Favourite 12th man moment

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As an 11 y/o in 1987, I can't even fathom a guess at how many times that section of the tape got played and rewound over and over again, to the increasing mirth of my peers. I remember taking it on my year 7 camp and getting genuinely worried it'd wear out.

I'm from a similar era and yes, that tape copped a pounding.

I also love Bill's commentary of the Aus-SL where we're smashing the Lankans.
"Sri Lanka may be saved by the rain, but frankly they don't deserve it. They deserve to stay here and be thrashed"
<rain comes and the players go off>
"Yeah, piss off, run for cover you little bastards!"
 

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Tony Grieg: "He really has morstered the ort of forst bowling over the lorst year and a horf. He's his own hordest torskmorster. He never does anything horf horted"

Bill: "an inswinger here, an outswinger there, here a bouncer there a yorker, every ball a real corker. Young O'Donnell's had a ball ee-i ee-i oh"
 

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The cassette version of Wired World of Sports had a message at the end of side A about a censored version on the B side, "where the words (splice of every swear word on the tape + Mike Gibson farting) have been removed". Not very witty, but cracks me up every time.
Pisscocka****a**** :D
 
Resurrecting this great thread.

Love the part where Ian Chappell and Bill Lawry are talking about the English 'walking wounded' or 'spare parts' team and all the injuries.

Ian: Yes uh, that would look good in the pool room or behind the bar.

Bill: Ian, that would look good on the ****ing front door this one!
 
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Love Barry Sheene cheering on Mick Doohan (in his cockney accent) and then cracking the sads when he doesn't win (or fails to qualify in first... can't exactly remember).

Barry: "C'mon Mick! C'mon Mick! You can do it! Aww f*** it! F***!"

Ian Maurice: "Geez, tell us what you really think Baz!"
 
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Bill: I just wanted any tips about how I could get the captaincy job?

Richie: Bill I'll get straight to the point. You have a problem. And it's as plain as the nose on your face.

Bill: What is it?

Richie: It is the nose on your face.
Ahh no, no reduction.

Well a fair bit.

Well quite a bit really.

Ohh about 11 or 12cm.

Yes it is a mother.
 

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Chapelli: Righto AB, you want $100 on a heads?

AB: Yeah

Chapelli: Righto, I'll have $100 on a tail. What about you Javed?

Javed: I'll have $100 on a tail too

Cameraman: Psst Ian you're on

Chapelli: Oh right, thanks Richie. Javed if you'll do the honours, AB you can call

AB: Heads!

Chapelli: And...it's a ******* head.

Javed: Ah you lucky prick

Chapelli: Righto mate, what are you gonna do?

AB: We'll run this way I think Ian

Chapelli: Right so Alan Border has elected to run with the wind to the Paddington End, meaning Pakistan will have the kickoff. Back to you Rich.

Richie: Thank you Ian. We'll be back in just a few moments.....Pakistan are going to kick off? What ******* game are we playing? Has everyone gone completely mad?
 
just the 'yessssssss welcome back'

:rolleyes:
When he's warming up in the shower before Wired World of Sports.

Yessss, yessss, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, yessss, welcome back
 

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