Favourite 12th man moment

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Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 18, 2004
9,773
22
Melbourne
AFL Club
Adelaide
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Colorado Avalanche, Melb Mustangs
Security after letting Max Walker into the commentary box: "I'm sorry Mr.Benaud. I just turned my back for a bloody second and bang, he was past me like a flash. I called for him to stop, but he wouldn't, then me bloody gun jammed."
 

STC

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 27, 2004
9,447
517
Melbourne
AFL Club
Geelong
The entire Hansie Cronje and Mark Taylor sketch is just hillarious. I know it almost by heart :D

Hansie: Now what are the odds of that happening Mark? 100 to 1? 200 to 1?
Tubby: I'mnotsure
Hansie: I bet you that's never happened to a crackcam cameraman before!
Tubby: Yeah...
Hansie: I bet you that's never happened before. I'll bet you a thousand dollars that's never happened before.
Tubby: WellIdon'tthinkitwould'vehappened coscrackcam'sonlynew.
Hansie: Well that's probably right... Well I'll bet you a thousand dollars he gets it again today. Come on what are you, a thousand bucks says he gets it again today, there's a gorilla on the table now let's go! You bloody wuss!
 

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Bomber Bears

Cancelled
Sep 30, 2005
8,949
346
Wollongong
AFL Club
Essendon
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North Sydney, Liverpool, NSW
"Bill, shut the ^#* UP we're going with the Chappells and if ya dont like it then Piss Off and i'll get Max or someone else to do ya job!

"Give me my #@&@IN Job back or i'll take ya @#&$IN Head Off!!

"And its a #^&(IN Head!"
Ian - so what are you going to do AB
AB - Ahh we'lll run this way thanks

Ian - so australia won the toss and pakistan are going to kick off

Richie - Pakistan are going to kick off? WHat ****in game are we playing here?
 

happy_eagle

Brownlow Medallist
Mar 20, 2007
22,533
15,796
AFL Club
West Coast
Richie: ........apart from that, i dont know what else i can do

Tony: Well for Starters, you can have the bastard barred from this part of the broadcast area

Richie: Im sorry, what was that Tony ?

Tony: I said for starters, you can have the bastard barred from this part of the broadcast area

Richie: I know i heard you, i just wanted to hear you say it again

Bill: Yes got him
 

VICbit

Debutant
Mar 18, 2007
51
11
Victoria
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Richie speaking French is the best. Can't remember most of it though.

"Les Insects? Ou e les insects?
Le Rouges?...Pour le sake de f#ck!
et le blancs? Non Insects? Merci f#ck pour that!"

"Pourquoi le f#ck do vous propose to do?"

"Couveur? Oh le cover. f#ck le cover Henri. Use a le spray. Killet le f#ckers."


Tony:"Geez Richie you really are mawvellous at speaking French these days"
 

BleasePlease

Senior List
Dec 9, 2008
152
1
VIC
AFL Club
Melbourne
Other Teams
blackburn Rovers
Crunching Cover Drive From Boucher, he has put some hurt on that ball, 4 runs put down your glasses.

strong strapping young lad mark boucher much in the same mould as THORPE/HACKETT/HACKETT AND THORPE, theres nothing in it!!!

cracks me up every time
 

Dujon11

Club Legend
Oct 24, 2007
1,776
677
Adelaide
AFL Club
Adelaide
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Bays
Not cricket related but when he does the soccer, piss funny.

"Passes to the substitute Smith...I hope i've pronounced that correctly"


Also the one with Max Walker -

"Maxy youve got 10 seconds ****en move it!"

"Ohhhhh Shiiit"

Brilliant
 
May 24, 2006
57,572
100,591
Car 55
AFL Club
Adelaide
Other Teams
Redbacks, Sturt, Liverpool, Arizona
Richie: Players and umpires will be out in the middle shortly and we'll be back at the MCG in just a few moments... WHAT THE ****'S GOING ON??!! WHY AREN'T THEY OUT THERE YET??!!

It's alright, Rich. They're coming out now.

