Nostradamus Lives Finals Club in turmoil: Player affair with female staff

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Ive racked my brain out and asked many times. Who/how/why sleep with Gary Rohan. I tend to think it went down like this

Maseuse 1 - "You should go see Gary, he is being a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 though hears "You should go please Gary, he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 walks in to the changerooms and gets down with Gary. Leaves unsatisfied. Walks out and is like "You said he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 1 - "No I mean he is acting like a massive knob"

Its the only realistic explanation
I can put this version to bed very quickly.
I happen to know Masseuse 2 and she told me "Gary does have a massive knob! ....... but unfortunately a very short stalk"
The girls are massively disappointed as they heard Gary was recruited for depth!!!
 

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Given everything his wife has been through this was a super dickish move from Rohan. Shows that deep down he is not a good person, not if he is willing to do that.
Given what Gary has been through too sometimes the death of child ( born or unborn ) completely changes people.

I’m not one to sit and judge others .

I’ve been through it and it certainly changed both myself and my now ex partner.


I find it funny how people totally understand every story
 

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ThePhreshOne

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Given what Gary has been through too sometimes the death of child ( born or unborn ) completely changes people.

I’m not one to sit and judge others .

I’ve been through it and it certainly changed both myself and my now ex partner.


I find it funny how people totally understand every story
With respect, if I suddenly turn into a fry pan, I don't think it's unfair for people to refer to me as a fry pan, regardless of how I got there.
 

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sobrave

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More proof footballers are idiots.

Prime of his life and he precedes to pop out 3 kids before 30. If that's not complicating things enough, he has an affair at the end of his career just to ensure he gifts her half of what he's earned.
Don't forget the Leon Davis medal
 

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