for me to critizise.
I dont deal with many fat chicks on a day to day basis.
But i remember dealing with them at school.
They were always the loud annoying ones who always had to have some sort of ridiculous opinion about everything.
There was always the one fatty in the hot group of girls at school, surely they only join the group so they could pretend that they were wanted by us blokes.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I myself am on the chubby side of the ledger, so its hard for me to critizise.
I dont deal with many fat chicks on a day to day basis.
But i remember dealing with them at school.
They were always the loud annoying ones who always had to have some sort of ridiculous opinion about everything.
There was always the one fatty in the hot group of girls at school, surely they only join the group so they could pretend that they were wanted by us blokes.

yeh but no one cares how guys look so you're cool

 

[DrVanNostrand]

I only know one. A friend, well not really, more like someone I tolerate to avoid causing problems for myself at work. Pretty much fits the descriptions given here. Shy, but will criticise any female to someone else as soon as they are out of earshot. Will also become absolutely obsessed with any male that shows her even the slightest bit of attention, incredibally stalker-ish.

Knew one in my first year of uni as well. Complete opposite. Very genuine and complete Seinfeld nut. Quoted entire episodes in lectures, back and forth, for an entire semester. She was either a lesbian or secretely in love with me.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

A lot of GDers live in bogan suburbs?

 

[mick7]

There is 1 fat girl that is in my circle of friends. She was alright in years gone by but since she's gotten engaged, and has scored a full time job as a teacher, she thinks her shit doesn't stink. She's a dancer and forces dance down our throats. If we don't go to a performance of hers or a fundraiser for her dance company, she wont speak to us for weeks. I absolutely hate everything to do with teaching and dancing, plus the teachers and dancers I've come across are generally tossers, so her being a combination of the two is even worse.

I'm sorry mate but this is some funny s**t.

 

[mick7]

The attitude of fat women is a big reason why I don't training people anymore (Diploma of Fitness and was a PT for a while).

Always think it's someone elses fault for their size and constantly blame it on 'genetics' but never laziness and poor nutrition.

The worst is knowing fat people and having that stigma around that says you cannot make judgement or comment (helpfully of course) in a while that doesn't feel threatening.

Makes me so angry.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

There is 1 fat girl that is in my circle of friends. She was alright in years gone by but since she's gotten engaged, and has scored a full time job as a teacher, she thinks her shit doesn't stink. She's a dancer and forces dance down our throats. If we don't go to a performance of hers or a fundraiser for her dance company, she wont speak to us for weeks. I absolutely hate everything to do with teaching and dancing, plus the teachers and dancers I've come across are generally tossers, so her being a combination of the two is even worse.

Obvious winning choice is obvious.

 

[Hue_Jars]

Had this massive fat chic at work. Was in her mid twenties, married to a 45 year old. Was disgusting. The most laziest person I had ever met. Showed no initiative and would only do the bare minimum. Every time someone would ask if she'd like to take something on it was 'no not in my job description I dont have to/I refuse to/why should I?'. Refused to do any travel or anything which involved getting of her huge arse. Except to go to the biscuit tin and steal other people's food (no joke).

Everyday she would come over to my desk with her stenching underarms and massive behind and bitch about her manager giving her no direction or even taking any notice of her (which is true cos he is the worst manager I have ever met). But I always felt like saying "show some initiative and get on with it like everyone else has to around here".

The other day her position got made re-trenched on the spot. She was told to pack up her stuff and escorted of the premisis. Out of the whole team she was the one picked out cos she was so lazy and refused to do anything. It was awesome. Tears, screaming.

Anyway, when it happened it turns out she was pregnant and hadn't told anyone. She was about to jip the company 6 months of maternity leave but now shes out of a job and wont be able to get a new one. Sounds bad, but she kind of deserves it.

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Had this massive fat chic at work. Was in her mid twenties, married to a 45 year old. Was disgusting. The most laziest person I had ever met. Showed no initiative and would only do the bare minimum. Every time someone would ask if she'd like to take something on it was 'no not in my job description I dont have to/I refuse to/why should I?'. Refused to do any travel or anything which involved getting of her huge arse. Except to go to the biscuit tin and steal other people's food (no joke).

Everyday she would come over to my desk with her stenching underarms and massive behind and bitch about her manager giving her no direction or even taking any notice of her (which is true cos he is the worst manager I have ever met). But I always felt like saying "show some initiative and get on with it like everyone else has to around here".

