FB statuses decoded.

[Stratton_Gun]

Where do I start?

 

[Djcjdees]

crazy!

Dwayne Russell thread

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Where do I start?

With some spelling lessons.

 

[Hodge is God]

With some spelling lessons.

But I always worry about what I loose?

 

[Marklar_33]

But I always worry about what I loose?

If you don't tighten things up, they go missing

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Loosers.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Where do I start?

Not sure. I was thinking bowels, but spelling doesn't fit that either.
And if your bowels are "too loose", you probably should worry about them.

 

[Igloo]

This is fantastic.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

This is fantastic.

Your mate?

 

[Igloo]

Your mate?

www.lamebook.com

 

[moses]

This is fantastic.

Hahaha some people should not be allowed to breed!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

www.lamebook.com

Thank god I was about to suggest to unfriend them

 

[raven echo]

Lol I love the two dickish responses to her bleach question

 

[Poseidon]

 

[nicky]

oh my god....

 

[Maxwell110]

So the whole Harlem Shake thing is dying down (in my news feed at least) but now it's being replaced by this screaming goat thing. I do not see how a screaming goat can interest people so much

 

[The Speaker]

So the whole Harlem Shake thing is dying down (in my news feed at least) but now it's being replaced by this screaming goat thing. I do not see how a screaming goat can interest people so much

tbf the first one was actually pretty funny. Problem is that everyone feels the need to bankwagon on something funny.

 

[Stinga]

Where do I start?

Spelling mistake aside, these types of posts are filling my feed every day, including ones people just copy and paste into their status to make it sound like an original thought. Just reeks of insecurity to me. Are they trying to motivate themselves or their FB friend list?

 

[Cruyff14]

tbf the first one was actually pretty funny. Problem is that everyone feels the need to bankwagon on something funny.

What is this bankwagon you speak of?

 

[The Speaker]

What is this bankwagon you speak of?

The liking of banks' Facebook pages that was talked about earlier.

 

[NSWCROW]

So the whole Harlem Shake thing is dying down (in my news feed at least) but now it's being replaced by this screaming goat thing.

 

[A Swallow]

Just came across the gayest thing I have ever seen on the Internet. I'm in a state of shock.

This is by a bloke today:

"Happy 2 months to this girl. I couldn't think of anyone else better in this world to spend this much time with, to hold my hand and to love. She is my sunshine, my moonlight and everything else in between. She is my world .

She is the reason I wake up smiling, go to bed smiling, and every second of the day and night in between that. She is the first thing I think about in the morning, and the last thing I think about before bed. I love you so much. <3 <3 <3."

I am sorry for anyone's day I've just ruined. This is truly baffling.

 

[Kyptastic]

Just came across the gayest thing I have ever seen on the Internet. I'm in a state of shock.

This is by a bloke today:

"Happy 2 months to this girl. I couldn't think of anyone else better in this world to spend this much time with, to hold my hand and to love. She is my sunshine, my moonlight and everything else in between. She is my world .

She is the reason I wake up smiling, go to bed smiling, and every second of the day and night in between that. She is the first thing I think about in the morning, and the last thing I think about before bed. I love you so much. <3 <3 <3."

I am sorry for anyone's day I've just ruined. This is truly baffling.

I give them 2 weeks.

 

[Sam Mitchell 5]

Just came across the gayest thing I have ever seen on the Internet. I'm in a state of shock.

This is by a bloke today:

"Happy 2 months to this girl. I couldn't think of anyone else better in this world to spend this much time with, to hold my hand and to love. She is my sunshine, my moonlight and everything else in between. She is my world .

She is the reason I wake up smiling, go to bed smiling, and every second of the day and night in between that. She is the first thing I think about in the morning, and the last thing I think about before bed. I love you so much. <3 <3 <3."

I am sorry for anyone's day I've just ruined. This is truly baffling.

LOL, 100% he's planned their future together already!

 

[A Swallow]

LOL, 100% he's planned their future together already!

Yeah well two months in you'd want to have babies names, which neighborhood you'll raise the kids in & a location booked for the wedding pretty well sorted.