Fireworks are for idiots

[Lethality]

Let's go out and take in all the loud noises and bright lights.

If you like fireworks, you probably have ADD or are dumber than a houseplant. We should be gradually weeding these people out of our civilization, yet for some reason the TV networks and society in general seems to endorse anyone with a need to let off a series of loud shiny explosions, rather than call them out for the morons they are.

This, along with the exploitation of animals, is why we are the worst species.

Here. Clap and point at your lights and sounds, you simpletons.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Is this about the galahas again?

 

[Jazny]

 

[chelseacarlton]

Not when they’re in the bedroom!
Amirite?

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Things have gone all pear shaped for Podgey since the MILF around the corner - who in his dreamland is his "therapist" - took out the AVO on him.

 

[vjknight]

Unless you can tell me the science behind modern fireworks. Then it might be interesting.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lethality Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

 

[ChappyUK]

They're more fun when it's legal to light them yourself.

 

[Wosh]

They're more fun when it's legal to light them yourself.

My kids are in Czech and they did all their own fireworks for Xmas and New Years, I’m hoping they dont come home minus an eye or a finger The men have a few drinks and set them all up.

 

[Down at K Park]

My kids are in Czech and they did all their own fireworks for Xmas and New Years, I’m hoping they dont come home minus an eye or a finger The men have a few drinks and set them all up.

Alcohol and fireworks, a winning combination. What could possibly go wrong.

 

[MeltFlog]

Someones melty today!!

 

[Lethality]

Things have gone all pear shaped for Podgey since the MILF around the corner - who in his dreamland is his "therapist" - took out the AVO on him.

Enjoy your shiny lights and loud noises. You're the reason Transformers films exist.

 

[RelaxMax]

My kids are in Czech and they did all their own fireworks for Xmas and New Years, I’m hoping they dont come home minus an eye or a finger The men have a few drinks and set them all up.

We've attend a few homemade cracker nights over the years

Eyebrows... who needs them?

 

[BLERN]

Enjoy your shiny lights and loud noises. You're the reason Transformers films exist.

So its his fault i had to watch those transformer movies in the late 80's? The original transformers > michael bay

 

[Wosh]

We've attend a few homemade cracker nights over the years

Eyebrows... who needs them?

I grew up with penny bangers and ‘Guy Fawkes Night’ there were always kids at school afterwards with bandaged hands and eye patches lol. I remember my dad and his mates putting out many a grass fire on his mates farm.

 

[Smeg Head]

Explains why Freo set them off before a home game only to have the stadium filled with smoke.

 

[Smeg Head]

That said, there is a classy way to do them, just add Roger Federer.

 

[Art Corvelay]

The men have a few drinks and set them all up.

Misogynists #equalequalityforfireworkssetup

 

[Hamingja]

That said, there is a classy way to do them, just add Roger Federer.

He didn't get the memo with the dress code for the perth fireworks - shorts, wifebeater and thongs.

 

[subaru]

 

[Smeg Head]

 

[smasha]

Berwick done my head in.
Fireworks and loud doof doof till 3 am.

Making up for it tonight with a small playlist played ultra loud.

Victoria-The Kinks.
Summer In The City
St. Louis ,Easybeats
Stay With Me,Faces.
Love Lies Bleeding,Elton John.


Magic.

Carna Tiges!!!!!!

 

[Dan]

Let's go out and take in all the loud noises and bright lights.

If you like fireworks, you probably have ADD or are dumber than a houseplant. We should be gradually weeding these people out of our civilization, yet for some reason the TV networks and society in general seems to endorse anyone with a need to let off a series of loud shiny explosions, rather than call them out for the morons they are.

This, along with the exploitation of animals, is why we are the worst species.

Here. Clap and point at your lights and sounds, you simpletons.

You're off to s**t start this year.

 

[Haduken]

Let's go out and take in all the loud noises and bright lights.

If you like fireworks, you probably have ADD or are dumber than a houseplant. We should be gradually weeding these people out of our civilization, yet for some reason the TV networks and society in general seems to endorse anyone with a need to let off a series of loud shiny explosions, rather than call them out for the morons they are.

This, along with the exploitation of animals, is why we are the worst species.

Here. Clap and point at your lights and sounds, you simpletons.

what a miserable campaigner you are..

I present a small picture gallery of how others here view you..

merry christmas moron..