FB statuses decoded.

[porksy]

Vegetarians that constantly talk about their anti-meat antics on FB...seriously they preach their stuff more than atheists!

I had a quick 10 minute browse through my vego friend's wall...it had me cringeing more than I would in a half hour visit to the Awkward Flirting Stories thread.

Bigfooty if you please

I had a lamb kebab for dinner. I enjoyed it immensely.

 

[moses]

Vegetarians that constantly talk about their anti-meat antics on FB...seriously they preach their stuff more than atheists!

I had a quick 10 minute browse through my vego friend's wall...it had me cringeing more than I would in a half hour visit to the Awkward Flirting Stories thread.

Bigfooty if you please

I had a lamb kebab for dinner. I enjoyed it immensely.

Thank you for showing me the errors of my ways Facebook, I'll never eat meat again......;-)

 

[Marklar_33]

Lol, Porksy

 

[Marklar_33]

What's more funny about these people that ask is that they're dead serious.

I played for years! Maybe it's just me but I love checking out fit chicks and having them rubbing you up

Oh, I'm shit at basketball!

 

[radiojake]

So all you twats are bagging out morons who use facebook without realising that anyone who has facebook is a moron, regardless of how they use it...

Interesting

 

[Marklar_33]

I'm a moron

 

[nicky]

So all you twats are bagging out morons who use facebook without realising that anyone who has facebook is a moron, regardless of how they use it...

Interesting

Luckily you're better than everyone else and can let us know, thanks.

 

[radiojake]

No problem -

Successful public service announcement

 

[Marklar_33]

I've often found people who make sweeping stereotypes to be low of IQ...but what do I know?

 

[nicky]

it's also an indication that they suffer from low self esteem.

 

[Andre]

I've often found people who make sweeping stereotypes to be low of IQ...but what do I know?

 

[Igloo]

Just casually looking at the profile of a guy I know, and one of his pictures is fantastic. It's a screenshot of a status some girl made that he commented on.


Girl: Could anybody possibly get me half a gram in Whitt?
Guy: Yeah give (phone number of Geelong police station) a call
Girl: Serious?
Girl: **** you campaigner

 

[Smoooothy]

Just casually looking at the profile of a guy I know, and one of his pictures is fantastic. It's a screenshot of a status some girl made that he commented on.


Girl: Could anybody possibly get me half a gram in Whitt?
Guy: Yeah give (phone number of Geelong police station) a call
Girl: Serious?
Girl: **** you silly

Well played

 

[moses]

From 19 year old bloke, I have previously mentioned in this thread

"You talk shit about her behind her back and have no balls to say anything to me well how about if u don't like who I'm with then F@#K OFF or see me about it stop tryin to ruin everything for her"

Clearly this bloke doesn't see the irony in his post.

 

[radiojake]

I've often found people who make sweeping stereotypes to be low of IQ...but what do I know?

I have no idea, I have never met you - It's odd that you are asking a rhetorical question as a means to ascertain what knowledge you currently possess.

 

[Andre]

I have no idea, I have never met you - It's odd that you are asking a rhetorical question as a means to ascertain what knowledge you currently possess.

Nah, it's amusing he makes a sweeping stereotype that those making sweeping stereotypes are stupid, then asks us all is he stupid. The answer is obviously yes

 

[raskolnikov]

Someone told me today that they heard on the radio that people who don't have a Facebook account are more likely to be sociopaths as it may indicate a lack of friends.

 

[Super Hans]

There was a massive deal about a 13 year old girl that got pregnant down here. When she was giving birth she was updating her status and then uploaded a photo of the baby on her straight after birth. I mean what the ****.

And she has pics of the father doing drugs with the baby in the photo, generations ****ed.

 

[Marklar_33]

Nah, it's amusing he makes a sweeping stereotype that those making sweeping stereotypes are stupid, then asks us all is he stupid. The answer is obviously yes

Stop! My pea-brain can handle no more!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I'm a state champion at netball. Come at me

 

[Cruyff14]

I'm a state champion at netball. Come at me

Woman

 

[Stratton_Gun]

How do you know if someone is vegetarian/vegan?

Dw they'll ket you know about it

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Woman

My highest achievement despite playing 5 games or so in my life

 

[Igloo]

How do you know if someone is vegetarian/vegan?

Dw they'll ket you know about it

****ing oath. My brother has recently turned "vegetarian" (he still eats fish....) and has tried his preaching shit to me a few times. yesterday he said the McDonalds ad for the new lamb burger was false advertising because it didn't show a bunch of lambs in line ready to be slaughtered . I had a fair go at him for it

 

[RoosterLad]

He has no problem with the slaughtering of innocent celery then I take it?