Security after letting Max Walker into the commentary box: "I'm sorry Mr.Benaud. I just turned my back for a bloody second and bang, he was past me like a flash. I called for him to stop, but he wouldn't, then me bloody gun jammed."
The entire Hansie Cronje and Mark Taylor sketch is just hillarious. I know it almost by heart
Hansie: Now what are the odds of that happening Mark? 100 to 1? 200 to 1?
Hansie: I bet you that's never happened to a crackcam cameraman before!
Hansie: I bet you that's never happened before. I'll bet you a thousand dollars that's never happened before.
Tubby: WellIdon'tthinkitwould'vehappened coscrackcam'sonlynew.
Hansie: Well that's probably right... Well I'll bet you a thousand dollars he gets it again today. Come on what are you, a thousand bucks says he gets it again today, there's a gorilla on the table now let's go! You bloody wuss!
Tony: Ikeepmyteethinajarbesidesthebed plays that one out towards point, they're going for a single here Wadayamean Wasi gonna have to hurry here the throw from Dean Jones hits the stumps and Wasi run out without scoring.
Bill: Of course he was run out without scoring Tony ya ******.
Tony: Well that's what I just said Bill, Wasi out you stupid ********.
Bill: Wadayamean Wasi out Tony, look at the ****en replay.
Tony: I don't need to see the bloody replay Bill I've already said Wasi out for a duck.