TV First Date - Part 3

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I was awake by 11. I've been busy. The lawyer's office called to finalise my will. I needed a second person for POA. I also am naming charities. I'm setting one up for "People Who Love C1". They will get the bulk of my estate, well, unless my aunt in California dies before I do. Then everything goes to Eurovision.
My shoulder is sore. Thanks for asking.
 

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My shoulder is sore. Thanks for asking.
How would I know that your shoulder is sore? If you mentioned it in this thread then it got lost somewhere. Probably among the spam tags by you-know-who. I shall send you some Lourdes Holy Water for your shoulder. I have a spare bottle I haven't drunk yet.
 

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How would I know that your shoulder is sore? If you mentioned it in this thread then it got lost somewhere. Probably among the spam tags by you-know-who. I shall send you some Lourdes Holy Water for your shoulder. I have a spare bottle I haven't drunk yet.
I mentioned it.
I think you were busy talking about yourself.
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No holy water for me thanks. It burns.
 

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During our survivor chat
As if I'm going to stop and offer succour to someone during Survivor! Priorities!

I have bursitis in my shoulder, you animal.
:mad: It's ******* crippling.
And poor Jenna got voted off because she's a cripple. You had no sympathy for her. I cried. I even posted a gif of me crying.

No holy water for me thanks. It burns.
Ungrateful! You're outta the will!

It's all about you Jim.
Yes it is. Thank you for acknowledging that fact.

Speaking of me... my doctor just called and said that I had/have food poisoning. The results from my blood test and poo poo test showed I had Campylobacter in my gut. I coulda dieded. I didn't have takeaway before it, so it might have been some chicken I made. I tried to quicken the thawing of a chicken breast by putting it in a bag with warm water and had it out too long. It was only your #prayforC1 that got me through my near death experience. You saved me! You're all in my will(except darkie- she be mean to an old person).
 

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As if I'm going to stop and offer succour to someone during Survivor! Priorities!


And poor Jenna got voted off because she's a cripple. You had no sympathy for her. I cried. I even posted a gif of me crying.



Ungrateful! You're outta the will!


Yes it is. Thank you for acknowledging that fact.

Speaking of me... my doctor just called and said that I had/have food poisoning. The results from my blood test and poo poo test showed I had Campylobacter in my gut. I coulda dieded. I didn't have takeaway before it, so it might have been some chicken I made. I tried to quicken the thawing of a chicken breast by putting it in a bag with warm water and had it out too long. It was only your #prayforC1 that got me through my near death experience. You saved me! You're all in my will(except darkie- she be mean to an old person).
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Ill still take ittho. Dat feeling when you thnk its just a receipt or something similar but oh no.. you see the queen.

Ok ill shut up about finding a five dollar note now :D
 
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