Favourite Seinfeld Quote

[Debaser]

George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.

Brilliant delivery on that line.

Also, from the same episode: Hennigan's!

 

[pinkus maximus]

My favourite George moment is when him and Kramer are stuck outside a bottle shop because Kramers car has been double parked.

A guy walks past the car and George walks up to him and starts having a go at him about it and than the guy says "back off puff ball its not my car" (George is wearing the big gortex jacket)George pauses for a moment and says "I wasnt talkin to you" the look on his face is pricless

 

[benny's buddy]

In one of the early episodes when George goes to Jerry's chiropractor and gets charged $75 for about two minutes work:

"What, am I seeing Sinatra in there?!?"

 

[Milenko]

Lloyd: Serenity now. Insanity later.

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Frank: You single-handedly brought Costanza and Son to the brink of bankruptcy.

George: Well what about all the Lloyd Braun sales?

Frank: He's crazy. His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.

Both GOLD!!!

 

[FIGJAM]

Jerry: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
Elaine: Oh come on.
Jerry: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh... shaving.
Elaine: Oh, that is such boloney. I shave my legs!
Kramer: Not everyday!!

 

[Ashley B]

One of my favourites is when Kramer is on Murphy Brown typing and when asked his name by Murphy Brown he says "Snell, Stephen Snell" then he goes back to typing hap hazardly and shoves a doughnut in his mouth very funny . I still use that name as an alias