FTA-TV First Date - Part 4 and the summer of tennis

[Chief]

This thread is Part 4.

It is continued in Part 5:

TV - First Date - Part 5 and continuing the summer of tennis

Morning all ================== Continued from First Date - Part 4: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/first-date-part-4-and-the-summer-of-tennis.1208246/

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[Shell]

Are we still going on about this.

 

[HomerThompson]

Are we still going on about this.

It's Kram's form of waving. All the way over here in Melbourne he looks tiny, so it's a ........ micro wave.









I'll show myself out.

 

[Kram]

"Are you cooking everything?"
"Si, everything." [slams microwave door]

"You can't serve a vegetarian, a pork sauce!"

"Looks like chicken, tastes like shrimp. Or s**t.""He says why would you put shrimp inside of a chicken?"

 

[Shell]

I get the sense kram is watching ramsay right now

 

[Shell]

I could be wrong tho

 

[Chicago1]

Was there anything today I ate that wasn't microwaved?
The salad.
You f***ing doughnut.

Anyone who hates microwave ovens probably hates puppies and kittens too.

 

[darklake]

Microwaves are great for lots of things. They totally ruin some foods.
And I do not stand in front of them - cos radiation.

 

[HomerThompson]

Microwaves are great for lots of things. They totally ruin some foods.
And I do not stand in front of them - cos radiation.

Not so great for puppies & kittens.


Most of the controls are too fiddly for their paws.

 

[Chicago1]

Not so great for puppies & kittens.


Most of the controls are too fiddly for their paws.

Zsa Zsa has great dexterity. She just has a difficult time deciding how long to warm up her food. She was never good at maths.

 

[Shell]

Pies are the worst. Go soggy

 

[HomerThompson]

Pies are the worst.

Looked great at first but disappointed their fans when it counted.

 

[Chicago1]

Pies are the worst.

NO! Tigers.

 

[Chicago1]

Pies are the worst. Go soggy

 

[Kram]

Pies are the worst. Go soggy

Can get away with microwave for a bit then finished it off in the oven if you are in a hurry.

 

[HBF]

Can get away with microwave for a bit then finished it off in the oven if you are in a hurry.

This is how i do them at home. Although we don't eat many of them at home now.

 

[Shell]

Wendy is a ******* moron

 

[Shell]

Would kill her and eat her instead

 

[darklake]

Jeff P has had so much work done.

 

[Chicago1]

I keep hearing Warthog, not Wardog.

 

[Shell]

Catch and kill the ******* chickens for *s sake

 

[Shell]

And the huge love im at tribal made me ******* sick

 

[Chicago1]

I love you, Shell. Don't vote me off.

 

[HBF]

So who's goggle-boxing tonight?

 

[Kram]

Catch and kill the ******* chickens for ****s sake

Why don't you like chickens

 

[Shell]

Why don't you like chickens

Do you enjoy starving then?