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"this boy........ Where do I start? This man right here is fantastic, he's everything I ever wanted, even if I am a complete little shit he puts up with me (sometimes blasting my ear off while doing so - but I do deserve it sometimes too!) I could trust him with my life, even after all the shit that has happened at beginnning of relationship (key word guys? BEGINNING) we are still going strong and the love we share grows stronger every day.

Nobody could break what we have now, and if anyone wants to try, GOOD LUCK TO THEM! We are the cutest couple, you know it so don't try to mess that up.

I love you James, and no matter how much we bicker I know that won't change. I hope you feel the same!!!

<3 <3 <3 I look forward the many years we have ahead babe <3 <3

*uploads photo of them kissing"

Transla.... Actually no that's just a big WHAT THE ****ING ****???? She is 19, he is 24. They've been together 4 months and argue on Facebook all the time. The funniest part? My friend had a fling with this James a few years back and has 3 messages from him on separate occasions over the past few months asking her if she wants to catch up for a quickie. Do we use these messages to shut this bitch up or let her live in fantasy world?
 

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Cruyff14 said:
Would be funny, but too harsh.
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I may be slightly sick, but I think the humour would outweigh the harsh nature of the act.
 
A Swallow said:
I may be slightly sick, but I think the humour would outweigh the harsh nature of the act.
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You'd ruin her life though lol, and he would be fuming, but then again, he could just go **** another girl lol
 
Will be just as entertaining to wait for the inevitable breakup and resulting fallout.
 
Drakescoffeecake said:
"this boy........ Where do I start? This man right here is fantastic, he's everything I ever wanted, even if I am a complete little shit he puts up with me (sometimes blasting my ear off while doing so - but I do deserve it sometimes too!) I could trust him with my life, even after all the shit that has happened at beginnning of relationship (key word guys? BEGINNING) we are still going strong and the love we share grows stronger every day.

Nobody could break what we have now, and if anyone wants to try, GOOD LUCK TO THEM! We are the cutest couple, you know it so don't try to mess that up.

I love you James, and no matter how much we bicker I know that won't change. I hope you feel the same!!!

<3 <3 <3 I look forward the many years we have ahead babe <3 <3

*uploads photo of them kissing"

Transla.... Actually no that's just a big WHAT THE ******* ****???? She is 19, he is 24. They've been together 4 months and argue on Facebook all the time. The funniest part? My friend had a fling with this James a few years back and has 3 messages from him on separate occasions over the past few months asking her if she wants to catch up for a quickie. Do we use these messages to shut this bitch up or let her live in fantasy world?
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It's almost as if she's looking forward to ending up on the receiving end of a bit of domestic violence.
 
Drakescoffeecake said:
Nobody could break what we have now, and if anyone wants to try, GOOD LUCK TO THEM! We are the cutest couple, you know it so don't try to mess that up.



Do we use these messages to shut this bitch up or let her live in fantasy world?
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Set him up cheaters style and film it on camera. Upload to bigfooty.
 
Cruyff14 said:
You'd ruin her life though lol, and he would be fuming, but then again, he could just go **** another girl lol
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Yeah, but at least she seems dedicated to him (in an over-attached girlfriend kind of way). He is no doubt f*cking other people already.
 
She's 19, there's an outside chance she'll grow up. Having said that, I have 17 year olds on my facebook who never post that kind of stuff.
 
19 year old (male!) strikes again with this gem

'The one thing that helps me sleep isn't here with me tonight :( won't be able to sleep tonight' followed by a host of replies along the lines of <3

Translation = dumb kid
 

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moses said:
19 year old (male!) strikes again with this gem

'The one thing that helps me sleep isn't here with me tonight :( won't be able to sleep tonight' followed by a host of replies along the lines of <3

Translation = dumb kid
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primed for a 'use your hand instead'.
 
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iGNITER said:
Has to be a chick... Or a gay bloke.
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I am tipping gay bloke/complete flog.

If it was a chick and she said she is not leaving her knees untill you told her you loved yourself.. you would tell her there are plenty of things she could do whilst on her knees that would help you love yourself.
 
I bleed Blue said:
I am tipping gay bloke/complete flog.

If it was a chick and she said she is not leaving her knees untill you told her you loved yourself.. you would tell her there are plenty of things she could do whilst on her knees that would help you love yourself.
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The bolded is a given.
 
19 year old strikes again - dumped by GF this time

'Losing the one thing u never thought u would kills :'('
 
Cap said:
I have a bi polar friend who will update shit like

"what don't you love me" then "why do people treat me as a door mat" then within 20 miinutes " I'm having a <insert product sold at parties"> party who wants to come!"

within 2 days the party is cancelled because it is too hard.
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You literally just described a week in the facebook life of my sister haha, it shits me to tears
 

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