Fattest AFL player

[Chaisa]

Jack Steven yesterday was a sight to behold.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Jack Steven yesterday was a sight to behold.

I think it actually suited him. Appeared a lot stronger in the tackle.

 

[Damon_3388]

Jack Steven yesterday was a sight to behold.

Between the midsection and the hair, he legit looked like a local footy player who's on the tools during the week, and downs a pie and donut and an iced coffee every smoko.

 

[Juddernaut08]

Has there ever been anyone fatter than lance whitnall DURING their career still going on?

Some of his shenanigans during Pagans reign were truly a sighht to behold.

Absolute genius to still dominate while carrying around 2-3 tyres around him!!

 

[Juddernaut08]

Between the midsection and the hair, he legit looked like a local footy player who's on the tools during the week, and downs a pie and donut and an iced coffee every smoko.

Fevola post-AFL career

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Not footy but

Adebayo Akinfenwa



Eats and trains like a weightlifter. Benches 200+ kg apparently.

Scored a lot of goals in League 1 and 2 but never went higher than that. Many have speculated he would’ve played in the top flight had he trained and ate like a footballer. For whatever reason he couldn’t / didn’t want to.

By far the strongest player on FIFA, so that’s something.

 

[RAPPA]

Not footy but

Adebayo Akinfenwa

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Eats and trains like a weightlifter. Benches 200+ kg apparently.

Scored a lot of goals in League 1 and 2 but never went higher than that. Many have speculated he would’ve played in the top flight had he trained and ate like a footballer. For whatever reason he couldn’t / didn’t want to.

By far the strongest player on FIFA, so that’s something.

Surely this bloke for non-AFL sports players

 

[Chaisa]

Surely this bloke for non-AFL sports players



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This bloke probably beats him in terms of raw weight (though he has the advantage of being an absolute man mountain)

 

[_jrtp09_]

My vote, the Galloping Gasometer

 

[sobrave]

What the heck is a gasometer anyway

 

[Tectonic]

What the heck is a gasometer anyway

It holds gas.

 

[stfan]

I think it actually suited him. Appeared a lot stronger in the tackle.

It worked a treat for him in two marking contests when he easily out-bustled taller opponents ;

 

[kranky al]

I think all of his game is based around avoiding burning unnecessary calories.

Following leading forwards or sprinting to spoil?? "Nah fu** that s**t, I'll just go stand in a good spot and wait for the opposition midfielders to kick it to me."

Ground level second efforts? "Nah I'll just mark everything so I don't have to."

Run and carry? "Why don't I just kick it 50m to a teammate. If I hit the target it'll stay up there and I can take a breather."

Add to that an ample backside which makes it impossible for anyone to get near him in marking contests and he's invented a way for fat lazy campaigners to play AA calibre football.

Sitting there stressing “if i dont mark this i might have to run - dont * it up butterball”

 

[WWSD]

Currently playing at the moment it would have to be Sean Darcy by a long way. He has so much talent but he is overweight and would have to around 120-125kg.

 

[Upgrayedd]

We all Forgetting Jeremy McChubbin? Who feasts on Whoppers on the weekdays like they are panic entries into the 50 on the weekend by his rivals?

 

[Wojcinski]

Willie Rioli
Steven Motlop
Jack Steven

 

[NonPhixion]

Willie Rioli
Steven Motlop
Jack Steven

These 3 standout.
Throw in tippa as well

 

[footyfan000001]

Willie Rioli
Steven Motlop
Jack Steven

Willie seems in much better shape this season. I think AMT at the dons is the fattest right now with jack Steven

 

[Goomba1973]

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Did Darren Jarmen eat Stuart Dew or did Stuart Dew eat Darren Jarmen?

 

[Wojcinski]

Did Darren Jarmen eat Stuart Dew or did Stuart Dew eat Darren Jarmen?

I thought Darren ate Andrew when he retired?

 

[catman2006]

bit of an odd thread to say the least but Billy boi Bronwnless stacked it on after his playing days...

 

[thefendoff]

Dno if it’s still just puppy fat but jack graham is still pretty thicc

 

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[Teagueeee15]

He isn’t on an AFL list any more, but Kieron Collins played in the televised VFL game about one month ago and looked twice the size of anybody else out there.