Fattest AFL player

[CollarJazzKnee]

Jake stringer has a big build- always looked heavy

 

[Stan Van Gundy]

Jake stringer has a big build- always looked heavy

Should be called "the Poundage" rather than "the Package".

 

[CollarJazzKnee]

Should be called "the Poundage" rather than "the Package".

They even bought it up on friday. bruce said something like "thats not the most flattering angle". Could u imagine the uproar if that was said about a female athlete?

 

[Stan Van Gundy]

That's a big boy. He must be pushing 150 kg these days

He's not a small man, thats for sure. I reckon I'd have a better chance kicking a footy at Dew's body than hitting a barn door.

 

[queensberryrules]

I know this is for AFL players but for pure sports people surely Serena wins this contest. Her Ar$e is massive and she hasn’t retired yet. She’ll make Stewie Dew look like Paul Callery

Not sure if your post is racist or sexist. Or both.

After all the tireless work Serena does for women of the world, it is very offensive, I believe, to reference her huge throbbing arse and thoee great folds of dripping sweaty flesh.

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[Chaisa]

Ellis never looked like an athlete so I’m not surprised he blew up a bit. I can see gov doing the same

Wasn’t ellis’s biggest problem at afl level him being rather skinny? Crazy to compare it to now.

 

[Benzi10]

Looks like Kepler is enjoying retirement. Just to put things into perspective the bloke is 33!!

 

[Kappa]

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Looks like Kepler is enjoying retirement. Just to put things into perpective the bloke is 33!!

Doesn't look a day over 56.

 

[Del165198]

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Looks like Kepler is enjoying retirement. Just to put things into perpective the bloke is 33!!

Love seeing recently retired players blow up

 

[Franky_024]

Heard Melbourne are pretty keen on a small forward for 2020...

 

[getgaff]

Heard Melbourne are pretty keen on a small forward for 2020...

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Genuine question, is that Austin Wonaeameeri?

 

[Franky_024]

Genuine question, is that Austin Wonaeameeri?

Yep alongside him the great Cyril Rioli

 

[beema limapep]

Kebablett

 

[Schauermann]

Love seeing recently retired players blow up

Not the most unlikely thing. Training will most likely go down a level even when the player continues at a lower level. Nutrition will be less strict as well (or evne complete freedom).

 

[Gameova_]

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Looks like Kepler is enjoying retirement. Just to put things into perpective the bloke is 33!!

Wow looks 60. Gives me motivation to keep exercising.

 

[Shadow89]

Right now now - Jack Steven

 

[Kavliaris69]

danger’s head is about the same size as jarman’s gut

Like this? PD has a very punchable head.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Right now now - Jack Steven

Could see Jack Steven balloon out to 100 kegs over iso buddy another candidate to blow up especially with his injury

But Mumford would be the one I’d be most worried about bloke is a fat mess

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Has to be McGovern doesn’t it?

Though it obviously works for him, you wouldn’t want him to lose a gram.

 

[Rod Stroker]

But Mumford would be the one I’d be most worried about bloke is a fat mess

Huh?

This photo is from Feb. Yeah, he looks obese..

 

[blackcat]

fremantle James Walker
#speedendurance ala bolt

edit: I thought fastest AFL player

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[blackcat]

I think all of his game is based around avoiding burning unnecessary calories.

Following leading forwards or sprinting to spoil?? "Nah fu** that shit, I'll just go stand in a good spot and wait for the opposition midfielders to kick it to me."

Ground level second efforts? "Nah I'll just mark everything so I don't have to."

Run and carry? "Why don't I just kick it 50m to a teammate. If I hit the target it'll stay up there and I can take a breather."

Add to that an ample backside which makes it impossible for anyone to get near him in marking contests and he's invented a way for fat lazy campaigners to play AA calibre football.

I think there is sports science literature that will attest that a healthy degree of sub-cutaneous white-tissue(fat) will aid in sickness prevention/injury prevention

some folks are not predisposed to cutting-up like exPort Adelaide power Sandover medallist Kane Mitchell, compare his striations to the 178cm Mo' Greene. Maurice Greene looks like Lance Whitnall in comparison.
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[Cotchins Hair Piece]

**** McGovern.

 

[Heathen]

Could see Jack Steven balloon out to 100 kegs

Good to see him staying active during the lockdown.

 

[What else we can do]

David Bourke