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Illinois Nazi said:
For all intensive purposes he already has.
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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
 
Cruyff14 said:
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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I have a friend on facebook who is overweight but thinks he's not. Not obese or anything but certainly is carrying a beer gut. He's also completely up himself. Had to lol at this status... So many replies running thru my head.

"Just did the beep test for the first time since like year 10 and managed to get 16.0. Absolutely stoked considering its irregular to get past 14.0 and AFL players rarely get past 15.0"

:eek:
 
Drakescoffeecake said:
I have a friend on facebook who is overweight but thinks he's not. Not obese or anything but certainly is carrying a beer gut. He's also completely up himself. Had to lol at this status... So many replies running thru my head.

"Just did the beep test for the first time since like year 10 and managed to get 16.0. Absolutely stoked considering its irregular to get past 14.0 and AFL players rarely get past 15.0"

:eek:
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Call him out on it!
 

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While on the topic of beep test. Have this stupid, fat, lazy, annoying, waste of air at my work. She is only 22 years old, but is married and has a baby.

Used to have her on my facebook but she wouldn't stop posting crap about her baby so I deleted her.

Anyway I get a text from someone else I work with. It is a screen shot of one of her facebook posts. This is what it said-

"Just did the beep test with <insert husbands name> I got up to an amazing level 1.... I think I need to get fit!"

WTF. She can't get past level 1? Seriously? What does it go up to Level 1-9? That is 180 meters at a brisk walk.

YOU ARE 22 YEARS OLD FFS... HOW CAN YOU NOT GET PAST LEVEL 1?

Dead set disgrace.
 
She is huge. It's disgusting.

What makes it worse is she spends half the day complaining about how fat she is, and spends the other half the day eating chocolate out of the free chocolate jar we have at work.

The other day she went out for lunch and came back with Hungry Jacks. Then laughs about how she couldn't decide if she wanted Coke or a thick shake..... so she bought both.
 

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