FB statuses decoded.

[The Speaker]

Pretty tempted to post up some of my Scottish cousins updates. They're typed like it is spoken and it's interesting to try and read it sometimes. lol.

Can we get Bing to translate that into English?

Scots is regarded as a language.

 

[BALKAN]

Your wife is regarded as a language.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

Your wife is regarded as a language.

You walked right into that one. Wide open, man.

 

[Brad Goodman]

The latest one. Actually really tame compared to a lot of others i've read, but none-the-less;

Haha reminds me of some of my Geordie friends. Most update in regular English but every now and again there's some dead canny lingo creeping in like.

 

[NSWCROW]

Haha reminds me of some of my Geordie friends. Most update in regular English but every now and again there's some dead canny lingo creeping in like.

Divvent dunsh us wah Geordies

 

[nicky]

Isn't it spelt "Jordy"?

 

[Brad Goodman]

No.

 

[The Speaker]

Isn't it spelt "Jordy"?

That looks like a pet name for people called Jordan.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Isn't it spelt "Jordy"?

Maybe if they're from Jordan.

 

[The_Reaper]

Isn't it spelt "Jordy"?

Nope. It's Geordie. And you're only a Geordie if you were born within the stench of the river Tyne

 

[treefingers]

Zhen 嬛 for pancakes, fruit, said to aunt: the broken pieces of a splash of green, like the eyes of a concubine of an emperor concubines, split the subsolar, very refreshing. Refreshing but excellent! Heart to burn pains, wilted and verticillium wilt and uneasiness is not violated? "" Speak! "" Pancake luozi don't put green onion! "It is my sense of fun to read, a word of the same meaning must be using academic vocabulary to express, were not good English, is even more awkward to read plus headache! Mad. ... (Translated by Bing)


what

 

[The_Reaper]

Zhen 嬛 for pancakes, fruit, said to aunt: the broken pieces of a splash of green, like the eyes of a concubine of an emperor concubines, split the subsolar, very refreshing. Refreshing but excellent! Heart to burn pains, wilted and verticillium wilt and uneasiness is not violated? "" Speak! "" Pancake luozi don't put green onion! "It is my sense of fun to read, a word of the same meaning must be using academic vocabulary to express, were not good English, is even more awkward to read plus headache! Mad. ... (Translated by Bing)


what

Obviously makes sense in Chinese.

 

[dales.girl38]

I have a lot of Korean friends on Facebook (friends I made on exchange), the Bing translations never make any sense at all.

 

[magic_johnson!]

I think it's actually google translate, it just says translated by bing because they don't want to put their name to an awful product and can have a cheap jab at bing

 

[NSWCROW]

http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html?m=1

 

[BotsMaster]

http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/07/7-ways-to-be-insufferable-on-facebook.html?m=1

Thanks for providing the source for this article:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/t...u-can-avoid-them/story-e6frfro0-1226733359769

 

[the fly]

I think it's actually google translate, it just says translated by bing because they don't want to put their name to an awful product and can have a cheap jab at bing

I think Don is Bing really google translation ' can be terrible t products, your name and a cheap JAB Bing.

 

[treefingers]

I can't ****ing believe I let a girl make me feel this way, I try way too ****ing hard. One day she'll realise I'm worth the ****ing EFFORT!! Can't not ****ing believe it!!!!!


From a dude I met on a holiday once: the funny thing is when I met him he was smashing some chicks box whilst his fiance (the girl he's ranting about obviously) and his son were back in Oz. Some people are so goddamn stupid

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"Legit feel like I don't have anyone anymore"


Translations?


"I'm an attention seeking whore" comes to mind

 

[dales.girl38]

It's exam revision time, which means it's 'seriously considering dropping out of uni and getting a job in St Kilda ' statuses from girls, which are then liked by 20 guys time.

 

[Headless]

I can't ******* believe I let a girl make me feel this way, I try way too ******* hard. One day she'll realise I'm worth the ******* EFFORT!! Can't not ******* believe it!!!!!

Did enjoy.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Did enjoy.

How old is this guy?
Another over 12 and something is wrong

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"Go ahead and hide behind a screen... You scared piece of shit...
Say it to my face"


Nice girl but boy does she say some really stupid stuff on FB. Oh the irony here

 

[The Passenger]

The latest one. Actually really tame compared to a lot of others i've read, but none-the-less;

just like reading trainspotting (on a srs note probably my favourite book ever written)

 

[The Passenger]

I have a lot of Korean friends on Facebook (friends I made on exchange), the Bing translations never make any sense at all.

maybe they are just ronery?