Game Day Finals rest/pointless bye week game day thread

[The King!]

Personal training at 630am in city , Back at 430pm

Can hardly walk lol

No footy is crap

Training loads mate?

 

[Membling]

It is but if they remove it they need to do something about clubs like Norf and Freo tanking in that last game. Maybe they need to introduce a rule that only a certain number of new players can be brought into the side between the last round and the first final.

Eh.

How clubs manage themselves is up to them

 

[Punts]

Training loads mate?

Uped it to twice a day training with 1 day off
Tainting heavy to failure

Still 23 weeks out

 

[Lakeside Swan]

Eh.

How clubs manage themselves is up to them

They weren't just managing themselves. The problem was that they were deliberately tanking to better their finals positions.

 

[Superstar swan]

Absolutely sucks... my nervew are going to be wrecked before the ball is bounced against gws

 

[The King!]

Went for a run and stopped by oval up the road and had a kick

Tried one from 50 out, a few rolls and still didnt make the distance

Rusty

 

[RW]

Swansrule100 is always coming up with new and creative ways to boost his post count

The ultimate troll would be to delete the thread so that he loses his posts, but I won't do that.

 

[The King!]

The ultimate troll would be to delete the thread so that he loses his posts, but I won't do that.

Gotta keep the stars happy

 

[miggs]

Went for a run and stopped by oval up the road and had a kick

Tried one from 50 out, a few rolls and still didnt make the distance

Rusty

Hope you sold some candy and did a blind turn before having a ping

 

[connolly]

Plenty to keep the keen footy fan in NSW involved over this bye week. ASADA has returned the Whitfield file back to the AFL Integrity Unit with a requirement to provide more information. The AFL has stated it is getting "legal advice". Fascinating. Meanwhile the Jaffas have revealed that Allan and Lambert were "disciplined" over the Whitfield affair last year but they just didn't tell anyone. Thus the cause of Australian football out west advances in the bye week.

 

[Ticky009]

Plenty to keep the keen footy fan in NSW involved over this bye week. ASADA has returned the Whitfield file back to the AFL Integrity Unit with a requirement to provide more information. The AFL has stated it is getting "legal advice". Fascinating. Meanwhile the Jaffas have revealed that Allan and Lambert were "disciplined" over the Whitfield affair last year but they just didn't tell anyone. Thus the cause of Australian football out west advances in the bye week.

I'm warming very much to the Jaffa reference for GWS.

 

[connolly]

I'm warming very much to the Jaffa reference for GWS.

Yes they are an orange and chocolate coloured confection as in:
"The verb "confect" (meaning "put together from varied material") comes from Latin confectus, the past participle of conficere, meaning "to prepare." "Conficere" joins the prefix con- with the common Latin verb facere, meaning "to make" or "to do." "Factory," "manufacture," and "benefactor" are among the many relations."
The joining of the prefix "con" with the latin "facere" is most appropriate

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

I saw Heath Shaw and Jonathan Patton this arvo at Eastern Creek servo on the M4.

Not sure if this in any way enhances our experience of this peculiar week.

 

[Tuco]

I saw Heath Shaw and Jonathan Patton this arvo at Eastern Creek servo on the M4.

Not sure if this in any way enhances our experience of this peculiar week.

I'm not sure either. Did they hand you a free packet of eclipse mints? Your answer could make all the difference to me as this stellar week of fan-service could go either way at this point.

 

[The King!]

I'm not sure either. Did they hand you a free packet of eclipse mints? Your answer could make all the difference to me as this stellar week of fan-service could go either way at this point.

Heath Shaw going for a drive doesnt always end well

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

I'm not sure either. Did they hand you a free packet of eclipse mints? Your answer could make all the difference to me as this stellar week of fan-service could go either way at this point.

I was tempted to ask them if they could have my autograph.

 

[The King!]

Wonder how an autopsy thread would go down

 

[swansfan51]

Wonder how an autopsy thread would go down

 

[Lakeside Swan]

Went for a run and stopped by oval up the road and had a kick

Tried one from 50 out, a few rolls and still didnt make the distance

Rusty

It comes down to how good the timing is. In grade 6 I kicked a 39m torp into a strong head wind in a primary school fete. I kicked the footy every day back then. I probably couldn't do it now even if I had a tail wind.

 

[The King!]

It comes down to how good the timing is. In grade 6 I kicked a 39m torp into a strong head wind in a primary school fete. I kicked the footy every day back then. I probably couldn't do it now even if I had a tail wind.

I havent kicked for months

Didnt want to ping a hammy
Not saying I was Buddy, but could kick a goal from 50

 

[LukeParkerno1]

1. Got up at 10am having oversleap
2. Did the form for the races (bad idea 101)
3. Went for a 3k run (the highlight which is a bad thing!)
4. Went to the races...less said the better!
5. Came home walking! (yes the day went that well at the races lol)
6. Did half a bottle of scotch between 4 people.

 

[Lakeside Swan]

1. Got up at 10am having oversleap
2. Did the form for the races (bad idea 101)
3. Went for a 3k run (the highlight which is a bad thing!)
4. Went to the races...less said the better!
5. Came home walking! (yes the day went that well at the races lol)
6. Did half a bottle of scotch between 4 people.

So you had 1/8 of a bottle of scotch (about 5 serves) over the entire day? And you call yourself a Swans supporter? You must be stone cold broke?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

So you had 1/8 of a bottle of scotch (about 3 serves). You must be stone cold broke?

Not really, just trying to cut back my drinking, have had a few health issues this year so drinking a bit more water lately. 2-3 drinks is plenty for me. The others had more, it was Blue Label so was a decent drop.

 

[Lakeside Swan]

Not really, just trying to cut back my drinking, have had a few health issues this year so drinking a bit more water lately. 2-3 drinks is plenty for me. The others had more, it was Blue Label so was a decent drop.

Hmm, blue label. johnnie, nice. I should do the same but I won't.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Hmm, blue label. johnnie, nice. I should do the same but I won't.

If I do drink, I usually make it the good stuff, otherwise I'm happy with a water.