FTA-TV First Date - Part 2

[Chicago1]

Elope to Vegas. Oh yeah, no gambling, no drinking...

Ugly ex-wife next week!

 

[Shell]

C'mon, Mormon guy. Pork her! (I saw European Vacation last week.)

He's gagging for it.

No wonder he wants to move up the wedding.

 

[JackNah_8]

Of course she picks a see through dress lol

 

[Shell]

Elope to Vegas. Oh yeah, no gambling, no drinking...

Ugly ex-wife next week!

Speaking of vegas. Anyone see the ep of Dont tell the bride (UK) where the groom did a tacky af wedding in vegas.

Legit best ever meltdown I have ever seen on reality TV. He almost lost his bride, for real.

 

[Shell]

K i might watch Bideszillas tonight- looks funny af with one bride setting the whole wedding on fire.

 

[Shell]

No. Missed that.

Honestly was the best ever ep ive seen. The sister of the bride chucked a mental at the airport, refused to get on the plane and the bride almost didnt get on the plane.

She did tho, without her sister. She almost ripped the groom apart when she arrived in the states tho

 

[Shell]

why are these people so poor and cant pay for their own stuff.

 

[Shell]

I could like afford 10 weddings ffs.

 

[Shell]

I wonder if my cousins parents paid for his wedding.

His bride left him in under a year.

 

[Shell]

Strap yourself in bed. Dose up so you sleep like a log.
If you die I really hope Zsa Zsa does not eat you.

 

[Shell]

My god, is this bitch for real.

 

[Shell]

Strap yourself in bed. Dose up so you sleep like a log.
If you die I really hope Zsa Zsa does not eat you.

All he needs to do is put out a shit load of gokat.

That should cover him.

 

[Shell]

Needs a slap.

You know what I'd be doing..

"yeah i quit as bridesmaid you farking bitch, set up your own tables"

 

[Shell]

FEET!

 

[Shell]

Turn off darklake ill tell you when its safe to put it back on..

 

[Shell]

Kay the pedicures are gone now.

 

[Shell]

**** up blondie.

Shes not even that hot.

Like a 6/10 at best.

 

[Shell]

arguing with the stylist. Nice.

Pls pls pls give her a shit hairstyle.

 

[Shell]

God i hate that aqua colour.

 

[Shell]

OMG THE CANDY DOESNT MATCH.


Thats it. Call off the wedding.

 

[Shell]

Lmao. No food. What a great wedding

 

[Shell]

Why have a 2nd wedding.

I know. Stupid af

 

[Shell]

This is the crappiest wedding ever

 

[Shell]

What a craptacular ending. Suck a fat one u cow

 

[Chicago1]

C1 didn't appreciate my cat crack. Oops.

No I did not, deer. Zsa Zsa would never eat me. I ain't tuna.

Another first for her today. When I was taking a nap after my hospital visit, she came into my bedroom and slept on a chair. When I woke up I saw her and called and she jumped onto the bed and came up to be petted. Ten seconds was enough. Baby steps.