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Gingy said:
I de-friend anyone who uploads a photo of a plate of food they have just cooked or ordered. One of my bogan rellies uploaded a pic of a chicken parma, chips and salad yesterday. o_O Suffice to say they are dead to me now.
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I know a girl who will upload a picture of LITERALLY every plate she has when she goes out to lunch, which is almost everyday. I don't understand what's wrong with people when I see a status like "omg look at mah yummeh prawnz sooo gud!!!" getting 20+ likes. If it wasn't the missus of my best mate I'd have dropped her long ago.

What's even more concerning is that these people are early/mid 20's and still act like this.

Have another mate who updates FB everytime he mows the lawn, which attracts copious likes. We're dishing out accolades to people doing the most trivial and menial of activities and it shits me no end.
 
riteo said:
I know a girl who will upload a picture of LITERALLY every plate she has when she goes out to lunch, which is almost everyday. I don't understand what's wrong with people when I see a status like "omg look at mah yummeh prawnz sooo gud!!!" getting 20+ likes. If it wasn't the missus of my best mate I'd have dropped her long ago.

What's even more concerning is that these people are early/mid 20's and still act like this.

Have another mate who updates FB everytime he mows the lawn, which attracts copious likes. We're dishing out accolades to people doing the most trivial and menial of activities and it shits me no end.
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LOL I purchased a new lawn mover last week and cut the lawns really short and neat (for a change) I even momentarily stopped to admire the new beast and the result of my awesome lawn mover pushing prowess once I'd completed the task. Alas it never occured to me to upload a pic of the fruits of my labour for universal interweb praise and admiration... FMLML.

Another FB gripe I have is with my 17 year old niece who constantly posts slutty poser pics, usually wearing denim diapers and other trashy attire, then seeing that some of my mates (most of whom are 35-40+) have clicked the like button. I've suggested to her that perhaps she should set her profile to private because my mates are blue hoodie wearing pervs but she just mocks my concerns with the standard haha or lolz reply.
 
"Marry me/have my babies *insert name of attractive celebrity*!"

"I'm easy"

I know this one shouldn't always be taken seriously, but **** it, it gets on my nerves.

I like to think about the standards some women have to want to marry, conceive children with and grow old with someone they have NEVER met. Maybe watched them in a movie or two, but never talked to. This celebrity could be hitting his partner, this celebrity could be stealing from the poor, this celebrity could absolutely hate his fans.

But you would commit to him for the rest of your days if given the chance. Good luck with that fantasy. If that ever did eventuate, just remember he isn't going to be pretty forever.
 

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riteo said:
The ****...?

Out of interest do you remember what anime it was? :p
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nay dont watch anime so wouldnt know. but its like you want to flykick him everytime he writes one of those sad statuses. ive spoken to him about it before in a nice way but he is thick as batshit
 
riteo said:
I know a girl who will upload a picture of LITERALLY every plate she has when she goes out to lunch, which is almost everyday. I don't understand what's wrong with people when I see a status like "omg look at mah yummeh prawnz sooo gud!!!" getting 20+ likes. If it wasn't the missus of my best mate I'd have dropped her long ago.

What's even more concerning is that these people are early/mid 20's and still act like this.
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A lot of these people who do this sort of thing have an eating disorder of some description, by posting photos of what they don't eat they are validating their problem. Not saying this is the case for everyone, but a mate of mine is psychiatrist, and she tells me that this quite common behaviour for those with eating disorders.
 
Mr_Smooth said:
you only live once

jesus, don't you know anything..... :rolleyes: :p
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I like the new wave of people using YOLO literally and responsibly. "Going out bike riding, putting on a bright shirt and a helmet. YOLO."
 
Actual status: Booooooooaaaaaaaaaerrrddsszzzzz, like my DP for a rate!

Decoded: I want likes on my profile picture and I'm happy to write 9 on everyone's wall to get that.
 
Hap Hapablap said:
"i was up all night watching anime and this "insert anime name" here made me so depressed i cried to sleep at night." thank god mum and dad were there to comfort me while i cried"

my second cousin. who is 22, crying and wailing over a ****en anime that made him depressed. blocked and deleted the emo bitch. he has had far worse than that. dont know how he is even related to me.
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The fact that the said second cousins is a 22 year old man makes it so much worse.
 
muttweed said:
"Marry me/have my babies *insert name of attractive celebrity*!"

"I'm easy"

I know this one shouldn't always be taken seriously, but **** it, it gets on my nerves.

I like to think about the standards some women have to want to marry, conceive children with and grow old with someone they have NEVER met. Maybe watched them in a movie or two, but never talked to. This celebrity could be hitting his partner, this celebrity could be stealing from the poor, this celebrity could absolutely hate his fans.

But you would commit to him for the rest of your days if given the chance. Good luck with that fantasy. If that ever did eventuate, just remember he isn't going to be pretty forever.
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If Emma Watson married me I could handle her hitting me. In fact I'd insist on it.
 

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Every now and then I see a status saying "Someone have a huge Project X style part, I'll love you forever".

1. If they are not your life partner, you should not love them forever.
2. If I did happen to throw one, where would I get a gnome full of ecstasy, two ninja security guards, a guy that is willing to set a whole neighborhood on fire or 2000+ hot babes?
3. If you want a bloody "Project X" party so bad then throw one your bloody self!!
 
WeNeverTanked! said:
Every now and then I see a status saying "Someone have a huge Project X style part, I'll love you forever".

1. If they are not your life partner, you should not love them forever.
2. If I did happen to throw one, where would I get a gnome full of ecstasy, two ninja security guards, a guy that is willing to set a whole neighborhood on fire or 2000+ hot babes?
3. If you want a bloody "Project X" party so bad then throw one your bloody self!!
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How old are these people? 14
 
riteo said:
I know a girl who will upload a picture of LITERALLY every plate she has when she goes out to lunch, which is almost everyday. I don't understand what's wrong with people when I see a status like "omg look at mah yummeh prawnz sooo gud!!!" getting 20+ likes. If it wasn't the missus of my best mate I'd have dropped her long ago.

What's even more concerning is that these people are early/mid 20's and still act like this.

Have another mate who updates FB everytime he mows the lawn, which attracts copious likes. We're dishing out accolades to people doing the most trivial and menial of activities and it shits me no end.
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I just took a sip of my rum and coke - u jelly?
 
Gingy said:
LOL I purchased a new lawn mover last week and cut the lawns really short and neat (for a change) I even momentarily stopped to admire the new beast and the result of my awesome lawn mover pushing prowess once I'd completed the task. Alas it never occured to me to upload a pic of the fruits of my labour for universal interweb praise and admiration... FMLML.

Another FB gripe I have is with my 17 year old niece who constantly posts slutty poser pics, usually wearing denim diapers and other trashy attire, then seeing that some of my mates (most of whom are 35-40+) have clicked the like button. I've suggested to her that perhaps she should set her profile to private because my mates are blue hoodie wearing pervs but she just mocks my concerns with the standard haha or lolz reply.
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So....link?
 

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