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Yeah Mila Kunis is stunning, except when she talks.

Cannot remove image of Meg Griffin from my head.

Whenever I see her I think of this guy.

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It sickens me that he was plowing her for so long.
 
Yeah Mila Kunis is stunning, except when she talks.

Cannot remove image of Meg Griffin from my head.
Lucky I was into That 70's show first so when I think of her I think of Jackie Burqhart. Plus there is one scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshalll which is hot. What do you care what she looks like though? She's a girl :p
 
Lucky I was into That 70's show first so when I think of her I think of Jackie Burqhart. Plus there is one scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshalll which is hot. What do you care what she looks like though? She's a girl :p
Ah watched that today. She was such a bitch on that show.

I think you men do it differently. I have never seen a man look at a random guy or celebrity and assess his looks, that is unless he is a favourite with the women. Plus it's just plain weird. If you're out and say to your friend "Whoa that guy's handsome", your friendship will never be the same.

Whereas for girls...at something as simple as the movies, you can hear girls cooing "she's so pretty" or "that bitch don't deserve no Channing Tatum". I know I did when I watched Magic Mike.
 
Hahahah, right.

I don't get the obsession with Emma Watson. She's like a 7. If I were a guy it'd be Jessica Alba or Cheryl Cole :thumbsu:

Jessica Alba would have to be the most over rated woman in the world. Give me Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Kirsten Bell or Jessica Biel any day.
 
Lucky I was into That 70's show first so when I think of her I think of Jackie Burqhart. Plus there is one scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshalll which is hot. What do you care what she looks like though? She's a girl :p
Wasn't Mila Kunis like 14 when she started on That 70's Show? So it's almost as bad as Emma Watson being 10 :p
But yeah, she's great. Ukranian women are my favourites.
 

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Wasn't Mila Kunis like 14 when she started on That 70's Show? So it's almost as bad as Emma Watson being 10 :p
But yeah, she's great. Ukranian women are my favourites.
"In 1998, Kunis was cast as Jackie Burkhart in the Fox sitcom That '70s Show. All who auditioned were required to be at least 18 years old; Kunis, who was 14 at the time, told the casting directors she would be 18 but did not say when. Though they eventually figured it out, the producers still thought Kunis was the best fit for the role.[10][18] That '70s Show ran for eight seasons.[27] She won two consecutive Young Star Awards as Best Young Actress in a Comedy TV Series in 1999 and 2000 for her performances.[28]"

Yeh the show started a few days before her 15th birthday but you'd never know. She's hot.
 
"Like" for a tbh. Then they make a video that incorporates everyone who liked the status. Every girl is nice and pretty while every guy is cute and funny (if a girl makes the video). Very tempted to troll but don't want an army of 15's coming at me with a virtual pitchfork. Plus some of the people who make it are actually good people in real life.
 
"Like" for a tbh. Then they make a video that incorporates everyone who liked the status. Every girl is nice and pretty while every guy is cute and funny (if a girl makes the video). Very tempted to troll but don't want an army of 15's coming at me with a virtual pitchfork. Plus some of the people who make it are actually good people in real life.
Next time you see it, do it and screenshot it for us :thumbsu:
 

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I will admit it is tempting but the people I know are actually decent in person but they post the most stupid shit on FB. One guy who I play sport with is 16 (nearly 17 I think) and plays footy, tennis and all sports that I like pretty much and is a good bloke but does the most stupid shit on FB. I see he likes stuff like "Like if you want this boy to stop starving" and also occasionally does stuff like "Like" for tbh. WTF are are u doing man.
 
When someone does a like my status for a like thing, and posts on the other people's walls

"Like: um ur hot 'n' u got swag".

What the actual **** is a swag? Is it some sort of weapon? Drug?
 
Dear boyfriend ya amazing yhu mean the world to me I dunno what I would do if I lost ya ! we ave Been qoinn out fohh 11 months and we have tha most amazingest beautifullst daughter out we went out foah ages last year and I wish we never broke up deb ! I larv m'baby boy to tha moon and back
yous qurls are amazing in every single way use mean tha world to me yous have always Been there for me I dunno what I would do if I lost use yous are m'main qurls ! use have always been there foah me and I knoee use will always have m'back & I will always have urs larv use qurls !

Both from the same person in less than five minutes. I'd decode for you but unfortunately I only speak English.
 

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