Ian - so what are you going to do AB"Bill, shut the ^#* UP we're going with the Chappells and if ya dont like it then Piss Off and i'll get Max or someone else to do ya job!
"Give me my #@&@IN Job back or i'll take ya @#&$IN Head Off!!
"And its a #^&(IN Head!"
Everything you could want to quench your thirst really...Fosters VB Tooheys XXXX, and a little CascadeRichie: Players and umpires will be out in the middle shortly and we'll be back at the MCG in just a few moments... WHAT THE ****'S GOING ON??!! WHY AREN'T THEY OUT THERE YET??!!
It's alright, Rich. They're coming out now.
Richie: Well it's about time. I can't keep crapping on about the 'Cruise-for-two' all bloody night.
Kid: Hey Richie, how about an autograph? Who should I make it out to? Dear Richie?
Richie: Cheeky little bastards. Piss off!
that one gets me every single timeThe Taxi ride is funny stuff
A couple of my favourites
Tony: Ikeepmyteethinajarbesidesthebed plays that one out towards point, they're going for a single here Wadayamean Wasi gonna have to hurry here the throw from Dean Jones hits the stumps and Wasi run out without scoring.
Bill: Of course he was run out without scoring Tony ya w***er.
Tony: Well that's what I just said Bill, Wasi out you stupid a-hole.
Bill: Wadayamean Wasi out Tony, look at the ****en replay.
Tony: I don't need to see the bloody replay Bill I've already said Wasi out for a duck.
Frank! Ya Prick!!!!I realise a lot of people here won't get much of it because the guys in it are pretty old, but if Wired World Of Sports is not the greatest comedy album of all time I'd like to know what is.
The "I did it on my computer" ad is just hillarious. Best fake ad of all time!