Nah look you have misunderstood we are a friendly lot over here.
It's not every week a whole plane load of professional drug addicts led by a professional pharmacist come to town... yes we have some nutters and small time crims, but in the civilized world (dont forget to adjust your watches to the 21st century when you touch down)... hell we nothing to compete with the your off field behaviur .....and Swans fans have no time for fan abuse
too busy....
* arranging for the club hotel to replace the complimentary chocolates with a 2 litre bottle of black label scotch per player and a smattering of little yellow uppers and a blue downers arranged in a "Big bird" motif on the dressor
* arranging for the Cross to clear the injecting rooms and arranging tables for the expected "line up"
* arranging for Sydney taxi boots bonnets and hoods to be replaced with Kerr proof trampolining material and high tensile but kiddy proof rubber aerials just so he don't do himself damage.
* advising all ambulances to be all on alert for resusitation events
* gessus try guessing how many whoppers and large fries does that big **** in the cheersquad consume per hour?... production levels already on 24*7 red line!!!
* The other c/squad turkey with the pooping veins already have St Vincents cardiac team on standby... Micky O thinks he can arrest the bleeding by wedging a sherrin down his throat this time!
Looking forward to it , you drug enhanced criminals are the only team that give us a decent run for our money.....but many more arrangements to be made yet

Watch out GAME ON!!!!