Richie: Well it's about time. I can't keep crapping on about the 'Cruise-for-two' all bloody night.

or

Kid: Hey Richie, how about an autograph? Who should I make it out to? Dear Richie?
Richie: Cheeky little bastards. Piss off!
 

Glenno23

Brownlow Medallist
Sep 7, 2005
22,029
18,594
SA
AFL Club
Adelaide
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LA Rams, UCLA Bruins
The final dig is my favourite of them all....

When someone is talking about Eddie and they are going on about how many gigs he's got:

"he's host of Millionaire, President of Collingwood, next you'll say he's the one inside Humphrey B Bear"

"well, actually...."

"You're ****ing kidding me?"

Mark Taylor and Hansie is a pisser

And Tony Greig before the Sri Lankan game at the Adelaide Oval

"This pitch is a real mess, the cracks are so large i don't need the key, i could park the whole faaarrken car in there, i wouldn't be surprised if we see someone's faaarrrking head knocked orf today"
 

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NSWCROW

TheBrownDog
Sep 16, 2006
66,179
73,815
NW SYNNEY
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Adelaide
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STURT - LIVERPOOL
" No hard feelings , RITCH....to me a GRUDGE , is nothing more than a place to PORK YOUR COOR !!!! "


" You can catch all that action...and MORE , in the movie entitled...." TIRED OF LIVING "


" Sorry Mr Benaud...i turned my head for a second and BANG , he was past me !!........then my bloody gun jammed !!!!... "
 

krisholio14

OLD SCHOOL
May 10, 2004
24,853
5,659
The Mothership
AFL Club
Geelong
Other Teams
Pistons/Hammers/Sri Lanka/The Exers
Richie: Players and umpires will be out in the middle shortly and we'll be back at the MCG in just a few moments... WHAT THE ****'S GOING ON??!! WHY AREN'T THEY OUT THERE YET??!!

It's alright, Rich. They're coming out now.

Richie: Well it's about time. I can't keep crapping on about the 'Cruise-for-two' all bloody night.

or

Kid: Hey Richie, how about an autograph? Who should I make it out to? Dear Richie?
Richie: Cheeky little bastards. Piss off!
Everything you could want to quench your thirst really...Fosters VB Tooheys XXXX, and a little Cascade :D
 

STC

Norm Smith Medallist
Aug 27, 2004
9,447
517
Melbourne
AFL Club
Geelong
I realise a lot of people here won't get much of it because the guys in it are pretty old, but if Wired World Of Sports is not the greatest comedy album of all time I'd like to know what is.

The "I did it on my computer" ad is just hillarious. Best fake ad of all time!
 

Stats Man

All Australian
Jan 14, 2008
659
26
Forward pocket
AFL Club
West Coast
The Taxi ride is funny stuff

A couple of my favourites

Tony: Ikeepmyteethinajarbesidesthebed plays that one out towards point, they're going for a single here Wadayamean Wasi gonna have to hurry here the throw from Dean Jones hits the stumps and Wasi run out without scoring.

Bill: Of course he was run out without scoring Tony ya w***er.

Tony: Well that's what I just said Bill, Wasi out you stupid a-hole.

Bill: Wadayamean Wasi out Tony, look at the ****en replay.

Tony: I don't need to see the bloody replay Bill I've already said Wasi out for a duck.
that one gets me every single time :D:D:thumbsu:
 

Kram

I'll brik u
May 2, 2007
59,568
75,909
WA
AFL Club
Fremantle
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Chicago Bears, de Boer, Arsenal
Ritchie on Tony's new hair.

'Tony, I don't know what sort of marsupial that used to be, but it's not going to grow anywhere... It looks like it died a horrible death.'
 

krisholio14

OLD SCHOOL
May 10, 2004
24,853
5,659
The Mothership
AFL Club
Geelong
Other Teams
Pistons/Hammers/Sri Lanka/The Exers
I realise a lot of people here won't get much of it because the guys in it are pretty old, but if Wired World Of Sports is not the greatest comedy album of all time I'd like to know what is.

The "I did it on my computer" ad is just hillarious. Best fake ad of all time!
Frank! Ya Prick!!!!

Ha ha ha ahhhh Piss Off!
 

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