Adelaide Football Club. Established 1860
- May 19, 2019
- AFL Club
I can put this version to bed very quickly.Ive racked my brain out and asked many times. Who/how/why sleep with Gary Rohan. I tend to think it went down like this
Maseuse 1 - "You should go see Gary, he is being a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 though hears "You should go please Gary, he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 walks in to the changerooms and gets down with Gary. Leaves unsatisfied. Walks out and is like "You said he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 1 - "No I mean he is acting like a massive knob"
Its the only realistic explanation
I happen to know Masseuse 2 and she told me "Gary does have a massive knob! ....... but unfortunately a very short stalk"
The girls are massively disappointed as they heard Gary was recruited for depth!!!