FB statuses decoded.

[cayze]

Have a rather chubby girl on my facey who plasters photos of herself caked in fake tan consistantly each Sunday after getting paraletic the previous night.

Each day she'll post a picture of a huge bowl of yoghurt (presumably one with the highest fat content you can find), strawberries, blueberries , cinammon, chocolate flakes with a fruit juice (again presumably one with as much sugar as possible) next to a good health magazine with the hash tags #cleaneating #goodness etc.

yes whilst the foods you are eating may be "clean" the content and amount of sugar contained in those foods is huge like your thighs.

 

[Le Class]

You can click on hastags and it brings up photos that have the same hashtag and you can start viewing other photos.

Plus people put a ton of hashtags on it to get "likes"

Dick measuring contest

Recommend searching the hashtag #bikini
Hashtags can be ok.... sometimes

 

[radiojake]

Have a rather chubby girl on my facey who plasters photos of herself caked in fake tan consistantly each Sunday after getting paraletic the previous night.

When you read this sentence quickly, it isn't neccesarily clear that you are referring to a website

 

[Igloo]

I hate the term "clean eating".

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I hate the term "clean eating".

not as bad as "train dirty" whatever the **** that means haha

 

[Suckling2Gunston]

Have a rather chubby girl on my facey who plasters photos of herself caked in fake tan consistantly each Sunday after getting paraletic the previous night.

Each day she'll post a picture of a huge bowl of yoghurt (presumably one with the highest fat content you can find), strawberries, blueberries , cinammon, chocolate flakes with a fruit juice (again presumably one with as much sugar as possible) next to a good health magazine with the hash tags #cleaneating #goodness etc.

yes whilst the foods you are eating may be "clean" the content and amount of sugar contained in those foods is huge like your thighs.

Instead of posting this here, where you can remain anonymous; why don't you man up and say it to her?

 

[Jafa]

you only live once

jesus, don't you know anything.....

My 13 year old step daughter says it all the time. I love her but I mutter under my breath - you won't live much longer if you don't shut the **** up.

She loves fishing for compliments on Facebook.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Instead of posting this here, where you can remain anonymous; why don't you man up and say it to her?

But that wouldn't be any fun would it

As long as you don't identify who you are talking about, I don't see the problem

 

[Suckling2Gunston]

But that wouldn't be any fun would it

As long as you don't identify who you are talking about, I don't see the problem

I guess I'm just not fond of bitching behind someone's back. If you have something to say, say it to them. Not thousands of randoms who not only have no idea who you're talking about, but don't care either.

 

[Jafa]

Don't they all
Does she post photos that are obviously fishing for compliments as well?

Indeed.

It's like they have two lives. In the real world butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and she is really quite respectful - yet when she and her friends get together on Facebook it's like a soldiers reunion.

 

[Marklar_33]

Instead of posting this here, where you can remain anonymous; why don't you man up and say it to her?

I assume the name on your birth certificate is Suckling Two Gunston?

 

[Suckling2Gunston]

I assume the name on your birth certificate is Suckling Two Gunston?

Relevance? Does yours say Marklar?

 

[Marklar_33]

Relevance? Does yours say Marklar?

No, but I'm not criticising people for being anonymous

 

[cayze]

Instead of posting this here, where you can remain anonymous; why don't you man up and say it to her?

Instead of sitting on a forum at 2am in the morning where you are anonymous, why don't you get a life?
For the record wouldn't feel comfortable humiliating her in front of her friends unnecessarily. Can't all be heroes like you.

 

[Suckling2Gunston]

Instead of sitting on a forum at 2am in the morning where you are anonymous, why don't you get a life?
For the record wouldn't feel comfortable humiliating her in front of her friends unnecessarily. Can't all be heroes like you.

You can try though. It's not about being a hero, I just don't see the point in "omg ur so fat lel" posts on here...

 

[WCErevival]

Is everyone else getting the token weekend picture of a bottle of Rekorderlig cider come up on their feeds?

 

[Marklar_33]

Tag a person who...


...is getting a picture of Rekorderlig cider on their feed


WCErevival

 

[cayze]

You can try though. It's not about being a hero, I just don't see the point in "omg ur so fat lel" posts on here...

Sorry if I have misunderstood the purpose of this thread, should I consult you before posting on here in the future?

 

[Suckling2Gunston]

Sorry if I have misunderstood the purpose of this thread, should I consult you before posting on here in the future?

It seems that way.

 

[Poseidon]

Is everyone else getting the token weekend picture of a bottle of Rekorderlig cider come up on their feeds?

It always makes me cringe seeing these because I imagine them taking it. I've seen people in bars and restaurants taking photo's of their food/drink on their phone and their meticulous preparation to get the perfect shot.

 

[Cruyff14]

It always makes me cringe seeing these because I imagine them taking it. I've seen people in bars and restaurants taking photo's of their food/drink on their phone and their meticulous preparation to get the perfect shot.

I do that.

Can we still be friends?

 

[Poseidon]

I do that.

Can we still be friends?

Haha I do it too.

But I can't see myself as I'm doing it

 

[Cruyff14]

Haha I do it too.

But I can't see myself as I'm doing it

Haha

 

[Jimmy1992]

I also do it. #ashamed

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Your all loosers.