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Surely the best response to this would be someone who’d seen the film quickly replying with the ending or plot twist... “don’t worry, so-and-so winds up getting killed... there you go, you can go to the toilet now. Enjoy!”
Did that with the new twilight, she was not happy.
 
Not decoded but my brain exploded a minute ago

Stupid woman: Off to the docters :(
Me: Spelling isn't your strong point is it?
Stupid woman: what? oh I left out the ' oops
Me: what? no doctor is spelt with an O not an E
Stupid woman: no it isnt
Me: Ok
You should have really confused her pointing out that a possessive apostrophe was extraneous in that instance.

EDIT actually no it wasn't, but it would have confused her anyway.
 

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I reeeeeaaally REALLY hate the cheesy photo captions that go like

"Britney Alfalfa Thomas, born 5th of June 1994, is my bestest friend and the most amazing girl. She's always there for me when I cry, she's there for me when I struggle and I know that she always will be there for me. I remember when we were at year 5 camp and she put gum in my hair LOLOLOL, and at year 10 camp when we had a major waterfight! So many memories, one special girl! I love you Brit!"

Nobody gives a rats arse!
 
I reeeeeaaally REALLY hate the cheesy photo captions that go like

"Britney Alfalfa Thomas, born 5th of June 1994, is my bestest friend and the most amazing girl. She's always there for me when I cry, she's there for me when I struggle and I know that she always will be there for me. I remember when we were at year 5 camp and she put gum in my hair LOLOLOL, and at year 10 camp when we had a major waterfight! So many memories, one special girl! I love you Brit!"

Nobody gives a rats arse!
Sickening
 
Slightly unfacebook related but relative all the same, I have someone who is a friend on my instagram and we get a photo of her kid every day.
 
I reeeeeaaally REALLY hate the cheesy photo captions that go like

"Britney Alfalfa Thomas, born 5th of June 1994, is my bestest friend and the most amazing girl. She's always there for me when I cry, she's there for me when I struggle and I know that she always will be there for me. I remember when we were at year 5 camp and she put gum in my hair LOLOLOL, and at year 10 camp when we had a major waterfight! So many memories, one special girl! I love you Brit!"

Nobody gives a rats arse!
your mate
 
The simple 'Over it' Thought it was restricted to females, but one of my team mates, only early 20s, put it on his status on Tuesday, when he didn't turn up for training. Cue the boys at the pub dest-ROYING his status with upwards of 200 comments tearing meaty chunks off him. He deletes said status, only for the boys to do a quick message around to spam his page to pieces. Funny, didn't show up to training last night either, it was discussed by the same blokes to go even harder on him. His missus (Who I assume the 'Over it' was directed at) even joined in on the fun! Good egg.

And the 'I miss America soooo much' from a female friend.
'First train ride since I rode the NY subway'
The sun seems less bright in Sydney than Vegas sad face

She is hot, I've been there, but blocked from my Newsfeed for ruining my Simpsons related posts from other real friends.
 
I think facebook should have a feature whereby if your relationship status goes from 'in a relationship' to 'single' you are prevented from posting status updates for a decent period of time.

I think Facebook should have a feature whereby if you're a complete idiot with the IQ of a donkey's arse you are prevented from posting status updates forever.
 

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I don't use Facebook but it seems from these threads that you shouldn't talk about your kids, friends, holidays or feelings. What do you use it for? Just invites and photos?

Talk about any thing you freaking want, but don't post about them in excess, or just plain things that no one would give a shit about.
 
The simple 'Over it' Thought it was restricted to females, but one of my team mates, only early 20s, put it on his status on Tuesday, when he didn't turn up for training. Cue the boys at the pub dest-ROYING his status with upwards of 200 comments tearing meaty chunks off him. He deletes said status, only for the boys to do a quick message around to spam his page to pieces. Funny, didn't show up to training last night either, it was discussed by the same blokes to go even harder on him. His missus (Who I assume the 'Over it' was directed at) even joined in on the fun! Good egg.

And the 'I miss America soooo much' from a female friend.
'First train ride since I rode the NY subway'
The sun seems less bright in Sydney than Vegas sad face

She is hot, I've been there, but blocked from my Newsfeed for ruining my Simpsons related posts from other real friends.

Awesome mates. Gonna be hilarious is he's having real dramas and none of his "mates" care beyond "dest-ROYING" him.
 
These aren't "decoding" status but every second update today is going to about ****ing stereos (I'm not sure if other cities get it but it's a music festival dedicated to techno/house). I feel that I'm the only one that doesn't give two shits about it.
 
These aren't "decoding" status but every second update today is going to about ******* stereos (I'm not sure if other cities get it but it's a music festival dedicated to techno/house). I feel that I'm the only one that doesn't give two shits about it.
I'd never heard of it (even though I have a whole heap of mates who love that beeping bullshit), but don't worry, now that I have I don't give a shit either :thumbsu:
 

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Just on my newsfeed...

"If your going to voice you're opinion, at least be educated enough to back up you're opinion!"

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