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have no idea why people post cryptic issues on facebook.

you either want people to know, or you don't, stop posting half arse issues and then getting people to "inbox me"

and why is it that persons job to inbox you? why don't you inbox the person showing concern?

*this is all probably covered in this thread, but still it mystify's me.
 
Girl I went to primary school with.... I have blocked her updates but I still head over to her profile for a laugh occasionally, all of these since Australia day :eek:

"wats the site to download music from?"

"electrician cumin to chek the house today. Hope it is not to expensive :/"

"sum people think they guna get away with shit. But thers alittle thing called karma ..."

"lol i rekon it is abit desprate how people say ...boys come at me on ther statuses... how many do u need geez"

"wen I no I hav helpd sumone . I get proud of myself :)"

"to get pissed tonight or not to ... That is the question"

"hav completed al papers work an paid al bills an shoping now feel like the weight has finally lifted of my shoulders tehe"

"wats a hel good movie to hire out ?"
 
Le Class said:
Girl I went to primary school with.... I have blocked her updates but I still head over to her profile for a laugh occasionally, all of these since Australia day :eek:

"wats the site to download music from?"

"electrician cumin to chek the house today. Hope it is not to expensive :/"

"sum people think they guna get away with shit. But thers alittle thing called karma ..."

"lol i rekon it is abit desprate how people say ...boys come at me on ther statuses... how many do u need geez"

"wen I no I hav helpd sumone . I get proud of myself :)"

"to get pissed tonight or not to ... That is the question"

"hav completed al papers work an paid al bills an shoping now feel like the weight has finally lifted of my shoulders tehe"

"wats a hel good movie to hire out ?"
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Far out, how old is this person? The english language has been butchered beyond repair
 
Cap said:
have no idea why people post cryptic issues on facebook.

you either want people to know, or you don't, stop posting half arse issues and then getting people to "inbox me"

and why is it that persons job to inbox you? why don't you inbox the person showing concern?

*this is all probably covered in this thread, but still it mystify's me.
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Because then how will everyone else be able to see how much of a good, supportive friend that they are?
 

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moses said:
Far out, how old is this person? The english language has been butchered beyond repair
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Modern teaching methods are awesome.

Spelling and grammar are so passe, so long as you think you get your point across you'll get good marks. If people actually used the spell checker the teaching methods rely on them to use, it might be different - but honestly, if its not built in who uses a spell checker. Even then, spell checkers often get things wrong. It took a long time for Microsoft to recognise the use of "s" rather than "z" in many words in Australian English.

Its the same with arithmetic. The assumption seems to be made that a calculator or computer will be available, so people don't need to be able to add up. One typo, and it all goes horribly wrong because so many people can't think for themselves and say "hold on, that looks wrong".

Not that I claim any greatness in the English language, even with my numerous typos removed I'm probably at the lowest level that should be allowed out of high school.
 
20 year old girl on my facebook.

"Great weather to bust out the short shorts and get my tan on.. Cuties chuck us an inbox :')"
"So its 6 o'clock who wants to be my texting buddy :')"


"So i went to the court house because i had to see the sherif and the whole time i was sitting there i was packing my pants.."


"Im not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you cant have ♥"


"Being baked and eating rice bubbles straight out of the packet.."


"Its not called a party till you have weed :')"


"Anybody wanna come over and snuggles with me!"


Also updates about 6-10 times a day, often just asking for inboxes...Flog of the highest order
 
Bingle_21 said:
This one appeared on my newsfeed last week...

"All men need to experience one fierce period. You need to live this week of hell."

Ah too much information lady!
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Can't be any worse than living with a woman who's on a fierce period.
 

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I have a friend in Rockhampton. He had organised a party the weekend of the floods. Only one or two managed to get there. He posted a few days later that he is culling his friends list, leaving only "real" friends, as those people who didn't go obviously weren't real friends. Yeah, nothing to do with the fact that most people couldn't get there because they were trying to save themselves and/or their homes.
 

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