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These are the last 10 status' from a guy on my facebook.

"I don't get how some people can f*** you over so bad and still maintain that they 'care' yeah get f*****"
"Hate when people do things deliberately to piss you off"
"like for an inbox"
"People that only talk to you when it suits them best.."
"like for an inbox"
"Hate lying awake at night wishing things were so different"
"Boobs"
"I cannot understand how people can do such horrible things and simply not give a single f***"
"Like this if you're awake"
"Like for a tbh"
The Hell?
 

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Had a girl on Friday who has since deleted me cos I barred her.


Her status was "Federer is shit", and I'm like, yep 17 grand slams, shit, shes like its my opinion, I'm like you cant be the greatetest of all time and be shit. She then states again, with anger rising, IT'S MY OPINION WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND? So then I said something which I knew would wreck her and expose her lack of brains I said - people don't understand opinion can be wrong. It's like saying Ethiopia is a more livable country than Australia, might be my opinion but it's wrong.

Then shes like i can say what i want it's my opinion, you're fvcked blah blah, then I can't remember what I said, then she said something about not being caring and I said for someone who doesnt care you're getting pretty angry. Then she called me a loser and I just said umad?

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Cruyff14 said:
Had a girl on Friday who has since deleted me cos I barred her.


Her status was "Federer is shit", and I'm like, yep 17 grand slams, shit, shes like its my opinion, I'm like you cant be the greatetest of all time and be shit. She then states again, with anger rising, IT'S MY OPINION WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND? So then I said something which I knew would wreck her and expose her lack of brains I said - people don't understand opinion can be wrong. It's like saying Ethiopia is a more livable country than Australia, might be my opinion but it's wrong.

Then shes like i can say what i want it's my opinion, you're fvcked blah blah, then I can't remember what I said, then she said something about not being caring and I said for someone who doesnt care you're getting pretty angry. Then she called me a loser and I just said umad?

Cruyff 1
Dumb Bitches 0
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how do u know this girl?
good friends, accquaintance etc etc?
 
Cruyff14 said:
Then shes like i can say what i want it's my opinion
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Uggggggh I can't stand this.

Somewhere during the course of your childhood, somebody will tell you that 'everybody is entitled to their opinion' and from that day on there is a large portion of people that will take that as a licence to spout shit without any rational thought. Not every single topic in the world is a matter of opinion, such as the one you discussed with dumb bitch. If you think Federer is a knob bloke then that's your opinion, if you think he's shit at tennis then you need to be sent to an Al Qaeda training camp as the toilet scrubber.
 
Stratton_Gun said:
how do u know this girl?
good friends, accquaintance etc etc?
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Met her through another friend about 5 years ago, have not seen her in I don't know how long and she was just "there" on FB.

Poseidon said:
Uggggggh I can't stand this.

Somewhere during the course of your childhood, somebody will tell you that 'everybody is entitled to their opinion' and from that day on there is a large portion of people that will take that as a licence to spout shit without any rational thought. Not every single topic in the world is a matter of opinion, such as the one you discussed with dumb bitch. If you think Federer is a knob bloke then that's your opinion, if you think he's shit at tennis then you need to be sent to an Al Qaeda training camp as the toilet scrubber.
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Yes lol. But it's only the idiots who say "it's my opinion" and try and claim their argument will still stand believe it.

There is a bloke at work like that, who is dumb as dog shit and rips out on occasion. I just say, no, you're wrong. And then he cracks the shits lol
 
So valentines day is coming up. Put this as your status and see what number people inbox you.
1. I want a second chance
2. Your cute ;)
3. I want a kiss
4. Better friendship
5. Lets chill
6. Lets cuddle
7. I owe you an apology
8. I want a hug
9. I really like you
10. I'm Crushing on you :3
11. I love you ♥
12. Please be mine


Translation: I am lonely and/or desperate.

It's funny when they try to make it seem like they're doing it in an 'ironic' way or as a joke when it's painfully obvious they are hoping for genuine responses.
 
Very tempted to post a link to someones profile who is a friend of a friend. Massive 15/16 sickunt with a hairstyle to match who posts the most cringworthy stuff such as photos with a ciggie hanging out of his mouth in every photo not to mention being a massive keyboard warrior
 
I think I would have to have one of the worst people Facebook has ever seen on my friend's list. I delete people who post a ridiculous amount of selfies (unless hot), or are overly annoying, but he is so amazingly arrogant and bizarre that I keep him on my friend's list purely for the lulz that are shared between myself and mates almost every day when he posts a new status/photo.

A short summary on him:
- He is 20 years old
- Posts a selfie at least once a week, and hash-tags them all #selfiesmorto (A nickname he has created for himself)
- Goes to Tramp/Jungle EVERY week, and literally wakes up most Sundays without going out Saturday night to be fresh for Jungle, and posts a selfie of himself with a cruiser with a caption like "6am on the piss....tuff c*nt" - this has happened numerous times.

A few of his statuses:

"I don't care how weird this is for someone my age to say, but I would love to have a kid and be the best young dad there is."

"I haven't had this much fun and been this happy for bloody years and its all thanks to the one and only Tramp. Jungle is the highlight of my week, I have the time of my life week in and week out and I've met so many people that are like family now you all know who you are ;-)...<3 <3"

"Don't give a f*ck if people hate....I f*cking love being "Goat's Name""

"What daaaa f*ck I must have been OFFFFTTT last night have a look at my last status LMAO!"

"The awkward moment when you your ex hooking up with a fat ugly c*nt lmaaaaoooooo what waZz I thinking, someone tell me!!" (He has posted about 10 statuses about his ex since they broke up a couple of weeks ago, and they were together for ONE WEEK).

"psy trance, deep house, minimal, recovery music, bangas - whatever you wanna call it...it's boss <3"

"I wish they invented panadol for feelings"



I could go on forever. It is remarkable.
 

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Jimmy1992 said:
These are the last 10 status' from a guy on my facebook.

"I don't get how some people can f*** you over so bad and still maintain that they 'care' yeah get f*****"
"Hate when people do things deliberately to piss you off"
"like for an inbox"
"People that only talk to you when it suits them best.."
"like for an inbox"
"Hate lying awake at night wishing things were so different"
"Boobs"
"I cannot understand how people can do such horrible things and simply not give a single f***"
"Like this if you're awake"
"Like for a tbh"
The Hell?
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Is this person 12?
 

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