FTA-TV First Date - Part 4 and the summer of tennis

[Chief]

This thread is Part 4.

It is continued in Part 5:

TV - First Date - Part 5 and continuing the summer of tennis

Morning all ================== Continued from First Date - Part 4: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/first-date-part-4-and-the-summer-of-tennis.1208246/

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[Chicago1]

The cleaner left a little while ago. She was fantastic. Last time I had a guy who was only here about a half hour and did just the basics. This lady did so much more, stuff I just can't do. She's from the Philippines and is so nice. She used to work in a nursing home. She didn't have enough time to do some things and told me that she'd do extra stuff next time if she comes. I am going to ring council and see if she can be my permanent cleaner. Having someone like her will certainly help me stay here longer by myself.

 

[Shell]

Did you do a head count of your statues yet?

 

[Chicago1]

What statues? Is that a movie reference? Is it something that I said? I'm so confused. That's not nice to do to an old person.

 

[Shell]

Seinfeld. Cleaner stole a statue

 

[Chicago1]

Seinfeld. Cleaner stole a statue

How could I forget? I do have a statue of Mary on a side table. Thankfully she's still there. I did put my wallet in my dresser, just in case.

 

[Kram]

What statues? Is that a movie reference? Is it something that I said? I'm so confused. That's not nice to do to an old person.

 

[Shell]

Have come down to my parents supposedly quiet holiday house after v carlton.

Get woken up at 2am due to a cat fight

Get woken up at 5am due to a neighbours burglar alarm.

 

[HomerThompson]

Link to NewsCorp article on one of our fave late-night shows:
Behind the scenes on Naked Attraction

 

[Shell]

Yeah i saw that last night. Bring it back!

 

[Shell]

And FD and BD

 

[HomerThompson]

Yeah i saw that last night. Bring it back!

Maybe we could get an Australian version going?
Step 1. Start a WhatsApp group.
Step 2. Ask random people for naked interviews.
What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Shell]

It 100% could not go wrong

 

[Shell]

3rd time now alarm has gone off ******* campaigners

 

[HomerThompson]

3rd time now alarm has gone off ******* campaigners

Someone hitting the snooze button?

 

[Shell]

It was going off AGAIN as i packed up the car and left

 

[Shell]

EAD Richmond no home final for you

 

[Shell]

Go Lions

 

[Kram]

EAD Richmond no home final for you

It's so wide open this year.

If West Coast wins again I'll have to move to far North Qld or something for a couple of months, last year was unbearable.

 

[Shell]

It is.so weird not excited at all for finals but its all turned in just 24 hours. Have zero expectations but hopeful

 

[Shell]

I just dont wanna be out in ss. That s**t hurts

 

[Shell]

Wtaf is this Real Dirty Dancing being promoed i cant even begin to understand what this is..

 

[HomerThompson]

You'll have the time of your life.

 

[Shell]

They all look like a bunch of legit morons in the ad. "Omg they're picking up our bags!!!"

 

[Shell]

Lmao Richmond supporters getting screwed on flights to and from Brissy Like $1600 one way.

 

[Shell]

Meanwhile here i am spending $35 for my ticket, and $200 on a mint hotel room near the G.