Fattest AFL player

[Smoooothy]

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this man has more premierships than your entire club. he can get as fat as he wants

 

[Juddernaut08]

I disagree

Fat shaming crosses gender boundaries with no bias at all

It is incorrect to lump it in with general appearance - where i agree women cop it way worse than men - grey hair, age etc are scorned in women and ignored / even celebrated in men.

Fat shaming on the other hand is across the board.

While this makes sense logically, it's simply not true in this society. It's much more taboo to comment on a woman's weight. Rightly or wrongly, it's not seen as the same when a comment is made about a man.

 

[kranky al]

While this makes sense logically, it's simply not true in this society. It's much more taboo to comment on a woman's weight. Rightly or wrongly, it's not seen as the same when a comment is made about a man.

Shut up you fat bastard!!!

 

[Juddernaut08]

Shut up you fat bastard!!!

Reported.

 

[Purplrrr]

Reckon fat shaming goes both ways when we're talking Beasley or Amanda Vanstone fat. But women get judged for not being miranda Kerr. A little bit of fat for women is frequently used to knock women. A bit of pudge on a bloke is not remarkable. Women = their appearance compared to impossible beauty standard.
Footy players though... fair game right? Doubt most of them have too many ego problems!

 

[DivideandMultiply]

Some players just don't have "proffesional athlete" looking bodies, but still perform well.

Good examples are Jordan Lewis, Andrew Gaff or Dustin Fletcher.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Daniel wells currently

He was criticised a few times at north for being a bit unfit/overweight.

 

[Wallaby]

Mark McQueen.

 

[DickieKnee]

Jake Stringer is a big package.

Big fat package.

 

[DickieKnee]

Some players just don't have "proffesional athlete" looking bodies, but still perform well.

Good examples are Jordan Lewis, Andrew Gaff or Dustin Fletcher.

Mick Mcguane was a prime example of that.

 

[avishka5]

Some players just don't have "proffesional athlete" looking bodies, but still perform well.

Good examples are Jordan Lewis, Andrew Gaff or Dustin Fletcher.

Gaff has a figure of a long distance runner.

 

[Igloo]

No Lance Whitnall yet?

 

[tangolikelama]

Daisy Thomas and Jarrad Waite have weird skinny fat type physiques. Reckon they'd be carrying a higher body fat percentage than most players. Both seem to have rather skinny arms and wide hips carrying most of their fat around their love handles.

 

[Superstar swan]

When LeCras kicked his first goal in his 200th, Gov was in the centre of the ground having just come off the interchange. He looked at Lecca and all of his team mates celebrating, then looked at the back line and you could see him working out how far he'd have to run to get to LeCras and then get back into position for the bounce and was it really worth it when he'd already jogged 30m from the bench?

In the end, he jogged a few metres towards LeCras, called him to get his attention and clapped him before shuffling off to CHB.

Gun player but he is going to explode post-footy.

I literally think its the sole reason wce wont offer him that long term deal

 

[footyfan000001]

Don’t reckon Jeremy McGovern would turn on too many women without a shirt on.

 

[Andy_Mac]

Petracca by the end of is career will be a modern day Dippa!

That aside big fat Patty McCartin takes the cake (pun intended)

 

[Silent Alarm]

Daisy Thomas and Jarrad Waite have weird skinny fat type physiques. Reckon they'd be carrying a higher body fat percentage than most players. Both seem to have rather skinny arms and wide hips carrying most of their fat around their love handles.

Came in here to say Daisy. Oh man. He's partying this season and he's my cult man.

There was a pre-season game where Carlton wore that silvery jumper. Daisy took a mark in the square (typical – he isn't moving from there all season) and bent over to suss the shot and we noted how big his guts was... it's... he would have a very very sloppy rig.

He reminds me of a 20-year ol who ate two packets of Smiths a day and was rake thin and fit looking, then discovered piss drinking, that footy is no fun after about 16, and a slow metabolism and got chubby. His body type is exactly that – no muscle, so thin arms and legs, but fat around the hips and waist. Good on him. I think he loves a beer so all will be revealed as soon as he retired.

 

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[Damon_3388]

Daniel wells currently

His shorts keep riding up because his thighs rub together.

Special mention to those other mid-sized players (in height) that aren't necessarily fat, but are just built like outdoor toilets - Shannon Hurn, Josh Hunt, and the patron saint - Mark Riccuito.

 

[Damon_3388]

Came in here to say Daisy. Oh man. He's partying this season and he's my cult man.

There was a pre-season game where Carlton wore that silvery jumper. Daisy took a mark in the square (typical – he isn't moving from there all season) and bent over to suss the shot and we noted how big his guts was... it's... he would have a very very sloppy rig.

He reminds me of a 20-year ol who ate two packets of Smiths a day and was rake thin and fit looking, then discovered piss drinking, that footy is no fun after about 16, and a slow metabolism and got chubby. His body type is exactly that – no muscle, so thin arms and legs, but fat around the hips and waist. Good on him. I think he loves a beer so all will be revealed as soon as he retired.

Mick McGuane had a similar body type back in the day. Has stacked it on from too much grog and too many counter meals post-footy too.

 

[JG22]

mattress guts

 

[Silent Alarm]

mattress guts

Every man needs a mattress guts phase, generally unexpected at about age 23. Key features include: moving out of home, eating fish and chips twice on the weekend, just thinking that size small doesn't fit anymore because you're just 'older.'

 

[Benno_900]

Nobody has mentioned Luke Hodge?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brendan Goddard has the head of a boarding house pudding - full of lard.

 

[Sprout]

Jack Higgins looks like he enjoys a sausage roll.