FB statuses decoded.

[radiojake]

Did you just post this to tell us you don't have FB?

no I posted it because I am unsure of the utility of putting # in front of everything -

 

[A Swallow]

On twitter and a few other social networking websites, the hash tag links whatever you've posted it on to any other post on the site with the same hash tag. If you hash tag something and someone searches for that word, it will show up in their search results.

 

[radiojake]

thanks for your reply

that makes more sense now

 

[checkraiseulite]

I posted this on Valentine's Day:



Valentine's Day Survival Kit:

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subtle 'look at me girls i play the guitar' brag?

 

[A Swallow]

subtle 'look at me girls i play the guitar' brag?

Everyone on my Facebook knows I'm a muso. But yes.

 

[checkraiseulite]

Everyone on my Facebook knows I'm a muso. But yes.

you've got to play to your strengths. bishes definitely love that chit.

 

[wce4premiership]

I posted about being alone on Valentines Day. But, it's okay, I'm funny.

As did I. Got more likes than any of those shitty flower pictures.

 

[The_Reaper]

having been awake for just over 38 hours, words cannot express how excited I am to be going to bed now.


Some bloke on facebook posted this.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

having been awake for just over 38 hours, words cannot express how excited I am to be going to bed now.


Some bloke on facebook posted this.

Why did he stay awake for so long?

Was he trying to break a Guinness World Record or was he attention seeking?

 

[The_Reaper]

Why did he stay awake for so long?

Was he trying to break a Guinness World Record or was he attention seeking?

The fact that he posted on FB suggests the second.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

The fact that he posted on FB suggests the second.

God blimey. .

 

[wce4premiership]

Crack?

 

[Smoooothy]

is anyone else getting rather pissed at the recent influx of screenshots of the game 4 pics 1 word?

 

[monty1104]

is anyone else getting rather pissed at the recent influx of screenshots of the game 4 pics 1 word?

Yes. Though the game is addictive.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Why did he stay awake for so long?

Was he trying to break a Guinness World Record or was he attention seeking?

Pretty sure the world record is like 12 days or something. Keith Richards claims to have once done nine days. 38 hours is a pretty pathetic effort if so. It’s like one night without sleep. Who hasn’t done that?

 

[Lensen]

is anyone else getting rather pissed at the recent influx of screenshots of the game 4 pics 1 word?

there's one particular person on mine that puts up 5+ a day. i try and reply saying i don't know or i don't want to say, but in a way that cleverly uses the answer. for instance, one answer was "sole" and i used "this is easy, but i won't say as this is a sole player game".

this is typically followed by "oh come on just tell me", at which point I lol and my work is done

 

[Cruyff14]

there's one particular person on mine that puts up 5+ a day. i try and reply saying i don't know or i don't want to say, but in a way that cleverly uses the answer. for instance, one answer was "sole" and i used "this is easy, but i won't say as this is a sole player game".

this is typically followed by "oh come on just tell me", at which point I lol and my work is done

I troll them with words I make from the available letters that have absolutely no chance of being the word.

 

[wce4premiership]

I put the mouse over their name, then click the 'show in news feed' option, therefore removing them until I see fit to put them back.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

From unemployed fat shit:

"sooo many amazing opportunities in the works!! Personally and professionally! Hmmm decisions decisions ...."

Someone else: ooh don't leave us hanging! Share please

"sorry, can't say anything!"

...Well STFU and piss off then you attention whore! Christ people annoy me.

 

[ilovethelegs]

is anyone else getting rather pissed at the recent influx of screenshots of the game 4 pics 1 word?

Not as much as the 'Win a free iPhone if you share this status' crap. I swear I see 20 people a day sharing this shit. Are people really that stupid?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Not as much as the 'Win a free iPhone if you share this status' crap. I swear I see 20 people a day sharing this shit. Are people really that stupid?

hey when i get my 50 iphones delivered to my door as promised, you are gunna look stupid!!!

 

[mojito]

is anyone else getting rather pissed at the recent influx of screenshots of the game 4 pics 1 word?

Yes!

Actually got as bad as having friends message me asking for help. ****s sake...

 

[Smoooothy]

Not as much as the 'Win a free iPhone if you share this status' crap. I swear I see 20 people a day sharing this shit. Are people really that stupid?

yes. yes they are

 

[dbcrow]

Why do people think that Bunnings are going to give you a $500 gift card on Facebook?

People are idiots.

 

[ioppolo]

Why do people think that Bunnings are going to give you a $500 gift card on Facebook?

People are idiots.

Haha I had a customer ask me about this yesterday. When I told them I had no idea what it was and that it's more than likely a scam, they said I was a useless juvenile. I'm 18 now thanks mate.