Noobz0r
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- Aug 18, 2009
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I had big plans for tonight, not anymore.
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FB statuses decoded.
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"this boy........ Where do I start? This man right here is fantastic, he's everything I ever wanted, even if I am a complete little shit he puts up with me (sometimes blasting my ear off while doing so - but I do deserve it sometimes too!) I could trust him with my life, even after all the shit that has happened at beginnning of relationship (key word guys? BEGINNING) we are still going strong and the love we share grows stronger every day.
Nobody could break what we have now, and if anyone wants to try, GOOD LUCK TO THEM! We are the cutest couple, you know it so don't try to mess that up.
I love you James, and no matter how much we bicker I know that won't change. I hope you feel the same!!!
<3 <3 <3 I look forward the many years we have ahead babe <3 <3
*uploads photo of them kissing"
Transla.... Actually no that's just a big WHAT THE ****ING ****???? She is 19, he is 24. They've been together 4 months and argue on Facebook all the time. The funniest part? My friend had a fling with this James a few years back and has 3 messages from him on separate occasions over the past few months asking her if she wants to catch up for a quickie. Do we use these messages to shut this bitch up or let her live in fantasy world?
Nobody could break what we have now, and if anyone wants to try, GOOD LUCK TO THEM! We are the cutest couple, you know it so don't try to mess that up.
I love you James, and no matter how much we bicker I know that won't change. I hope you feel the same!!!
<3 <3 <3 I look forward the many years we have ahead babe <3 <3
*uploads photo of them kissing"
Transla.... Actually no that's just a big WHAT THE ****ING ****???? She is 19, he is 24. They've been together 4 months and argue on Facebook all the time. The funniest part? My friend had a fling with this James a few years back and has 3 messages from him on separate occasions over the past few months asking her if she wants to catch up for a quickie. Do we use these messages to shut this bitch up or let her live in fantasy world?
Would be funny, but too harsh.
My names James. I don't have a girlfriend though. If I did, I would piss off from that crazy. Sounds mentally unstable.
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My favourite part "we are the cutest couple" ...who even thinks like that? Let alone announces it on Facebook
A Swallow
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I may be slightly sick, but I think the humour would outweigh the harsh nature of the act.
You'd ruin her life though lol, and he would be fuming, but then again, he could just go **** another girl lol
Will be just as entertaining to wait for the inevitable breakup and resulting fallout.
the fly
mmmm, erotic cakes
It's almost as if she's looking forward to ending up on the receiving end of a bit of domestic violence.
- Jul 23, 2010
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Set him up cheaters style and film it on camera. Upload to bigfooty.
A Swallow
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Yeah, but at least she seems dedicated to him (in an over-attached girlfriend kind of way). He is no doubt f*cking other people already.
19 year old (male!) strikes again with this gem
'The one thing that helps me sleep isn't here with me tonight won't be able to sleep tonight' followed by a host of replies along the lines of <3
Translation = dumb kid
'The one thing that helps me sleep isn't here with me tonight
won't be able to sleep tonight' followed by a host of replies along the lines of <3 Translation = dumb kid
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19 year old (male!) strikes again with this gem
'The one thing that helps me sleep isn't here with me tonight
Translation = dumb kid
primed for a 'use your hand instead'.
Chick or bloke? Either way sounds like a flog of the highest order
Has to be a chick... Or a gay bloke.
Stole it from reddit, pretty sure it's a chick though.
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I bleed Blue
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I am tipping gay bloke/complete flog.
If it was a chick and she said she is not leaving her knees untill you told her you loved yourself.. you would tell her there are plenty of things she could do whilst on her knees that would help you love yourself.
I feel like punching that person, not even in self defence. Just assault (unless female)
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
Even still...
The bolded is a given.
