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PetterdHoisted

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Apr 27, 2014
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you could see their FWD line wasn't gelling, should have been 6-7 goals up at HT in the GF...amazing the events that eventually cost you a flag.
 
Mar 19, 2020
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Ive racked my brain out and asked many times. Who/how/why sleep with Gary Rohan. I tend to think it went down like this

Maseuse 1 - "You should go see Gary, he is being a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 though hears "You should go please Gary, he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 walks in to the changerooms and gets down with Gary. Leaves unsatisfied. Walks out and is like "You said he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 1 - "No I mean he is acting like a massive knob"

Its the only realistic explanation
 
Jul 13, 2015
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Ive racked my brain out and asked many times. Who/how/why sleep with Gary Rohan. I tend to think it went down like this

Maseuse 1 - "You should go see Gary, he is being a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 though hears "You should go please Gary, he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 walks in to the changerooms and gets down with Gary. Leaves unsatisfied. Walks out and is like "You said he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 1 - "No I mean he is acting like a massive knob"

Its the only realistic explanation

Seems legit.

But maybe missing a step where Masseuse 2 ponders whether its worth it with a ginger no matter the size.
 

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Adelaide Football Club. Established 1860
May 19, 2019
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Ive racked my brain out and asked many times. Who/how/why sleep with Gary Rohan. I tend to think it went down like this

Maseuse 1 - "You should go see Gary, he is being a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 though hears "You should go please Gary, he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 2 walks in to the changerooms and gets down with Gary. Leaves unsatisfied. Walks out and is like "You said he has a massive knob"
Masseuse 1 - "No I mean he is acting like a massive knob"

Its the only realistic explanation
I can put this version to bed very quickly.
I happen to know Masseuse 2 and she told me "Gary does have a massive knob! ....... but unfortunately a very short stalk"
The girls are massively disappointed as they heard Gary was recruited for depth!!!
 

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Premiership Player
Nov 15, 2009
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Given everything his wife has been through this was a super dickish move from Rohan. Shows that deep down he is not a good person, not if he is willing to do that.

Given what Gary has been through too sometimes the death of child ( born or unborn ) completely changes people.

I’m not one to sit and judge others .

I’ve been through it and it certainly changed both myself and my now ex partner.


I find it funny how people totally understand every story
 
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Low life scum
 

Bald

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Apr 5, 2016
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Given what Gary has been through too sometimes the death of child ( born or unborn ) completely changes people.

I’m not one to sit and judge others .

I’ve been through it and it certainly changed both myself and my now ex partner.


I find it funny how people totally understand every story
With respect, if I suddenly turn into a fry pan, I don't think it's unfair for people to refer to me as a fry pan, regardless of how I got there.
 
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