Father-Son 2015 and beyond

[Tas]

you would know that more sons increases the probability then

Definitely, it is a shotgun approach, the more breeders the better and you can get a gun from a mediocre player, doesn't have to be a star. Stars from stars are exceedingly rare, must put the kids off hardcore trying to live in the shadow of what their fathers have achieved.

 

[Wizard]

Troy Cook has a son. He's only 4 or 5 though so don't expect to see him in Purple for awhile. McManus also has three sons, not 2 as per the OP. Still a good 10 years off draft age too.

Assuming they're all good enough that is, which they obviously will be.

Fingers crossed by then AFL clubs are back to picking guys that tackle hard and stick their head over the pill, rather then pure athletes and silky skilled players.

 

[Swan Districts Kid]

WTF? What's with all these daughters?
Pav, Ballas & now Clancee: http://www.fremantlefc.com.au/news/2014-01-31/clancee-calls-on-freo-fathers

I think the Dockers sports science department needs to get some IVF experts in to fix it so we start getting some decent father & son prospects. At the very least, they could pass the following information on to their players & tell them they’ll offer a male baby $ bonus if they sire a boy (eg: did you know that sticking it all the way in helps make boys?)

The Secrets of Determining the Sex of Your Children - By Dr. Violet Butler

There are two kinds of sperm: the androsperm or male-genetic-code-carrying version and the genosperm or female. For simplicity let's call the boys Andys and the girls Gennys. Determining the sex of your child has to do with taking advantage of the unique characteristics of each. Here are those we can easily manipulate:

• Andys are smaller and swim faster. But like the hare versus the turtle, Andys don't swim as far and don't last very long. Consider them the sprinters.
  
  
• The Gennys are larger and slower. They can last up to 36 hours in some vaginal environments. Call them the long-distance runners.
  
  
• Men tend to increase the ratio of Andys to Gennys in the "load" when there has been an extended period of abstinence. This has been shown over the years where the first generation of children after men have been away at war have a higher portion of males than the long-term average. Also certain cultures who only engage in sexual intercourse once a month at the expected time of fertility have very high proportions of males (60+ percent),
  
  
• Gennys favor more acidic environments. Andys like basic.

What to do? There are five things to remember:

• Penetration - The closer the point at which the "load" (the ejaculate) is delivered to the egg the more likely a sprinter (an Andy) will win the race. So guys, to make boys, stick it all the way in when you reach climax.
  
  
• Timing - If the load is delivered before the egg is available the Andys will die off and the Gennys will be there waiting. Ovulation usually takes place around the 14th day of the cycle (measured by as day one being the start of the menstrual period). Intercourse on the 12th or 13th day will favor Gennys because there will be no egg to fertilize for a day or two. To make boys, make an appointment on the 14th day. If you really want to be specific get a thermometer and wait until her temperature rises slightly.
  
  
• Viscocity - Vaginal liquids are relatively thick and present an impediment to the Gennys. Andys swim right through these thick liquids. To make boys, make her real happy (several times) prior to delivering the load. Even you "jack-rabbit" 60-second climaxers can make boys if you properly prepare your woman's love canal with some oral or other stimulation. So take your time. (If you must cheat use a little sterile lubricant like K-Y.)
  
  
• Abstinence - If you do it every day you'll probably make a girl as the "Andy/Genny" ratio in the ejaculate will decline. So save it up a little if you want a boy.
  
  
• Acid/base - To make girls use the acid-containing douches (vinegar). For boys use baking soda.
  

If you follow these steps, a study from the mid-70's determined that you will have an 85% chance of getting what you want.

 

[caterina]

So to summarise, Pav is a lousy, poorly endowed lover that likes to do it every day. In vinegar. Way to shatter a legend.

 

[Nickos66]

So to summarise, Pav is a lousy, poorly endowed lover that likes to do it every day. In vinegar. Way to shatter a legend.

Holy shit, I lol'd.

 

[theGav56]

Now I am disturbed.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

So to summarise, Pav is a lousy, poorly endowed lover that likes to do it every day. In vinegar. Way to shatter a legend.

It doesn't necessarily have to be vinegar. Anything slightly acidic should provide the same results. Pav might like to get frisky in a spa full of champagne.

 

[Silent Alarm]

It doesn't necessarily have to be vinegar. Anything slightly acidic should provide the same results. Pav might like to get frisky in a spa full of champagne.

Nice of the Eagles Members to donate him some bubbly.

 

[Mezz]

I was under the impression that athletes tend to have girls and couch potatoes tend to have boys.

Anyway, I think it would be the frequent, regular sex that may be the 'problem'.

Are footballers ever told not to do it before a match or anything like that??

 

[Nickos66]

I was under the impression that athletes tend to have girls and couch potatoes tend to have boys.

Anyway, I think it would be the frequent, regular sex that may be the 'problem'.

Are footballers ever told not to do it before a match or anything like that??

This is what I tend to lean towards. I'd put my own family in with this logic too, I was huge and hadn't exercised in years when I had my boy. Got fit, ate healthy and dropped a shitload of weight and planned the next one, bang. Girl.

 

[Swan Districts Kid]

I was under the impression that athletes tend to have girls and couch potatoes tend to have boys.

Anyway, I think it would be the frequent, regular sex that may be the 'problem'.

Very true - when one is fit, one's sex drive is higher, thus more rooting = girls.