The other day her position got made re-trenched on the spot. She was told to pack up her stuff and escorted of the premisis. Out of the whole team she was the one picked out cos she was so lazy and refused to do anything. It was awesome. Tears, screaming.

Anyway, when it happened it turns out she was pregnant and hadn't told anyone. She was about to jip the company 6 months of maternity leave but now shes out of a job and wont be able to get a new one. Sounds bad, but she kind of deserves it.

The irony considering your user name.

You don't happen to work for the Water Corp do you, sounds exactly like the mess I talked about earlier in this thread.

 

[Hue_Jars]

The irony considering your user name.

You don't happen to work for the Water Corp do you, sounds exactly like the mess I talked about earlier in this thread.

She literally inspired my user name!!!!

Nah dont work there...

 

[DTRAIN87]

Had this massive fat chic at work. Was in her mid twenties, married to a 45 year old. Was disgusting. The most laziest person I had ever met. Showed no initiative and would only do the bare minimum. Every time someone would ask if she'd like to take something on it was 'no not in my job description I dont have to/I refuse to/why should I?'. Refused to do any travel or anything which involved getting of her huge arse. Except to go to the biscuit tin and steal other people's food (no joke).

Everyday she would come over to my desk with her stenching underarms and massive behind and bitch about her manager giving her no direction or even taking any notice of her (which is true cos he is the worst manager I have ever met). But I always felt like saying "show some initiative and get on with it like everyone else has to around here".

The other day her position got made re-trenched on the spot. She was told to pack up her stuff and escorted of the premisis. Out of the whole team she was the one picked out cos she was so lazy and refused to do anything. It was awesome. Tears, screaming.

Anyway, when it happened it turns out she was pregnant and hadn't told anyone. She was about to jip the company 6 months of maternity leave but now shes out of a job and wont be able to get a new one. Sounds bad, but she kind of deserves it.

This is the typical HR ploy that is used to get rid ofr the lazy and problematic workers by sugar coating it and making the decision look legitimate when it is really to avoid getting called to Fair Work Australia for a hearing for ynfair dismiss.

 

[Hue_Jars]

This is the typical HR ploy that is used to get rid ofr the lazy and problematic workers by sugar coating it and making the decision look legitimate when it is really to avoid getting called to Fair Work Australia for a hearing for ynfair dismiss.

Could be....they said the postion was being moved over east. They offered it to her knowing she'd say no cos she specifically said she refuses to travel. She gets car/plane sick....

The did the same to another worker a few weeks before who was huge and being overpaid for doing next to nothing.

But despite all my grievances against fat bitches, it literally almost brings me to tears seeing fatties go the gym and try their hardest to clean themselves up.

 

[DTRAIN87]

Could be....they said the postion was being moved over east. They offered it to her knowing she'd say no cos she specifically said she refuses to travel. She gets car/plane sick....

The did the same to another worker a few weeks before who was huge and being overpaid for doing next to nothing.

But despite all my grievances against fat bitches, it literally almost brings me to tears seeing fatties go the gym and try their hardest to clean themselves up.

Sounds like the classic constructive dismissal. The offer protects. Agree with the ones who want to clean up but most gop do little intensity work and then have a low fat Mars Bar to celebrate .

Had a guy like this who he and his b each whale did exercise and were talking about their efforts to lose weight yet you'd often be asked if you wanted to go get a kebab late at night with them which wouild absdolutelyt outweigh the calories burned.

****ing fat people in copmfy jobs always seem to go first because they are lazy.

 

[ManOfClay]

A lot of GDers live in bogan suburbs?

The irony of you posting in this thread.

 

[IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN]

Must say I don't mind fat birds at all. As long as they're not obese and or ugly, I would go in there and wingman it/take the palm off, no probs.

Don't want to see ribs unless I'm eating at a steak bar.

 

[fairdinkum]

But despite all my grievances against fat bitches, it literally almost brings me to tears seeing fatties go the gym and try their hardest to clean themselves up.

With blokes like Valentino Dmitri gone from these parts, GD has been waiting for somebody like you to fill the void.

Kudos, old chap.

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

They can be a touch sensitive. A few months ago I was on a shopping tour and we went to a store that only sold sizes 16+, I merely mentioned to my friend next to me that if they had a store that only sold clothes in sizes 6-10, there would be riots on the streets. Cue 20 women yelling 'you don't understand how hard it is!', 'oh, you're a size 10, how hard your life must be' or things to that effect. Sorry ladies.

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