FB statuses decoded.

[Colin D'Cops]

I give you permission to shoot stab kick the tool.

 

[courtjester]

When a woman on FB posts something like "this kid is doing my head in today", I immediately think "get off FB, you attention seeking whore, and read or play a game with your kid". Dickheads.

I deactivated my FB a month ago, and haven't looked back. There's been 3 occasions where it would've been handy, but I got by.

 

[The Passenger]

is there a way to just disable feeds completely so i can use it only for messging? without going through everyone and unsubscribing manually?

 

[Poseidon]

Just don't look at it?

 

[The Passenger]

Just don't look at it?

but it's too addicting. i can get the same amount of rage from 10 minutes on my facebook wall, then i can from an hour's worth of hate reading the front section of the daily telegraph.

plus there are some goodies in there i guess. maybe i need a whitelist of people who i want to read stuff from (about 10 people), rather than blacklisting people... and to open up directly into my facebook inbox. that would make my FB experience much more pleasant.

 

[Cruyff14]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/t...g-facebook-users/story-fnda1lbo-1226624251373

 

[NSWCROW]

When a woman on FB posts something like "this kid is doing my head in today", I immediately think "get off FB, you attention seeking whore, and read or play a game with your kid".

My 1st thought is " Funny that it was all well-and-good when you were ON YA BACK !!!!! "

 

[LukasTheGreat]

http://www.news.com.au/technology/t...g-facebook-users/story-fnda1lbo-1226624251373

Wtf is Foursquare?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Wtf is Foursquare?

Apart from it being another name for Downball, it's a social website which allows its users to "check" themselves in.

 

[radiojake]

Apart from it being another name for Downball, it's a social website which allows its users to "check" themselves in.

I thought it was a tool that allowed theives to know when people weren't home, thus allowing the perfect time to go rob their house?

 

[BotsMaster]

but it's too addicting. i can get the same amount of rage from 10 minutes on my facebook wall, then i can from an hour's worth of hate reading the front section of the daily telegraph.

plus there are some goodies in there i guess. maybe i need a list of white people who i want to read stuff from (about 10 people), rather than listing black people... and to open up directly into my facebook inbox. that would make my FB experience much more pleasant.

EFA

 

[Punchy Bassett]

OK I've been reading this thread and not contributing, so I am going to try and keep you entertained with this womans updates on my feed. I should really just delete her but too many laughs! We shall call her Hypocritical Catholic Idiot or HCI for short. She claims to be Catholic is a early thirties school teacher who is single, the friend who I know her through doesn't really speak to her much anymore cause this other woman is going out/recently married a very good friend of mine and HCI doesn't like him cause he drinks and smokes. But HCI is more than happy to stalk footy players (and is rumoured to have slept with married ones hence HCI). Anyway I digress, here are some below, and remember she is a school teacher and is teaching the next generation! Thank god she works at a Catholic school and my kids will never be taught by her!

"damn you Home and Away... just makes you realise to never take anyone for granted.... don't hold grudges, love and be loved. I knows it just a bloody TV show but still has a message to send!"

"Please... just have a little faith in me!"

"the voice.... WOW!"

"Courage is asking for time out, to shed a tear, to dust yourself off, and then getting back in the ring and fighting like you have never fought before!"

"wondering where I get the strength from."

"Fun shopping afternoon at Harbour Town... 2 Tony Bianco bags later cos I couldn't decide on colour... and 5 tops! Yay! Damn I love being on holidays and being able to go shopping whenever I want!"

"i hate feeling like nothing is going my way, and like i have to try so hard to get what i want and deserve! Im sorry but im over it!"

 

[nicky]

"wondering where I get the strength from."
"

 

[courtjester]

"i hate feeling like nothing is going my way, and like i have to try so hard to get what i want and deserve! Im sorry but im over it!"

This sort of shit is why I deleted my account.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Oh man it didn't take long for CHI to supply more comedy gold

"so... society I am soooo over you! Hate it how you interpret things the wrong way... being honest, upfront, caring and loving shouldn't be seen in a negative way. Thought being honest was a good thing! I'm other how society and some people are."

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Oh man it didn't take long for CHI to supply more comedy gold

"so... society I am soooo over you! Hate it how you interpret things the wrong way... being honest, upfront, caring and loving shouldn't be seen in a negative way. Thought being honest was a good thing! I'm other how society and some people are."

Keep bookmarking these statuses from HCI.

She's a headcase which you're telling us.

She needs a Meme name.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Oh man it didn't take long for CHI to supply more comedy gold

"so... society I am soooo over you! Hate it how you interpret things the wrong way... being honest, upfront, caring and loving shouldn't be seen in a negative way. Thought being honest was a good thing! I'm other how society and some people are."

She's a school teacher and she can't use proper English... God help us all.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

She's a school teacher and she can't use proper English... God help us all.

She's now added a *over as a comment underneath it!

 

[Neese]

moar

 

[Zach Package]

Apart from it being another name for Downball, it's a social website which allows its users to "check" themselves in.

lets not put a cloud over the great game of 4 square here, 4 square is the game of kings played in squares, downball is played against a wall by plebs

 

[Cruyff14]

I don't understand why people feel the need to tell us they are drunk/drinking.

 

[Catfish Alley]

lets not put a cloud over the great game of 4 square here, 4 square is the game of kings played in squares, downball is played against a wall by plebs

Unless these kings are under the age of 15, then they are most likely plebs as well.

 

[Cruyff14]

lets not put a cloud over the great game of 4 square here, 4 square is the game of kings played in squares, downball is played against a wall by plebs

No.

 

[BotsMaster]

"Courage is asking for time out, to shed a tear, to dust yourself off, and then getting back in the ring and fighting like you have never fought before!"

 

[Poseidon]