Favourite quote!
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Confucious say
Fool man climb tree to get cheeries, wise man spread limbs
Man go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
JUBJUB eat your heart out
eheheh
Fool man climb tree to get cheeries, wise man spread limbs
Man go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
JUBJUB eat your heart out
eheheh
W
Woodsman
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kevin sheedy at about round 14, 2000
"we are a good chance to make the finals"
"we are a good chance to make the finals"
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you ? And where you should not. For my ally is the force....and a poweful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"
And my favourite,
"No. I am your father"
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you ? And where you should not. For my ally is the force....and a poweful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"
And my favourite,
"No. I am your father"
dan what about michael longs comment from the same day
"i live and die by the sword, and i live and die by the essendon football club"
was very emotional
or barnsy
"i want all you supporters to go home and have sex, because we are happy and you should be too, and if u cant get sex, just get really pissed"
"i live and die by the sword, and i live and die by the essendon football club"
was very emotional
or barnsy
"i want all you supporters to go home and have sex, because we are happy and you should be too, and if u cant get sex, just get really pissed"
D
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MIck Martyn of North to James Hird of Essendon during a show of strenght between Martin PIke and a few Essendon Players "what are you doing down here stupid" ?.
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My favourite was by Nathan Buckley when he said why he was leaving Brisbane -
"I want to play finals football,thats why I chose Collingwood "
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson
"I want to play finals football,thats why I chose Collingwood "
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
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"The grass is always greener on the other side - but that's because they use more manure."
Dunno who came up with it but it is Funny!!
Now for the wise ones.
"It is better to be different than to be better."
AND
"If you want better eyes, try to see the best in people."
Dunno who came up with it but it is Funny!!
Now for the wise ones.
"It is better to be different than to be better."
AND
"If you want better eyes, try to see the best in people."
Groucho
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If it wasn't for venetian blinds it'd be curtains for all of us!
"Bite off more than you can chew then chew like hell"
"a true friend stabs you in the front"
"a true friend stabs you in the front"
I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the king and queen moult no
feather.
I have of late,--but wherefore I know not,--lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so
heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the
air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why, it appears no other thing
to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in
action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."
and
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Poe
but im getting maudalin, so some fun ones that i like,
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit, no use being a damn fool about things. W.C.Fields
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. W.C.Fields
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! Groucho Marx
Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know. Groucho Marx
Sex between two people is a beatiful thing ... between five, it's fantastic. Woody Allen
Sex is dirty... only when it's done right. Woody Allen
feather.
I have of late,--but wherefore I know not,--lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so
heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the
air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why, it appears no other thing
to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving, how express and admirable! in
action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so."
and
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. Poe
but im getting maudalin, so some fun ones that i like,
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit, no use being a damn fool about things. W.C.Fields
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. W.C.Fields
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! Groucho Marx
Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know. Groucho Marx
Sex between two people is a beatiful thing ... between five, it's fantastic. Woody Allen
Sex is dirty... only when it's done right. Woody Allen
Grendel,
I loved the soliloquy.
I've got one by the same author, different play. The characters have been changed slightly to make it relevant.
Alf:
Fellow, I know thee.
JubJub:
What dost thou know me for?
Alf:
A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats;
A base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave;
A lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-servicable, finical rogue;
One trunk-inheriting slave;
One that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch:
One whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition.
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I loved the soliloquy.
I've got one by the same author, different play. The characters have been changed slightly to make it relevant.
Alf:
Fellow, I know thee.
JubJub:
What dost thou know me for?
Alf:
A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats;
A base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave;
A lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-servicable, finical rogue;
One trunk-inheriting slave;
One that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch:
One whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition.
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**floreat pica**
Warren.T
Rookie
My fav:
"If sex is a pain in the arse, try a different position."
"If sex is a pain in the arse, try a different position."
One of my favourite sayings was from the movie Apocypse Now - "You know the smell of Napalm in the morning. I love that smell..........It smells like..........victory."
I'll never forget the time when the cricket club i support one the Sydney first grade premiership about 10 years ago, and i stood up in our club rooms and said:
"You know the smell of beer in the back rooms. I love that smell.............it smells like..........victory."
and the hole club went beserk.
Another good one is, there is no amount of pain that can take away from success.
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I'll never forget the time when the cricket club i support one the Sydney first grade premiership about 10 years ago, and i stood up in our club rooms and said:
"You know the smell of beer in the back rooms. I love that smell.............it smells like..........victory."
and the hole club went beserk.
Another good one is, there is no amount of pain that can take away from success.
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For all your footballing needs be sure to visit my AFL web-site at http://www.geocities.com/eastsydney5/index.html
Alf, though im not a huge Shakeshpeare fan ive always loved Hamlet and Richard the third.
I did a search check on your quote to find out where it was from. Hmm King Lear. Been a long long time since ive seen it. Wasnt there a tv adaption with (i think) Ian Holm that was given a very good review. I missed it but im sure the ABC will run it again sometime.
Anyway along those lines, heres one for Dan,
There are more things in heaven and earth, Dan24,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You know what im referring too.
I did a search check on your quote to find out where it was from. Hmm King Lear. Been a long long time since ive seen it. Wasnt there a tv adaption with (i think) Ian Holm that was given a very good review. I missed it but im sure the ABC will run it again sometime.
Anyway along those lines, heres one for Dan,
There are more things in heaven and earth, Dan24,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
You know what im referring too.
Bloodstained Angel
Premiership Player
Heres a classic :
"People have often said to me that Football is a matter of life and death. Lets me say that this attitude really disappoints me, I can assure you that it is much, much more important than that"
- Bill Shankly, manager of Liverpool FC 1959-1981
and on a lighter note :
"reality is for people who can't handle drugs"
"People have often said to me that Football is a matter of life and death. Lets me say that this attitude really disappoints me, I can assure you that it is much, much more important than that"
- Bill Shankly, manager of Liverpool FC 1959-1981
and on a lighter note :
"reality is for people who can't handle drugs"
"Malcolm Blight & football are parting company."
"Is this a dagger I see before me, Handle toward my hand. Come let me clutch thee. I have thee not & yet I see thee still." The only Shakespear quote I can remember from Highschool.
"Is this a dagger I see before me, Handle toward my hand. Come let me clutch thee. I have thee not & yet I see thee still." The only Shakespear quote I can remember from Highschool.
