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Igloo, how old is your brother?

Guess what? I'm having kebabs again tonight (this time from a fancy place in Brunswick). Nice, succulent, juicy, slightly greasy, but overly scrumptiously succulent lamb kebabs. I just love them so goddamn much. I don't know if it's the European in me, or if it's just the absolute godliness of them. BUT THEY ARE SO DARN YUMMEH!
 
******* oath. My brother has recently turned "vegetarian" (he still eats fish....) and has tried his preaching shit to me a few times. yesterday he said the McDonalds ad for the new lamb burger was false advertising because it didn't show a bunch of lambs in line ready to be slaughtered :rolleyes:. I had a fair go at him for it :p
Tell ur bro man up and have some meat
 
Igloo, how old is your brother?

Guess what? I'm having kebabs again tonight (this time from a fancy place in Brunswick). Nice, succulent, juicy, slightly greasy, but overly scrumptiously succulent lamb kebabs. I just love them so goddamn much. I don't know if it's the European in me, or if it's just the absolute godliness of them. BUT THEY ARE SO DARN YUMMEH!
24. Up until recently, he lived off a diet that heavily included meat, and was a regular visitor to Maccas.
I eat a lot of meat, and he's tried to talk to me about it a few times, but i just tell him to **** off now. Nothing worse than listening to that shit :p.
 

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Igloo, how old is your brother?

Guess what? I'm having kebabs again tonight (this time from a fancy place in Brunswick). Nice, succulent, juicy, slightly greasy, but overly scrumptiously succulent lamb kebabs. I just love them so goddamn much. I don't know if it's the European in me, or if it's just the absolute godliness of them. BUT THEY ARE SO DARN YUMMEH!
What Kebab place is this?
 
Pretty sure it's called Alasiya (spelling?)

Amaaaazing place.

Don't follow me.
When you go there tonight look around the store for someone staring at you.
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Vegetarians/vegans must be some of the most depressed people out there.. I mean, if they genuinely feel bad for all those 'poor' animals getting killed everyday for food, surely they see how futile their efforts are?

One of my good mates is a vego and me and my mates rip into him every chance we get, then ensuring we include as much meat as possible in our meals around him, etc.

Also have they seen how much meat waste supermarkets throw out? Significantly outweighs the meat they didnt buy/eat..

I'd need Miranda Kerr with a whole wad of cash by my side everyday for "support" to even consider giving up meat.
 
Igloo, how old is your brother?

Guess what? I'm having kebabs again tonight (this time from a fancy place in Brunswick). Nice, succulent, juicy, slightly greasy, but overly scrumptiously succulent lamb kebabs. I just love them so goddamn much. I don't know if it's the European in me, or if it's just the absolute godliness of them. BUT THEY ARE SO DARN YUMMEH!
Great, now I want a kebab.... :p
 
Diet is arbritary - Ripping on vegetarians is akin to being 17 and ripping on the kid who doesn't want to skull the beer bong or smoke a joint -

The reason vegos tend to preach too often because the meat culture is so overbearing that one feels compelled to do it -

I lasted 8 years as a vegetarian - I had my reasons - Lately I have been eating flesh again. But I would still rather hang out with a preaching vegetarian than a f*ckwit who gives shit to vegetarians (or those morons who try to say eating a celery is as cruel as slaughtering a cow)


But then again, I don't have a facebook (i.e, not a moron) so I don't have to see/read all the vegetarian/PETA stuff in my feed -Maybe you should do something about it and close your accounts -
 
Also have they seen how much meat waste supermarkets throw out? Significantly outweighs the meat they didnt buy/eat..

That's half the point why people go vegetarian in the first place - The whole industry is so wasteful that it is ridiculous to participate in it -

At the same time, it's this wastage that actually got me eating meat again - Nothing like some roast chicken that was salvaged from the dumpster -
 

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Diet is arbritary - Ripping on vegetarians is akin to being 17 and ripping on the kid who doesn't want to skull the beer bong or smoke a joint -

The reason vegos tend to preach too often because the meat culture is so overbearing that one feels compelled to do it -

I lasted 8 years as a vegetarian - I had my reasons - Lately I have been eating flesh again. But I would still rather hang out with a preaching vegetarian than a f*ckwit who gives shit to vegetarians (or those morons who try to say eating a celery is as cruel as slaughtering a cow)


But then again, I don't have a facebook (i.e, not a moron) so I don't have to see/read all the vegetarian/PETA stuff in my feed -Maybe you should do something about it and close your accounts -
I fail to understand how not having FB makes you superior to those that do. You seem to think you're on some pedestal. Got news for you. You aren't.
 
I fail to understand how not having FB makes you superior to those that do. You seem to think you're on some pedestal. Got news for you. You aren't.

There is no pedestal - I haven't said that I am better than anybody - Please find that quote -

If that is what you think I am saying with my anti-facebook rants, it reflects more on your own insecurities than it does about any self-gratifying narcissism on my part
 
There is no pedestal - I haven't said that I am better than anybody - Please find that quote -

If that is what you think I am saying with my anti-facebook rants, it reflects more on your own insecurities than it does about any self-gratifying narcissism on my part
You're clearly implying it by saying everyone who has FB is a moron.

I have no insecurities. FB is a great means of communication. But go ahead and continue hating on it.
 
We only got back today from our beautiful holiday together and I miss you already. Love you babe xox
A freind liked this. Cringeworthy

I have the complete opposite from one person.

"my hearts in the wrong place cos i just get ****ed over :/"

Later on, same day -

"chasing dead ends. frustrating as."

Same responses; "Are you alright?" "Cheer up bud :)" or "Hang in there mate" are the common replies.
 
I have the complete opposite from one person.

"my hearts in the wrong place cos i just get screwed over :/"

Later on, same day -

"chasing dead ends. frustrating as."

Same responses; "Are you alright?" "Cheer up bud :)" or "Hang in there mate" are the common replies.
It's a guy?
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I have the complete opposite from one person.

"my hearts in the wrong place cos i just get screwed over :/"

Later on, same day -

"chasing dead ends. frustrating as."

Same responses; "Are you alright?" "Cheer up bud :)" or "Hang in there mate" are the common replies.
Should have wrote - frustrating as what?
 
Wow that reminds me of a guy i actually had to defriend because his updates were so bad. He made 1/2 dozen a day and they were all 'down in the dumps' / 'poor me' because he'd obviously he'd just broken up with a girl.

Updates included...

"Life couldn't get much worse, does anyone else want to kick me while i'm down"

"I'd rather be fighting with you than sexing another girl"

"Come on sleep, come to pappa" (this needs to be put in context of the daily updates he made about how he doesn't get any sleep)

Awful.
 
Wow that reminds me of a guy i actually had to defriend because his updates were so bad. He made 1/2 dozen a day and they were all 'down in the dumps' / 'poor me' because he'd obviously he'd just broken up with a girl.

Updates included...

"Life couldn't get much worse, does anyone else want to kick me while i'm down"

"I'd rather be fighting with you than sexing another girl"

"Come on sleep, come to pappa" (this needs to be put in context of the daily updates he made about how he doesn't get any sleep)

Awful.
This guy hasn't even been in a relationship recently - this guy just whines and sobs! Those you just listed are so brutally painful though!!
 
This guy hasn't even been in a relationship recently - this guy just whines and sobs! Those you just listed are so brutally painful though!!

After i defacebooked him my brother kept sending me daily emails with a collection of his status updates. I will try and find his emails and post them. Seriously the ones i posted are just the tip of the ice-berg. They were so bad that even his friends used to post comments like "lifes tough sometimes, harden up" etc.
 

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