Fattest AFL player

[Yamumluvsbigcox]

Don’t reckon Jeremy McGovern would turn on too many women without a shirt on.

But they would enjoy the best hands in the league !

Fatty Ryder is also stacking a few on this season

 

[Witch1]

I’ve got less of a gut than Lindsay and I drink beer like it’s going out of business and I don’t get paid to play football.

Like I said, disgraceful condition for an AFL player.







Do you still want the photo?

Disgraceful is a harsh word ... You must find it hard dealing with fat people in the real world.

 

[Runnin Blue]

Disgraceful is a harsh word ... You must find it hard dealing with fat people in the real world.

Not at all. Fat AFL players on the other hand...

There is no excuse for laziness. He’s getting paid to be an athlete. Cry me a river.

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

But they would enjoy the best hands in the league !

The McGovern method of seduction involves -

1. Predicting where and when on a particular day a girl would most want to have sex with him.

2. Strolling to said location at a leisurely pace, arriving moments ahead of her pre-planned booty call.

3. Lying back, letting her pleasure herself whilst he casually eats a sandwich.

 

[Dean1]

 

[footyfan000001]

But they would enjoy the best hands in the league !

Fatty Ryder is also stacking a few on this season

Amazing hands yes.

 

[footyboi1]

Not at all. Fat AFL players on the other hand...

There is no excuse for laziness. He’s getting paid to be an athlete. Cry me a river.

I thought they had skin fold tests, surely he is failing those.

 

[Runnin Blue]

I thought they had skin fold tests, surely he is failing those.

I think they used this test on Lindsay.

 

[MinistryOfMajak]

Kayne Turner a good nom for skinniest. He has weird looking skinny shoulders.

Yeah, Sugar is skin and bones.

Drops blokes twice his size like bad habits on a regular basis though.

His bump on Dangerfield a couple of seasons ago at Adelaide oval is one of the best things I've ever seen. [emoji23]

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[giddyupgumby]

 

[ROYAL EAGLE]

Willie Rioli and Ryder from Port has a stomach

 

[Mningasimisonda]

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Probably should have been sponsored by World Vision instead of Samsung.

 

[RAPPA]

I think we know who ate all the pies this year.

The hair pie too if you asked his ex

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

 

[RedmanWasHere]

For a sec I thought that was Ricky Gervais.

 

[Anja_Nees]

The hair pie too if you asked his ex

Stringer and Walla look a bit out of shape. Seriously both should slim down for next year.

 

[soupofficial]

I guess William Rioli and Jeremiah McGovern both prove that you can be a fat person and win a flag. It's a feast for the eyes. Congratulations both.

 

[DivideandMultiply]

I guess William Rioli and Jeremiah McGovern both prove that you can be a fat person and win a flag. It's a feast for the eyes. Congratulations both.

Stewart Dew school of peak performance.

Willie has lost 16kg though and often leads our matchday repeat sprints. So he has done a lot of amazing fitness work. Reckon he will slim down ok.

I worry about McGovern this offseason.

 

[soupofficial]

Stewart Dew school of peak performance.

Willie has lost 16kg though and often leads our matchday repeat sprints. So he has done a lot of amazing fitness work. Reckon he will slim down ok.

I worry about McGovern this offseason.

Willie is certainly a lot better than he was, and, as you point out, he's currently covering the ground that he needs to in order to succeed. Same goes for McGovern. The key issue will be whether the club can keep them disciplined enough to not balloon. You can just tell by looking at them that they're one unsupervised buffet away from being shaped like a beanbag.

 

[Superstar swan]

Willie is certainly a lot better than he was, and, as you point out, he's currently covering the ground that he needs to in order to succeed. Same goes for McGovern. The key issue will be whether the club can keep them disciplined enough to not balloon. You can just tell by looking at them that they're one unsupervised buffet away from being shaped like a beanbag.

By all reports willie has lost alot of weight but you can assume it may be a harder battle for him as his career enters the latter stages...likewise mcgovern

 

[SirKarl0s]

I think Willie had to drop something like 15kgs just to get drafted. He must have been a porker a last year.

 

[captain cotch 9]

Kayle Kirby from the pies isnt small

 

[dzussy]

So are we doing this for AFLW players too, or would that be deemed outrageous & offensive ?
Its important we clarify so we treat everyone as equals.
We cant have soapbox's disintegrating. Then it will involve OH&S and AFL integrity units.

 

[Spongebob]

I guess William Rioli and Jeremiah McGovern both prove that you can be a fat person and win a flag. It's a feast for the eyes. Congratulations both.

It was a worry about whether the Gov would play.

Injury As he described it, “a bruised Love handle”

 

[SSSSSS]

Cyril's been retired for less than half a year and he's already packed on some kegs.

Willie is going to surpass Dean when he hangs up the boots.