FTA-TV First Date - Part 2

[Chicago1]

Awww. That's lovely. She trusts you more and more.
When Mia was a kitten, she used to sit on my shoulder when I did the dishes. Like a parrot.

What are do doing up at 6am? And please explain how you do the dishes like a parrot. Stop confusing me, deer.

My right arm looks like I spent all day yesterday shooting up. Bruises from fall on arm and needle entry on inside elbow. Better wear long sleeves today.

 

[Shell]

It's actually an annoying show.
But overall a good nights trash viewing.
C1 didn't appreciate my cat crack. Oops.

It was quality. Why anyone would have a v crappy second wedding i do not know tho.

Of course the grade A trash is tomorrow night @ 11pm. I think its the last charter for the season

 

[Chicago1]

Perhaps we could hire a cruise boat and film a Below Deck of our own. I'd cast Shell as Kate, but she seems more like a Rocky. I'd be Lee, but my hair isn't grey. I wonder who would be the nice wimmin deckhand who nobody remembers? I can't be bothered with a full cast list for us. Pick your own character.

So this is only the third series of five?

 

[JackNah_8]

Awww. That's lovely. She trusts you more and more.
When Mia was a kitten, she used to sit on my shoulder when I did the dishes. Like a parrot.

dark do you like Monica Seles?>

 

[Shell]

Perhaps we could hire a cruise boat and film a Below Deck of our own. I'd cast Shell as Kate, but she seems more like a Rocky. I'd be Lee, but my hair isn't grey. I wonder who would be the nice wimmin deckhand who nobody remembers? I can't be bothered with a full cast list for us. Pick your own character.

So this is only the third series of five?

Hmmmm im not like Rocky trust me. I'd be like somewhere in the half way point between Rocky and... the other one, the boring one. Cannot recall her name for the life of me. Like sometimes I fire up, but i also do my job and do it well. And am friendly.

I'm definitely not the boss like Kate, could not do that job tbh.

 

[Shell]

I doubt we could afford it anyway, even split 5 ways

 

[Shell]

**** it what am I even saying. I'm the captain of course. All you bitches will do what I say.

 

[Shell]

Perhaps we could hire a cruise boat and film a Below Deck of our own. I'd cast Shell as Kate, but she seems more like a Rocky. I'd be Lee, but my hair isn't grey. I wonder who would be the nice wimmin deckhand who nobody remembers? I can't be bothered with a full cast list for us. Pick your own character.

So this is only the third series of five?

Lee (captain)
Kate (chief stew)
Amy (second stew)
Rocky (third)
Eddie
Connie (deck hand)
Emile (deck)
Leon (dickhead chef)
Ben (cool chef)
Dane and David (deckhands)

 

[LukeParkerno1]

I like the nutter Shell version lol

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Of course she picks a see through dress lol

I approved of her choice! At least she had something on under lol

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Cannot wait til the reunion ep, unless the incompetent chef doesnt show. Then it'll be s**t and whats the point.

Also the fired deckhands better show too.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Shell you know who are my favourites lol

 

[Shell]

Shell you know who are my favourites lol

You are a massive Emile fan, yeah i know Luke.

 

[Shell]

He IS very sexy, i dont blame you.

And dat accent..

 

[LukeParkerno1]

You are a massive Emile fan, yeah i know Luke.

Hahaha cheeky lol

 

[LukeParkerno1]

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Want more Below Deck!

 

[Shell]

Really? Amy is clearly the hottest.

 

[Shell]

Tad bland tho.

Her brother is hot af tho yuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

 

[Shell]

Lol caption content for Ben there.

"yeah I am da chef... you see my big shiny knife?"

 

[Shell]

It looks like his legs are independent from his body

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Really? Amy is clearly the hottest.

I like Amy but something about her annoys me, not sure what it is. I like Rocky too!

 

[Shell]

I like Amy but something about her annoys me, not sure what it is. I like Rocky too!

She's boring.

Pretty simple. She caused drama last season only because she got picked on.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Some Amy for Shell